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I do hope that keeps it alive
I feared it was gone
So I came to rhyme on
And help the poor sucker survive

I feel I've been neglecting the Scrolls of late
Since watching finale I have'nt felt like scrolling at any rate
Never fear, no spoilers here
But I admit I shed more than one tear
Cause my fave show is over and sad is my fate

Xena has ended, it's true
But there is no need to feel blue
Come post here at leisure
It will give you pleasure
And prove it's not over, for you

for me Xena will never be done
watching reruns on Oxygen's fun
(today's episode was The Bitter Suite
Gabby's gutting i'm sure Ame & Argy found sweet)
plus there's all those vidoes i've taped since the series has begun

You know it is really quite neat
To re-watch the ol' The Bitter Suite
It's a gabasher's dream
To hear Scabby scream
As Sara would say, it is "SWEEET!"

Ame is a cool Aussie chick
She is more of a treat than a trick
Her humour is magic
It's really quite tragic
To think that she's saddled with Mick

Let me tell you about our gal who's a horse
Who since arriving has taken the scrolls by force
She is a true Aussie
And part of my posse
And damn sexy to boot......Of course

As you can see I got my comp back hurrah
Today is my first full scrolling day
Been downloading all sorts of things
Funny programs, and stuff for sig pic makings
Now if only I could bash Scabby all day

it's been too long since i've been here
busy with other "issues" i fear
but now i am back
to give Gab a smack
and renew my good mood with a beer

Quick, bring Jagermeister and beer
For my fun-lovin' friend over here
We'll stop her distress
By chillin' her stress
She'll soon be back rhymin' - no fear!

Just where did everybody go
I know my posting has been slow
I've been so busy
In a real tizzy
But now I'll do some rhymes in a row

I've been working on some AUssie Hottie pics
For those sexy gals who in OZ turn their tricks
Rhyming tricks of course
Not those that make you hoarse
The ones which can be found in gab-bashing limericks

Well I may go check out the rest of the Scrolls
And see whats been happening while I've been on hols
A working holiday that is
Not the kind that is bliss
Wonder if there's been any fun from the trolls

I have been busy as well
And my computer goin through hell
I'm also doing some hottie type pics
I hope between us they don't mix
I reckon they will all look swell

I grabbed me a cool Aussie hottie
He had him a tight little bottie
It was Guy I seized
I was just so pleased
That his nose was not at all snotty

I know of one more Blonde Yahoo
That I love to bash, wouldn't you?
She is Seraphin
Chuck her in the bin
When I see her I just wanna spew

no work because of Labor Day
i got to stay at home and play
i cooked on the grill
and some rum i did swill
too many more and tomorrow i'll surely pay.

I'm sitting here rhyming with zoom
Step back, and give us some room
So we can impress
With great lims, no less
While blonde yahoos all meet their doom

Seraphin should gain bashing fame
because she is so terribly lame
the brainless little blonde
should be thrown in the pond
or better yet, just set aflame

zoomy you really inspire
Let's set Seraphin's hair on fire
Then, when she is hot
Drink her like a shot
We'll call it "the flaming Moe's crier"!

since my Gabbashing ways i keep quiet
i can now add Seraphin-bashing to my diet
here's a new Blonde Yahoo
with whom i can screw
everyone should stop in and try it

I could just lim here all day
I wish Sar would come out to play
She's talking with Gabber
They both like to blabber
Both always have lots they must say

Where is my loverly Ame?
Without her here, it's not the same
She's looking at houses
[That's what she espouses]
I wish she would join in our game

we cook roast Seraphin on a spit
like a coconut her tiny skull split
run her through without fuss
like Callisto did Perdicus
or just do the ol' drag-behind-the-horse bit

Baked Seraphin will not do
Instead I like Seraphin stew
Put her in a pot
The biggest you've got
And stir her 'til she is cooked through