You know the drill... Alphabetical order.

I'm scrapping at the bottom of the barrel..*G* i couldn't think of anything else, and we need some posts!!

Warrior...Princess...Aardvark Stuffing

Gabrielle's precious aardvark died sudddenly one day, gabrielle decided to get it stuffed, but the girls didn't have anough dinars to get it done.
So she took a class.
Whilst at the class, she bumped into Perdicus' mother, who was stuffing Perdicus.
"well we need a scarecrow, and it was cheaper to do this than buy a scare crow" his mum explianed.

OK, boring i know, but i thought it might make the thread take off.

Warrior..... Princess....Beanie Baby Collector....

Gabs: Xeee-naa.....

*quickly hiding something behind her back*

Xena: Hu? Wha---

Gabs: what's that behind your back.

Xena: Uuuuh.... *looking around* nothing. don't worry about it--weren't you looking for a new scarf or stick or something....

Gabs: common... let me see... is it for me?

Xena: Umm--

Gabs: Oh, hey look--it's eve

Xena: Where?

*grabs the cuddly from behind xena*

Gabs: xena... this is the cutest stuffed froggy.... and stuffed piggy.... and stuffed cow... geez... how many of these did you get?

Cart Owner: 2 dinars is your change ma'am, and the cart is yours....

Xena: What. they're cute. argo can pull the cart behind her.....

Gabs: ............

Xena: Whaaaaat?

mons

warrior...princess...cow tipping

"okay Xena, tell me again what we're doing out in this field in the middle of the night..."

"cow tipping."

"cow tipping?"

"yes. it's fun."

"so let me get this straight. we wait for the cows to fall asleep..."

"they sleep standing up you know."

"yes Xena, you mentioned that. so when they're asleep, we run up and push them over. that's it?"

"yeah! sounds fun, huh?"

"uh, no. not really."

"well it's either that, or another round of Pin the BGSB on the Bard."

"so cowtipping it is!"

p.s.
i liked yours, Ame

[ August 19, 2002, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: she who shot Jagermeister with Argy ]

*ahem* i liked ames and zooms!

okay--we finished the Occupations one...
someone please help out this poor lil thready.

Warrior...Princess...Dancing

Gabrielle: "You know what, Xena? Ever since we visited Tara and brought back dancing in their village, I can't stop dancing myself."

Xena: "Really? I thought all the while that you maybe have an itch somewhere in your body that you can't reach, so that's why you are making those funny looking moves."

Gabrielle: "Oh Xena. Can't you tell I am getting good at it?"

Xena: "Good at scratching your itch?"

Gabrielle: "No. You know what I mean. Do you want to dance with me?"

Xena: "Well, hmmm, I'm not sure I can do what you do."

Gabrielle: "But you're THE warrior princess and don't you have many skills?"

Xena: "Indeed I do! Let me watch you a while, then I will dance like you do. Watching is a skill, too."

[ August 29, 2002, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: TwinXenas ]

Warrior ... Princess ... Elephant Collector.

Guess what Xena? I've taken up Elephant Collecting.

What's that?

I collect Elephants, of course. I've got an Asian elephant, and an African elephant ... and another Asian elephant, and five more African Elephants. I'm hoping to get some more Asian elephants, and if I'm really lucky, get some more African elephants.

Okayyyyy.......

There's only one problem.

Cleaning up their doodles?

No. The only problem is I'm running out of space for them in my backpack.

Warrior...Princess...Finger Painting

Xena waking up to laughter decides to find out the source of the ruckus. She then sees Joxer and Gabrielle enjoying themselves surrounded with pretty, rainbow colors and scrolls.

Xena: "What's up guys?"

Gabrielle: "Good morning, Xena. Joxer and I discovered painting using these pretty colors we bought at the market. It is so much fun."

Joxer: "Yeah and we couldn't find anything to use so we used our fingers. See?"

Xena: "Hmmm, interesting."

Gabrielle: "Want to try it? You'll love it!"

Xena: "I'll pass. I've got some better uses for my fingers."

Gabrielle: "Okay. Why don't you use your fingers and do some cooking? Joxer and I completely forgot about breakfast."

Xena:

Warrior...Princess...Gardening

Gabrielle: "Hey Xena, working in the garden, planting little carrot and pea seeds is kinda fun, you should try it."

Xena: "For what benefit?"

Gabrielle: "It's relaxing and we can always use another source of food."

Xena: "The way we travel, by the time the seeds mature, we could be halfway to Britania."

Gabrielle: "Oh, I didn't think of that."

XGF

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Warrior - Princess - Hang-Gliding

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Gabs: "Please! Not another one of your games!"

Xena: Trust me, it'll be a riot. You'll love it.

Gab: "That's what you said about 'Clay Roman Shooting' as well."

Xena: "Picky! How was *I* to know you weren't supposed to use live Romans!?"

Gabs: "... and as for 'Shove, Piggy, Shove'..."

Xena: "The pig liked it. C'mon! This'll be different. One just takes the flying parchment..."

Gabs: "It's awfully big, isn't it? ... and where's the rope?"

Xena: "That's the beauty of it. You don't need one. You just move to the edge of the abyss, strap yourself in and... Gabrielle? ... Gabrielle! ... Come back here!"

daring
The Xenatizer

Warrior..Princess..Ice Sculptor

What are you doing Xena
I've taken up Ice Sculpting. I'm making a full-size model of Joxer, out of ice.
Why?
Because it's illegal to cut of the real Joxer's head with my Chakram.

Warrior ... princess ... Judo instructor.

Xena starts a judo school. She teaches all her moves to her pupils, who enter competitions. Gabrielle meets up with Xena for a chat.

So, how are your pupils doing?
They all failed in the first round of each competition.
Shut up! No way dude. Get outta here. But you're brilliant, you taught them all those fancy moves where you jump 50 feet through the air and spin head over heels and do all kinds of great things. How could they fail?
Apparantly, those are not legal judo moves.

warrior...princess..kangaroo boxing

"alright. come 'ere ya little bugger... OUCH! okay--i let ya have that one... OUCH! hey...you're pretty goo...OUCH! now look here ya little...OUCH!"

"that silly looking animal getting the best of you there Xena?"

"nah, i just gotta get used to his rhythm... OUCH!"

Warrior.... Princess.... Lip Inspector

Gabs: "so, Xena, what's this new hobby you've gotten into? Everyone's talkin about how...um..., 'involving' i think is what they're calling it?"

Xena: *raised eyebrow* "wanna find out?...."

**Xena's L.I. service is a non-discrimating institution. volunteers are not chosen based on age, sex, or religious beliefs, or any other damned boundaries you could think of.

mons

warrior.princess...macrame

"Gabrielle, have you seen my rope?"

"um... why? do you need it?"

"Gabrielle...."

"look--i made this lovely hanging basket out of it!"

"hanging basket? Gabrielle, we don't even have a house. where do you propose we hang it?"

okay--totally lame. but i wanted to see Zoraks in all the forums on the main page...

okay then--g'night!


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Warrior...Princess....Nookie

Xena: Hey Gab, me and Ares have found a great new hobby.
Go visit Brunhilda for, ohhh a few years, another 25 years sounds good. Until we've had our fill of fun.

*S*

[ September 05, 2002, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Tim Tam Queen ]

mmmmm.... i did it all for the nookie once.
good times... good times....
mons

Warrior...Princess...Oil Wrestling

Xena: "Gabrielle, remember the time when you and Aphrodite went to the Gemini Club and oil wrestled with those twins?"

Gabrielle: "Yes, what about it?"

Xena: "Did you like it?"

Gabrielle: "Of course not! It felt yucky. But, Aphrodite sure was enjoying herself."

Xena: "I would like to try it sometime."

Gabrielle: "You wouldn't like it. It's slippery and wet. Then again, you have many skills and you may like it. As if your hands aren't dangerous enough."

Xena: "You think so?"

Gabrielle: "That was a joke! You can laugh. And besides you have to be a twin to get in the club."

Xena: "What are sidekicks for, right Gabrielle?"

Gabrielle: "Not again!"

Warrior...Princess...Postcard Exchange

Xena: "What are those?"

Gabrielle: "Oh, it's my postcard collection. I have been exchanging postcards with scrollers all over the world."

Xena: "Very interesting. What lovely sights and places!"

Gabrielle: "Yes, there are, aren't they! Australia, America, Austria, Canada, such beautiful places."

Xena: "We will visit those places someday."

Gabrielle: "Promise?"

Xena: "Promise. If it's to be our destiny, we'll see it out together - you and me."

Warrior ... Princess ... Quilting

Gabrielle: (sewing) La la la.

Xena: (running in) Quick Gabrielle I can hear some strange beast making a noise fit to raise the Gods! Grab your little stick I think we have some pulverising to do.

Gabrielle: Very funny. I don't sing that badly.

Xena: The jury's still out on that. What are you doing?

Gabrielle: I'm stiching together some older bits of fabric I found to make us a big, warm cover for winter sleep outs. I'm gonna call it a "quilt".

Xena: Great idea! Hang on a second ... what are all those brown bits? And just WHERE is my spare leather armour?

Gabrielle: Oops.

Twinzena's, your post was kinda...I dunno it was kinda nice.

Breen of London, thanks kinda!

Warrior...Princess...Rabbit Hunting

Gabrielle: "Oh Xena, I am sick and tired of Joxer's stew already. All soupy and watery. Can we have some meat tonight for a change?"

Xena: "Sure, what do you have in mind? I can go and fist some fish."

Gabrielle: "Okay you can do that so we'll have a variety of meat. I think I will try and catch me a rabbit."

Xena: "Good luck and don't let it bite you this time."

Gabrielle: "I won't. I will bite it first. See you later!"

A few moments passed when Gabrielle spotted a rabbit. She sneaked in behind it, but the rabbit sensed her presence.

rabbit: "Eh, what's up Gab?"

Gabrielle: "So you are talking now? Come here you..."
~~~~~
Gabrielle: "You are so yummy. I knew you'd taste this good."

Xena: "Gabrielle, are you talking to your food?"

Gabrielle: "Well, Xena, it talked to me."

Xena: "I believe you."

Warrior...Princess...Stamp Collecting

In addition to the postcards Gabrielle was collecting, she has been saving the stamps as well.