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THE XENATIZER'S DAIRY THREAD (BIG CHEESE IS WATCHING YOU)

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21 May 2002, 01:17 PM
The Xenatizer
THE XENATIZER'S DAIRY THREAD (BIG CHEESE IS WATCHING YOU)
Fell in love with a piece of Camenbert, today, but when I wanted to give her a good squeeze, she started to run.

crushed [Frown]
The Xenatizer
22 May 2002, 01:22 AM
<xenacrazed>
LOL! But this dairy entry is too short for the Xenatizer!

Now this time i am jealous that Big Cheese didn't
pick me especially since i have a 135+ thread of
posts below that begins with "i like cheese". It's
the cheesiest thread on the scrolls- ever.

I'm so envious in fact that i'm gonna get my shotgun and shoot holes in Big Cheese. Swiss cheese, anyone? [Smile]

[ May 21, 2002, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: xenacrazed ]
22 May 2002, 01:51 AM
Brucy Braless
LOOK OUT .
Be Warned

Someone cracked Ulrich's password ..
& he writes like BJJ...

Cheese Indeed!

[Big Grin]
22 May 2002, 12:40 PM
The Xenatizer
Aw, now I'm hurt! I was so proud of my lil pun in the title, and now I'm getting accused of blatant bjj'ing! [Frown]
*trembling lower lip* ... you're so cruel, Brucy... [Eek!] ... *reaching for a Kleenex* ... *HONK!!*

victimized [Razz]
The Xenatizer

[ May 22, 2002, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: The Xenatizer ]
22 May 2002, 12:44 PM
CorXy
did ya find "Miss Camembert" again to squeeze her?
22 May 2002, 12:58 PM
The Xenatizer
AAARRRGGHH!! The 'Poteidaia Cheese Ripper' is on the loose!!! ... *rushing in front of a gigantic wheel of Stilton, arms outstreched* ... Don't you DARE shoot at my Dairy Deity, XC!!!
*soothingly patting the slightly smelly monument* ... There there... did the nasty man scare you?

loyal
The Xenatizer
22 May 2002, 01:05 PM
The Xenatizer
*sigh* ... she's in the Big Dairy Farm in the sky, now. [Frown] A gang of rogue raspberry yoghurts attacked her and stole all her cultures.

in mourning
The Xenatizer
22 May 2002, 02:28 PM
CorXy
noooooo
22 May 2002, 03:45 PM
Rellik
xenatizer's being funny [Big Grin]

me likie.
22 May 2002, 06:34 PM
Brucy Braless
Good to have you back again .. by the way....
Youve been missed

[Big Grin]
23 May 2002, 01:40 AM
Amethyst
Ully being funny, humorous and normal in a thread??

The world is coming to an end [Razz] [Eek!] [Big Grin]
23 May 2002, 05:43 AM
Argeaux
THANKS, CHEESYTIZER. [Smile]
23 May 2002, 12:22 PM
The Xenatizer
*coming up behind Ame, squinting over her shoulder to see what she's up to on her computer*
'Normal', eh? I'll get you for this. [Wink]
*fighting the infantile urge to let a small cube of Gouda drop into her cleavage* ...
I'm never normal. At best, quietly insane. [Razz]

[Big Grin]
The Xenatizer
23 May 2002, 03:21 PM
<lesbianerector>
quote:
Originally posted by The Xenatizer:
I'm never normal. At best, quietly insane. [Razz]

[Big Grin]
The Xenatizer
Quietly insane, I didn't know what I was searching for until now...bet Zoom wishes I could adopt your kind of insanity.
23 May 2002, 03:37 PM
Fahrenheit
I love raspberry yogurt.
23 May 2002, 11:47 PM
zoom
do the yoghurts live in a roguefort?

sorry--couldn't resist.

oh and, yes, le--do let's try that quiet insanity thing! [Wink]
24 May 2002, 02:02 AM
The Xenatizer
quote:
do the yoghurts live in a roguefort?
Ugh... *slapping forehead* .. that's a tuff one to follow. [Wink]

Um... they did, but the Task Force against organized Cream got'em, and they've been sentenced to 5 years of solitary congealment.

[Razz]
The Xenatizer
24 May 2002, 02:19 AM
<Ripley>
Its good to see you here again and in such good spirits old friend....Catch you later...(Hopefully)
24 May 2002, 03:02 AM
Argeaux
AFTER THEY MADE THE CHEESYTIZER, THEY BROKE THE MOULD.

BACK TO THE DAILY RIND.
24 May 2002, 01:26 PM
The Xenatizer
Aw... shucks. *blushing into a strawberry shake pink*
You milky-tongue'd devil, you. *nudge*

[Wink]
cheeky cheesy chappy
The Xenatizer
25 May 2002, 03:46 AM
Amethyst
I've got the strait jacket, can someone just get his attention so he doesn't see me coming.

*stealing his smokes*
He won't need em where he is going.....

BTW Ul, if you're gunna put anything down my cleavage...... cambert please.. [Razz]

Feeling Cheesy Queasy..
26 May 2002, 06:18 PM
The Xenatizer
OY!! Confiscating my fags don't make me sane..., just ratty..., and certainly not easier to catch for the straight jacket brigade. [Wink]

Camenbert, eh? ... [Big Grin] ... anything to oblige.

round the bend [Smile]
The Xenatizer
26 May 2002, 06:41 PM
zoom
quote:
Originally posted by The Xenatizer:
Um... they did, but the Task Force against organized Cream got'em, and they've been sentenced to 5 years of solitary congealment.

[Razz]
The Xenatizer
so they managed to put away MasCarpone & his henchmen...?

gouda grief--i dairy say that i must seek further edamfication for my lac of restaint in the area of cheesiness, or be on my whey...

[ May 26, 2002, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: puppy love ]
26 May 2002, 07:09 PM
Fahrenheit
Yeah, butter stop right there...
27 May 2002, 03:33 AM
Argeaux
I'M CREAMING MY PANTS.

OH STOP, SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.