It's very simple, pets. Every dictator needs his or her own theme music.

Part I

What is your anthem?


Part II

What is the anthem you feel most appropriate for your fellow players?

Part III

What is the slogan or rallying cry (think "Remember the Alamo" or "54' 40" or fight!") for your movement?

[This message was edited by Moirae on 15 July 2003 at 08:49 PM.]

Sara, Sara uber alles
she’s the Queen of Where It’s At
all the other lairs and castles
now are soon will be razed flat
sterilizing
stupid people
all the world
will better be
as it was and is and shall be
a Texan shall the world for eternity

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

Part I - Anthem

Tune: Waltzing Matilda (what else!)

"Once a nasty Lady
Languished in her powder room
Under the haze of a wine cooler or three
And she sang as she filed her nails with a rusty saw
Who'll come a-blitzing and killing with me?

Blitzing and killing
It will be thrilling
No one will stand in our way - they will flee!
And she sang as she scoffed free chocolate from her duffle bag
Here comes a blitzing and blood-letting spree."

Part II - Pussy Anthems

pussy_Sara Tune: Barney

"I love me
zoom love's me
Let's all be naughty - tee hee!
Got my consort here, it's my girlfriend you can see
How predictable could I be?"

More pussy anthems to follow.

Part III - Slogan

"You've gotta fight.
For your right.
To paaaaaa-aaaaaartay!"

~~~~~~~~~~

Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.



[This message was edited by Lady Lazarus on 15 July 2003 at 09:15 AM.]

here's the story
of the Lazarus Lady
who was handy with a pic and Paint Shop Pro
wounded gravely
in verbal battle
her yellow blood did flow
it's a story
of Butch and Shawn too
henchgirls lured by chocolate with their wits so slow
it made sense
that they would join up
with no where else to go
so then one day Lazzie met the great Queen Sara
on her quest to bring some order to the world
by keeping stupid people from more breeding
now Laz is dead, her head's cut off, her toes are curled
her toes are curled, her toes are curled
Great Queen Sara smote ol' Lazzie from this world

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

_Part I_

What is your anthem?

"Lev fri!
Lev lycklig!
Slåss, och fortsätt kämpa!
Visa er glöd!
Svikta aldrig!
Lev livet, var aldrig rädd för döden!
Låtom oss leva för evigt under Gudarnas översikt!
Låt oss festa och skratta!
Låt oss skåla och le!
Låt oss hedra våra Gudar!
Känn deras kraft genomströmma våra lemmar och kroppar!
Under Moonshades ledning vi alla frodas!
Skål!"

(Translation:
Live free!
Live happy!
Fight, and keep fighting!
Show us your glow/passion!
Never fail!
Live life, and never fear death!
Let us feast and laugh
Let us toast and smile/laugh!
Let us celebrate our Gods!
Feel there powers flow through our limbs and bodies!
Under Moonshades leadership, we all thrive!
Cheers!)

_Part II_

What is the anthem you feel most appropriate for your fellow players?

Mush talk and little action, dear opponents...
Where is your glow? Your passion?
Where is your Gods?
Where is your power?
Before you show your power to me, I will not consider you an enemy...

_Part III_

What is the slogan or rallying cry ([i]think "Remember the Alamo" or "54' 40" or fight!"[/b]) for your movement?

Fight for your Gods!
Fight for your passion!
Fight for me!



Leader of The Valkyries

I've come to help pussy_shade out by composing an anthem for her followers to sing to her. When she finds some.

Tune: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Moonshade, Moonshade you are late
That's OK coz you don't rate
Argy will take care of you
But not how you want her to
Moonshade, Moonshade in your head
You know you're already dead

Aaawww - ain't that just SO sweet?

~~~~~~~~~~

Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

Don't f-ck with me and my valkyries, Laz, or you'll be sorry you did....

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Leader of The Valkyries

[Edited because the sig break was making the page too wide.]

[This message was edited by Lady Lazarus on 28 July 2003 at 10:09 AM.]

zoom 200 points for Sara's, 200 points for the Lady's

Lady 250 points for your song, 200 for Sara bashing, 200 points for bitchiness. *g*

Moonshade 200 points for the anthem, 75 points for the slogan.

Part I

I'm going to use a real song for my anthem. The song I shall be using is Be Prepared. I know, If I have an anthem, then I'll already be ruling the world, so a song about being prepared for my reign as king does seem odd, but I don't care. I like it. My loyal subjects can remenisce about the good old days when we slaughtered our foes while they sing along.

Feel free to replace "king" in the part "Yeah, we'll be prepared. For what?" "For the death of the king!" and "Simba" in "No fools, we're going to kill him. And Simba too" with the name of any wannabe dictator of your choice.

I'll post the rest later.

PS: Simba rocks. Kimba sucks.

Here's an anthem for pussy_Salem so that we can all forget about his embarrassing non-attempt at composing one.

Tune: Incy Wincy Spider

Incy wincy Salem began to scream and shout
He held his head and cried and ran about
Down ran the blood as he suffered through the pain
For Argy had stuck a sword in him again

No need to thank me. The pleasure was all mine.

~~~~~~~~~~

Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

No where did it say "You MUST write your own song. You CAN NOT just use a real song".

I stand by my choice.

I stand by my choice too.

Of course you don't HAVE to be original.

If you enjoy being mediocre you go right ahead.

~~~~~~~~~~

Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

Not so much enjoying being mediocre as it is enjoying not wasting time coming up with badly written "songs" when it could be better spent in other, more productive ways.

Even a consort can have her own anthem... and speaking of predictable, why Laz...you gonna be predictable and insult my anthem too? Gee, who woulda thought. I never would have.

The Consort

Prepare your things
Dissolve your mind
'Cause I'm your consort
Beautiful queen
Sara, enticingly serene

A blood red moon
Has spared our bed
But not your rivals
Beautiful queen

Prepare to reign
No more to hide
With I your faithful consort
By your side

Let streamers fly
And cannons roar
On your arrival
Beautiful queen

Tomorrow night
Prepare to walk
On anyone her majesty ever wants

Entrust in me
You're not alone
Together we'll wreak havoc on the throne
Entrust in me
You're not alone
Even though my throne's slightly smaller than yours
Beautiful queen

Together we'll wreak havoc
You and me
Together we'll wreak havoc
You and me
Together we'll wreak havoc
You...

Prepare your things
Dissolve your mind
'Cause I'm your consort
Beautiful queen
Sara, the queen of me


Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna hear your comments, I like it.

~Gabber



"Sweet conversations in the wind
Kisses carried by the sun
Hold them close inside – I'm way upstairs
And hear her voice before the day is done

I know love when she comes to me
I know love through the miles inbetween
Gotta fly through the night
Hear my footsteps on the sea
Meet me..."

300 points to Gabber