...Gay Icon

you know the drill--alaphbetically...

warrior...princess...ABBA

X: come on Gabrielle, take a chance on me.

G: i don't think so. knowing me and knowing you ...

X: so you think this disco contest will be my Waterloo?

G: well you're no dancing queen like me!

X: mama mia! you are good...

(okay--it was either that or a story that involved a turd in a bottle on a necklace...)

warrior..princess..barbra

x: people.. people who need people
are the luckiest peeee...

g: shut up xena

[ December 19, 2002, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Tam ]

hon, you better hope the gay police don't come snatch your toaster oven--it's barbra, don'tcha know...

i don't own a toaster oven

warrior...princess.. CHER

Gabrielle...Gypsies, tramps and thieves. We'd hear it from the people of the town. They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves. But every night all the men would come around and lay their money down

Xena...Ok,Gabrielle,you made your point.Tonight we'll get a room.Uh,one with a tub

lol Shane you beat me to it.

warrior...princess...Divine

G: is that Salmoneus coming up the road?

X: uh Gabrielle, that's a la... um a woman. i think.

large drag queen on a small donkey laden with several suitcases rides up

D: ooh. aren't you two a couple of butch things! come help a lady off her mount, Leathergirl. Blondie, get that blue bag there for me will you? ah yes, here we are... my gin!

X:djinn!?! oh no, not again...

D: GIN honey, gin. alcohol. spirits...?

X: no thanks. so you're not from around here, are you?

D: no. i'm on my way to the Widow Twanky's School of Dance--i plan to join her in her quest to bring poise and beauty to the world by opening a School of Voice and Drama.

G: well, you do have a....um...unique voice and you do have quite a dramatic presence. i'm sure you'll be a success.

D: can the sweet talk, Blondie. now what are you Girl Scouts going to rustle us up for dinner...?

[ December 20, 2002, 07:47 AM: Message edited by: ga-nashing ga-nu ]

Warrior ... Princess ... Eurythmics

X: Sweet dreams are made of these.
G: Who am I to disagree?
X: I travel the world and the seven seas.
G: Every body's looking for ... I can't think of a word that would fit here.
X: So much for that song writing attempt. Let's cut your hair even shorter, and I'll go and put mine in a ponytail, K?

Warrior Princess... Faye Dunaway

X: I told you Gabrielle - NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!

I know - it's a stretch, but F was hard and "J" for Joan was so far away

[ December 20, 2002, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

Hey you guys are stealing all of mine lol

Sorry Mo, I couldn't resist

warrior...princess...Gloria Gaynor

what can i say? is a song called "I Will Survive" not the perfect anthem for people who die as much as X & G...?

Warrior ... Princess ... Helen Reddy

G: I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore and I know too much to go back and preteee-ee-eeend.

X: It'll never catch on.

G: What a drag.

warrior.. princess.. indigo girls

x: emily
g: amy
x: emily
g: amy

[ December 23, 2002, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: Tam ]

Warrior Princess Jewel (I put this on the other scroll but it didn't transfer here so I reposted it)

Xena: Until tonight My heart was just half full, I'd never known the fruit which fed the soul-Now I see what may put to rest my longing-for I have seen the face of love
Gab: In silence I feared my heart would remain words unheard inside a separateness of skin
Xena: Take my hand, knowing, with it I also give my heart wanting to never be separate again
Gab: Let eternity began
Xena: If you were a flame I'd allow myself to be consumed completely
Gab: Were you wind I'd wish you to pass thru me

WXF

warrior.. princess.. katharine hepburn

g: were you a trojan woman?
x: yeees
g: were you a spitfire?
x: yeees
g: were you woman of the year?
x: yeees

[ December 23, 2002, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Tam ]

Warrior...Princess...Lucy Lawless

X: Hey that's not fair, she's not gay.
G: I know, but she plays a character who's gay.
X: Who says the character's gay?
G: Well there is debate on the point, I'll grant you that but that's why she's a gay icon. She doesn't dodge the issue, she doesn't deny the subtext, and is not shy about acknowledging her lesbian supporters.
X: You make her sound like some kind of superhero just because she rode in an Aussie gay parade with a hot blonde chickie.
G: What's an Aussie?
X: A person from Australia.
G: Is that near Crete? Are Australians Cretins?
X: (chuckling) Depends on who you ask. No, you have to travel to the ocean on the far side of Chin, and then sail south for several months. It's a hot dry land full of poisonous critters and vegemite.
G: Vegemite?
Xena shudders, then bites her lip, fighting the horrid memory.
X: That'll have to be tonight's campfire chat. I'll need your comfort and strength to recall that worse-than-Dahak memory.
The pair ride on in silence.

Warrior...Princess...Melissa Etheridge

G: Hey Xena... what do you call a hundred armed villagers from Lesbos?
X: I can't imagine.
G: Militia Etheridge. ( laughs loudly )

Warrior...Princess...Noel Coward

(A man calls from a hilltop)
N: Has anyone seen my ship?
G: We're not looking for a ship. We're trying to find Bodaceia's army to help fight the Romans.
X: The battle begins at noon. Can we get there in time?
N: Only maddogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun!
X: Geez... these people are weird.

Merry Christmas everyone. Oh how I've missed this game.

Good to see you back, Brian.

Many's the long night I wondered where you'd gone and left us.

See, your legacy lives on.

Tee hee!

I just realised that I made us skip Ellen!



I should SOOOOO be banned from this game!