warrior.. princess.. oscar wilde

x: *reading newspaper*
g: what's the news of the day?
x: playwrite arrested and convicted of homosexual acts
g: gulp! good thing we live in greece

[ December 28, 2002, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: Tam ]

and a witty story too please. yes yes. i'm thinking a witty story involving oscar wilde would be very nice indeed.

do tell us one.....

[ December 28, 2002, 12:24 AM: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

"In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde

Warrior - Princess - Marlene Dietrich

M: "See vot ze guurls in ze back room vill have..."

X: "Well, precious, how about seeing 'vot us girls in ze front room vill have'?"

G: "Xena, don't be rude. It's a song."

X: "Is it, now? I thought it was an order. Well, you never know with Germans, I s'pose."
*sizing up Marlene with a half-risen brow of approval*
"Nifty gear, tho."

G: *frowns* I SAID I'll buy a new BGSB tomorrow."

X: *lightly stroking Gab's hair with the back of her hand*
"There's a difference between loving clothes because of who's wearing 'em and just noticing nice things."

M: "Vhy senk you, stranger! I designed it myself after a particularly veird dream. I call it tail coat and top hat..., or Penguin's Big Nite Out."

X: "Well, well, not only a tavern keeper and a singer, but a tailor as well! "

M: "I have many skills."

G:

X: "LOL!!"

odd
The Xenatizer

silly kraut, p comes after o
i'll give ya points for marlene dietrich though

Oops... *blush*... sorry, T, I totally forgot the alphabetical rule.

Must've been the VERY nice Christmas card standing here and blocking proper sight on the monitor.

distracted
The Xenatizer

it got there? woohoo!

the lines are so long at the post office, i guessed at postage

Well, T, as Bones said to Mr Spock in Star Trek III, "I think the Captain meant that he feels safer with your guesses than with anybody elses equations".

thanks
U

[ December 28, 2002, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: The Xenatizer ]

warrior.. princess.. queen

x: another one bites the dust
x: another one bites the dust.. ow
x: another one bites the dust.. hey hey
x: another one bites the dust.. heeeey
g: brag brag brag

boo

Since no-one did "P" ...

Warrior...Princess...Prince

X: Cream. Get on top.

G: Cream. Don't you stop.

X: Cream. You just drop.

G: Oh, shaboogy--

X: *BOP* Uh, Gabrielle? You alright?

here's my p from the old board:

warrior..princess...Betty Page

G: oh great. another one that looks just like you, Xena...

on to r

(reposting and apologizing to shane in advance )

warrior.. princess.. queen

x: another one bites the dust
x: another one bites the dust.. ow
x: another one bites the dust.. hey hey
x: another one bites the dust.. heeeey
g: brag brag brag

Warrior...Princess...Diana Ross.

Gabrielle jumping out in front of Xena... stop in the name of love!!!

Xena..will you stop,we'll never get home before dark playing this guessing game.

Tam ,I actually was just testing to see if my siggy worked,I didn't realize you were having trouble with your ABC'S...

my ABCs are fine... between all the boards, we were up to the letter Q
but we can dance around the alphabet if everyone wants

Warrior Princess .... Alice B. Toklas

X: Did you try her brownies yet?
G: Huh?
X: Did you try her brownies?
G: Broowniees?

Warrior...Princess...Ulysses

X: Ulysses wasn't gay! He was married to Penelope. And he wanted to be with me. How gay is that? And I've never heard of him being idolized by any gay people.

G: I know.

X: So what gives?

G: it's the same principle as Warrior...Princess...Xerxes

X: The Persian conqueror?? How does he fit into gay icons?

G: He doesn't. Just like Ulysses didn't either. But this game will be stuck here forever if we don't do something. How many icons begin with U? or X? So I cheated so we could just move on.

X: I'll grant you the u...

G: What?

X: I'll grant you the u...

G: You'll grant me the me?

X: Not "me," "U"

G: Me?

X: Not you, "U!" Upsilon, nutbread brain!!

G: Ohhhhhh...

X: Upsilon is difficult. X is incredibly obvious.

G: By the gods, who could think of an X?

Xena leans forward and kisses Gabrielle tenderly on the lips.

G: (breathlessly) Xena...

X: Exactly!!

G: (sheepishly) oh yeah... I guess I was thinking too hard, but not enough. (dreamily) Hey... what was that name again?

that was truly a thing of beauty...

warrior...princess...Venus

G: Venus?
X: okay...Aphropdite... but "A" was a long time ago, and anyway, i kinda liked the whole "dancing queen" thing...
G: whatever. how is Aphrodite a gay icon?
X: well--she is the only one of all the gods that WE've always been on good terms with. that, and she the fact that she dresses like a nymphomaniac drag-queen...
G: Xena, be careful what you say! next thing you know you'll be stuck in someone else's body or turned into a chicken or something...