Are there any able-bodied Australians here that know how to stimulate a drunken, hopeless, lovelorn, and desperately lonely sailor's nearly dead body into action and carry him to a land where gorgeous curly redhead girls roam among the kangaroos?

MaxQ

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but, a fire to be lighted - Plutarch

Yes, when she's done stimulating a drunken, hopeless, lovelorn and desperately lonely Kraut.


devious
The Xenatizer

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Wood: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing, apart from that, there's only one rule: if it moves, kill it.

horny men

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at least they have good taste...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

scratch my nose, will ya...?

there is that

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slightly unsound
The Xenatizer

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Originally posted by Aim:
*blinks*

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*pants*

After she finishes stimulating a German? How long does that take, 2 minutes?

Hi, Your Naughtiness, I hope you are well. I'll bet Jess has a Doctorate in Physics by now.
I haven't been around here much lately mostly because my firewall doesn't seem to like this particular version of the scroll for some reason. I wanted to log in a month ago to mark Linxi's 20th birthday but, couldn't. Does that seem possible? Our little "koolage" girl is not a teenager any more?
Anyway, I think I have the firewall configured right now and hope to be peeking in for some pics of curly redheads from time to time. Please don't be shy about posting them!

Ulrich, I think of you and Satachrist every time I belch from a Heineken! Of course, the gas could be from the Italian food I usually eat before the German beer(As a historian, I really should have learned by now that mixing German and Italian is usually bad) but, in any case, I'm on a diet so, in the future there should be less belching from foreign sources and good old fashioned red-blooded American ulcer pain. Be good!

Max

P.S. Ame, do you still have a YM handle? I had to reconfigure my Yahoo Messenger. Oy!

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but, a fire to be lighted - Plutarch

I would've offered to help out bar the fact that I'm not able-bodied.

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Who did you think I would be? - HA! - well you got me instead.

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Originally posted by Argeaux:
I would've offered to help out bar the fact that I'm not able-bodied.

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Nonsense, all Australian women are able-bodied! Y'all are natural lifeguards because you have those nice warm roomy marsupial pouches. I suspect Ame's probably a natural backstroke swimmer because she's spent so much of her life on her back but, it's a big ocean and you're welcome to come on in!!!

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but, a fire to be lighted - Plutarch

Yes i still have a YM handle, no wonder when ever Butch comes online he never replies.

Amythyst25

Hopefully i'll have some new pics of Jess soon, even though she won't go near Sanat for any Santa pics, but I wasn't expecting it. I have some pics in my digi cam, i most post a pic of her later.

If you downloaded ICQ you could talk to the easily excitable kraut too.. *G*

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Wood: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing, apart from that, there's only one rule: if it moves, kill it.

This was taken about 2... 3 days ago

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Wood: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing, apart from that, there's only one rule: if it moves, kill it.

Jessie is almost as cute as her Mummy.

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Who did you think I would be? - HA! - well you got me instead.