Is this a pork I see before me?

Out damned poultry!

I'm a porker, he's a porker, she's a porker....wouldn't you like to be a porker too?

I came, I saw, I porked.

ummm

Unless the other white meat is like Tiffany Amber Theissen... Im not porking any "white meat" thats kinda gross.

Reminds me of some perverted Deli clerk.

Seize the pork!

My kingdom for some pork!

Come live with me and be my pork.

[ November 19, 2002, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Amazon Porker ]

Just say pork.

Where's the pork?

Ask not what your pork can do for you, but what you can do for your pork.

(This post is totally cracking me up.)

Christmas Pork!

Pork yourself a merry little porker.

Porker roasting on an open fire.

Silent pork, holy pork...

Let it pork, let it pork , let it pork...

Hark the pork, angels sing, glory to the new pork king...

Pork to the world, the pork has come....

Jingle pork, Batman pork, Robin laid a pork

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Porks are doing it for themselves

Pork: Because life is short. Why drag it out?

Pork Express: Make Life Rewarding

an old favorite: Beauty pork loves pork jr.

pork 'em if ya got 'em

"can we pork with your juices?"

thanks heitie

"pork pork pork"

I'll rise, but I refuse to pork!

Autolycus, get your hands off my pork.

To conquer others is to wield power, to conquer pork is to know the way.

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[ November 19, 2002, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Chiana of Porkopolis ]

pork for all, and all for pork.

gods grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot pork, the courage to pork the things i can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

you can pork some of the people some of the time, but you can't pork all of the people all of the time.

cast not your pork before swine.

--if any of these are repeats I aporkagize.

Long about noon, when your appetite's porkin' at ya, porkin' at ya.

Been There, Porked That

Pork the Magic Dragon

Leavin' on a Jet Pork

Blowin' in the Pork

That 70s Pork

P*O*R*K

Gone With the Pork

Masterpork Theatre

"...if I could save pork in a bottle..."

"...I gave my love a cherry that had no pork..."

"...lemon tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is pork..."

"Didja ever once ever offer me a lousy cuppa pork?!"

"This is not a porking accident!!"

--I should stop...

sometimes you just hafta say, "what the pork."