A-th-the
A-th-the
A-th-that's pork, folks!

How much pork could a Porkpork pork, if a Porkpork could pork pork?
A Porkpork would pork all the pork if a Porkpork could pork pork.

Notice how if you say or use a word too much, it starts to look like something you've made up?
Then a gain, maybe it's the brownies.

To pork, or not to pork: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The Spam and Scrapple of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of Spamburgers

LOL Gosh,this is indeed a funny thread...but I cant think of anything funny..

maybe...

Long live the Pork! (But I´m sure that was already said!)

or...Never pork up your pork!

I´m porking in the pork,just porking in the pork,
what a porkeous feeling,I´m porky again...

*what am I doing - that´s nonsense..*

[ November 20, 2002, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: CorXena ]

Pork, the final frontier, these are the voyages of the porkship Porkerprise, to seek out new porkforms and new porkilizations, to boldly pork where no pork has porked before!



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[ November 20, 2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Chiana of Porkopolis ]

Why did the pork cross the road?

A little porking, a little mayhem!

All's quiet on the porkfront.

If you can't pork 'em, join 'em!

Pork As Folk

If This Pork Could Talk

Sow much pork, sow little time.

Pork And Roll

This is your brain. This is your brain on pork.

Gabrielle: If I had to spend the rest of my life without companionship, porking myself wouldn't be a problem.

Xena: Quit preaching and pork!

Porkrum (por k rum) - round slice of ham with a razor sharp edge that when properly thrown will return to thrower.

Beware of Greeks Bearing Pork

Pork. It does a body good.

[ November 20, 2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

pork: Okay, maybe it does rhyme with "dork", but at least it tastes good!

Pigs on fire, porking down the road, let's notify the next of pig, this pork shall explode...



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LMFAO!! absolutely porkulous, porky darling!!

Houston, the pork has landed.

that's one small pork for man, one giant hamhock for mankind...

porking isn't everything, it's the only thing.

he who acts without expectation knows no pork.

is it just me, or is it pork in here?

pork you!!

[ November 20, 2002, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: the other white meat ]

Gentlemen..., we have Pork-Off!

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and now...

... a bit of tasteless historical reference:

I have porked with Herr Porker... and I have... here in my hand... a piece of pork which will guarantee pork in our time!

We'll pork them in the air... we'll pork them at sea... we'll pork them on the beaches!
This is not the pork. It isn't even the end of the pork... but it is the pork of the beginning.
All I can promise are blood, sweat and pork.

Never, in the history pork has so much pork been owed by so many to so few porkers.

DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL PORK?!?!?

I want to be called Meyer if one British porker will ever manage to drop pork on Berlin!

This is Berlin. From the Porker's bunker it is announced, that today, in the early hours of the morning, our beloved Porker, porking until his last breath..., has fallen for Porkany.

How do you plead?
Not porky! I never was a Porkal Porkalist! I was only doing my pork!

Da-ad?
Hmm...?
What did you pork during the war?
Nothing. Now go to your pork!
But why's this lamp shade made of pork?

... at dawn you will be taken from here to the porker and hanged by your chops until you are pork. May mutton have mercy on your pork.

scorched pork
The Xenatizer

Porkus The Tank Engine
Pork the Builder
Porkame Street
Teleporkies
Pork's Clues
PorkNBallZ
Sailor Pork

a few more courtesy of my brother:

..if I could save pork in a bottle...

...squeeze my pork, til the juice runs down my leg...

...pork me once, then pork me twice, then pork me once again...

...pork! in the name of love...

and in the spirit of the season:

O christmas pork, O christmas pork...
Silent Pork, Holy Pork
The Little Porker Boy
Go Pork it on a Mountain
Oh Little Pork of Bethlehem

Porkrastinate

Oh great, now I have tears in my eyes from laughing so porkin' hard...

Pork me once - shame on you. Pork me twice - shame on me.