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Scroll Tragic |
Hi many of you know me.. Im Brucy Braless.. Im older than Dirt.. Why when God said...Let there be Light! What do you think he saw..???  Soo.... Is your computer bercoming slow, & out-dated..?? Having trouble poppin up on the Scrolls like you used to... Im here to save your day.. Take it from a coupla old wrinkly geezers like me & Hugh Hefner... Viagra ! ..It works.... Youll be poppin up all over the place, like youre a teen-ager again...  Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
I think that's the best thing I've seen you post all year, Brucy. ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
Cue music! Come Scroll with me Let's Scroll, let's Scroll away If you could use some Xena news Or a 'What if' every day Come Scroll with me, act now and don't delay ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
I used to be obsolete, i used to not have the internet! i used the telephone to communicate! I hand made my own flyers to advertise my business! I *gasp* BOUGHT STAMPS for the purpose of sending friends letters! What was WRONG with me? Then--finally--a colleague talked me into putting my business on the internet. And lo and behold--what happened next? Welllll--I happened to call my friend jen(aka lil tiki) about how excited i was about discovering the internet and she said--"well kate, you ain't discovered NOTHIN yet til you gone to the scrolls." And she was so right. Ever since I came to the scrolls, I have had a purpose in life. I can come here and be redundant on the What if thread and actually feel like i'm contributing something to society. I can also hone my creativity on FF&P. It's got something for everyone! You can even go on the Fight club and curse out everyone who's making your life miserable! Got a problem at work? Take it to the rant thread! It's always up! Politics? We got em. Topics? Galore. From Xena to Buffy to Johnny Depp to Tim Tams and Oreos. Come to the place that has it all. Tell a friend! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
Do you or someone you know suffer from any of these symptoms: -hate to go outside? -have trouble interacting with real life people? -feel anxious and irritable if you're away from your computer and the Scrolls too long? -get fidgety and hyperactive if you're not able to pull up the Scroll web page? If you answered yes to any of these questions, it's a possibility that you are suffering from a condition known as "Scroll-io-ititis". Doctors say there is no known cure and no way to alleviate suffering of withdrawal symptoms other than to constantly stay on your computer and surf the Scrolls. Victims of "Scroll-io-ititis" or SCROLLS should settle all affairs not able to be taken care of from cyber space and say good bye to human contact with loved ones. Be prepared to invest in a comfy computer chair and in carpel tunnel syndrome surgery in the near future. Maybe one day science will advance enough to treat this heinous affliction but until then, keep Scrollin' you bastards. *this message paid for by the admin of the People for the liberation of the Daily Scrolls ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
*stands up* My name is Michelle and i suffer from Scroll-io-ititis. Is there a 12 steps program for this? or is it uncurable? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
I do beleieve what you need is a good dose of ICQ Sex-lax... Oral liquid form or the new suppositories.. You just stick 'em up your.... Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
Unplug the phone, you're just not home Your soul is not your own Your hands sweat, your body shakes Another post is what it takes You can't sleep, you can't eat There's no doubt, you're in deep From What If, to Fan Fic and P Another scroll is all you need! Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the net, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you're--Out of Control, You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're Addicted to Scrolls You see a face, but you won't look Your nose is in a different book Your heart beats in computer time Another click,(Argy says) And you'll be miiiiine! You can't be saved Cyberland is all you crave And if there's a PM for you You don't mind if you do! Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the posts, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you're out of control, You know you're gonna have to face it you're Addicted to Scrolls. "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
Oh that was just beautiful stuff. *applauds* Love yer work. ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
ROTFMAO i thought it was one of my better ones, actually.  hehehehehe "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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