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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
Nerves shaken, breath drawn Eye twitching, throat retching now Vomit on my shoes ********************************* | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
a sneeze or a laugh causes unwanted release incontinence sucks welcome MonkeyDog Jones--nice to see you took a peek and joined us--i knew this thread would be what finally got you here. (don't worry folks, i know this twisted fool... ) WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
You, me and our dog We walk, he marks the pavement Pisses on my foot This actually happened. ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
Oh god, you people are all disturbed, lol. But since zoom called me out by name and Nora is insisting, I shall contribute. Keep in mind, I suck at haiku. Glistening, shiny Your eyes wander from my face Wayward snot hanging out sucks ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
Hot and sticky day Hot sweat drips off my body Damn! forgot deodorent! | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
No one can see me All alone in my bedroom Wonder what I am doing?? :P :P ********************************* | |||
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Dream Scroller |
Pride of performance ending with a flush and swoosh can’t always be shared This has been really great! I knew you would come up (or down ) to this challenge! It's at once funny, tragic and utterly human. | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
The need to scratch it Looks kind of scabby, weeping The things scrollers give you ********************************* | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
good advice is dear take it from one with knowledge don't sit in poison ivy WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
the sun shines at night the beautiful orb appears costume malfunction WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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