We've got a Magicka event happening soon and, as luck would have it, I have a spare copy of the game floating around my inventory.

To win it, you need to write a limerick that is about killing your friends in any game.

The limerick MUST follow these rules:

1. You can submit as many limericks as you like.

2. People who already have a copy of the game can submit, but only those who don't already have a copy will be awarded the prize.

3. Submit limericks of only one stanza.

4. The last line should be at the very least mildly amusing, but uproariously funny is what you should really be aiming for.

5. It must follow the rhyming pattern -

a
a
b
b
a

6. It must have one of the two following rhythmic structures -

Da DUH da da DUH da da dah
Da DUH da da DUH da da dah
Da DUH da da dah
Da DUH da da dah
Da DUH da da DUH da da dah

OR

Da da DUH da da DUH da da dah
Da da DUH da da DUH da da dah
Da da DUH da da dah
Da da DUH da da dah
Da da DUH da da DUH da da dah

Yes, I used to be a High School English teacher and now you all must suffer for it.

Entries are to be submitted by Monday 9 April 2012.

There once was an admin called Arg
Whose number of games was quite large
She gave them away
Almost every day
But only to people named Marge



<=RB= Argy posted on April 13, 2012 @ 2:02am
Well, I must say that I liked both those limericks, but Bzerk and faustyle already have Magicka.

I will donate the game to one of my needy game-deprived friends instead.

Well played, chaps.


faustyle posted on April 04, 2012 @ 6:04pm
Here's one!

Spy is my favorite class
Disguised, I can always tresspass
But move your damn feet
If you see me retreat
There's an UberHeavy right on my ass!

... I'll show myself out.


<=RB= Bzerk- posted on April 03, 2012 @ 12:28pm
The zombie's blood is very red
You have to shoot them in the head
But you're out of your luck
If your ally won't duck
And then all of a sudden they're dead


<=RB= Bzerk- posted on April 03, 2012 @ 12:27pm
I had that the first time! Drat!


<=RB= Argy posted on April 01, 2012 @ 3:43pm
All you need to do is change the first line to:

The zombies' blood is very red


<=RB= Bzerk- posted on March 31, 2012 @ 9:07am
But but I dun get how it works. :{

My Ingrish is poorz.


<=RB= Argy posted on March 30, 2012 @ 3:37pm
The first line of that limerick doesn't meet the rhyming pattern, Bzerk.

I suggest you adjust it a little bit.

Apart from that, solid first attempt.