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From Paradise Found:
Xena: You like him--is that it? Oh that's it isn't it? You LIKE him!

*when they fell into the paradise place*
Xena: Ah what is it with you and holes?




"Ultimately, the truth will come out in all of this and I will be standing on the right side of the roaring rapids. I hope other people will be too. I know the truth and if I had to walk away from all of it today, the job, the career, all of it, and go toodle-oo, then fine."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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From Little Problems

Gabrielle: You speak our language with such ease

Castor: My brother & I pride ourselves on being cunning linguists

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you are there:

ares: i'm just trying to get laid! i'm not a criminal!

Razz

the quill is mightier:

ares: what's that? *gabrielle looks. ares slaps her in the face and walks off* hahaha! "what's that?"!Big Grin


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endgame:

X: "Well, what do you suggest? That we take over the village, chain up Gabrielle, and kill him?"

Ama: "Pick one. I'll go with it."

Big Grin


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Hey, Just got season 3 on DVD, [LOVE IT btw] and had to share this lil 'gem' from Fins Femmes & Gems....

Gabrielle Sings: "Well, listen to my story about Gabrielle-- A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass-- Nice round breasts and a firm young--"

Y'know we should start a limerick topic on the Xena series, what you think? Wink


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oh yes, a Xena Limerick spree
i wish that idea'd come to me
with just a small push
we could end up in Whoosh!
oh wait...btdt


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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