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What if I start another one of these things?

What if it's no different from any of the other "What if" threads I have started?

What if it also goes for 100 pages?

What if I've created a monster? Eek
 
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What if, aww, baby thread!?

What if I didn't post at all on the last couple pages of the old one? : /

What if a friend and I want to sneak off to Seattle for a day-trip Saturday?

What if someone is tap-dancing in my kitchen? Eek

What if it's one of Julia's friends, and she happens to be a very good dancer?

What if, back to the sneaking off thing?

What if we'd say we were going to a local creek to hunt for newts and salamanders?

What if, yeah, for around 10 hours?

What if I doubt I'm going anywhere this weekend? -_-
 
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What if I never got to say good bye to the old What If thread?

What if, so sad?

What if it wasn't one of Julia's friends in Emessis' kitchen?

What if it was the tap-dancing bandit?

What if they break into peoples houses, tap dance in their kitchens and then tap dance out the front door?
 
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what if *tears start flowing* i missed that last page Frown?

what if at least i was on 99?

what if that really was the last page, because 100 didn't count, seeing as how argy was going schitzo at the time Razz?

what if i was going to be second to post in this thread, but then SOMEONE beat me to it?

what if i blame eve for this - her and her insescent log-in proceedures Mad?

what if she lives to make my life inconvenient?

what if i'm sure there'll be at least 10 someones between me and second post by the time i post this?

what if i'd use the draco icon, if indeed i did use icons?

what if i did notice that xena seemed happier somehow, but didn't realise why?

what if she can sing again Smile?

what if i don't mind jubs being chipper after my decidedly un-chipper post?

what if i'm relatively chipper now Smile?

what if, note the overuse of smilies Smile?

what if my assignment has been pushed back?

what if i still don't know if that's a good thing?

what if it is, because now i can "focus" on my essay draft, due next tuesday?

what if the one about labyrinth?

what if ooh, that's what i could be looking up now Smile?

what if i worry about tomorrow?

what if i call in sick from the excursion?

what if this means calling a friend of mine, who i feel obligated to go with?

what if it's going to be awkward?

what if i really don't want to go though?

what if, and as you know, there's a chance of me being crappy?

what if this friend cried today, which makes it all the more awkward Frown?

what if, and ten there's my roommate who wants me to stay home with her because she has the day off?

what if i compromise and stay home, but buy some clay so that i can be doing work?

what if, yes, that'll do?

what if i stay away from the organic healthfood store next door to the clay shop though?

what if they have peppermint carrob with my name on it?

what if my name has no money to it, so it shall have to wait?

what if i'm being strong *trusts you can't see her sneaking carrobs from behind her back*?

what if went to the liberry of my own accord?

what if i hope the teacher wont drag me there now at a later date, pointing things out to me like i dunno what's what?

what if i am not feeble in some way?

what if i like the man with the musket?

what if i bathe quite often?

what if it's strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure?

what if i should stop now - it's getting weird o_O?

what if lucius, bring the car around *dangles keys*?


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What if ..
we act the way we act
because we feel the way we feel & thats...
Because we think the way we think....


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I said Duh!
 
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What if Maddie going to the organic store brings a tear to my eye?

What if I told Paco about the baby rat and he felt that was a very odd and sad thing to happen?

What if Paco was correct?

What if Paco were always correct?

What if I've been doing a lot of heavy lifting the past couple of weeks because I'm redoing the attic, putting everything into organizable plastic bins, etc?

What if I punched Paco last night as I often do to help toughen his abdomen and also because it's fun, what with it being consentual punching?

What if he was ready for it but it sent him backward a little and it left a mark?

What if he also made a sort of "hoooaahh.....ow" sound?

What if I don't think he realized how much heavy lifting I've been doing?

What if speaking of Paco, I'm a little sad fewer people will see his handsome, handsome arm now that the other thread is...out to pasture?

What if I almost said pasturized?

What if I don't know how a pasteurization analogy would fit a discussion thread, particularly one with What If inclinations?

What if my attic is spectacular now?

What if looking through all my treasures makes me worry about house fires?

What if I think it might be nice to move to a newer house someday, one with shiny new wiring?

What if a larger one, as well?

What if the plumber's coming tomorrow to install the new bathtub, but first he's going to remove my toilet?

What if that sounded untoward?

What if there's a toilet in the basement but the bathroom down there's not finished yet so it's mostly just a toilet in the basement?

What if it's hooked up and everything, don't get me wrong, there just aren't a lot of walls around it?

What if I like a lot of walls in my bathrooms, and also a sink?

What if I'm funny that way?

What if it was customary for bathrooms not to have walls?

What if there was just a curtained space in people's houses and it was understood that you shouldn't go near it unless you really had to?

What if I'm uncomfortable with that idea?

What if I weren't?

What if I've been scrambling to get all the attic stuff put away and the house cleaned so my body's quite tired?

What if I hope all is well tomorrow, what with the absence of a private bathroom area?

What if I'm having weird waves of anxiety?

What if I dislike them?

What if I hope they don't make me have to use the bathroom more than usual?

What if I should get off this topic?

What if Francine has been very very frisky today?

What if I think it's all the remodeling excitement?

What if watching her run really really fast around the house is hilarious?

What if I want to go find her and startle her so she runs somewhere?

What if I won't, though...this time?
 
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what if everytime i make a what if in this thread, no one responds at all?

but what if everyone commented on my awesome new sig pic?
 
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What if I just realized that Jay Laga'aia has lost a whole truckload of weight over the years?

What if I liked him better with a tummy?

What if the image gallery at Tom's fell down?

What if it's 2:39 am?

What if... I ran out of what ifs?



 
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What if I noticed Joey Jo Jo's new signature, but it left me speechless?


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What if Salem dared me to unlock the old what if theead so we could both post a goodbyw what if, then relock it?

What if, at least i started page 99?

What if Jessie and Mickie has an ice cream?

What if i should have some too, but my calorie count is a bit high today?

What if next week, i need to bring each day down 200 calories, so when we have our Xenarita night, i can indulge?

What if Magarena?

What if Xenuffita even?

What if i was eating my sald without looking, cause i was what iffing and i tasted tomato?

What if i spat it right out? blush

What if I change the colour of my post?

What if i think colour looks better with the u, than color?

What if the icon i used to post is me contemplating having an ice cream?

What if Home Icecream!


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What if I'd respond to things but most of the time it would just be something stupid because I never know what to say?

What if, also, I'm just plain no good?

What if Blue Heelers was live tonight?

What if I decided to watch it?

What if it was pretty good and I didn't see any noticeable stuff ups?

What if I guess that's why these people are professionals?

What if I was confused at something so will need to bug Ame about it?

What if they showed a stupid thing before the actual episode though, that showed how they will do everything and gave away plot points, which I thought was REALLY stupid?

What if, it couldn't have waited til AFTER the episode, or just not been shown at all?

What if I don't understand what Channel 7 did to the programming schedule?

What if the thing before the episode took an extra half hour of air time?

What if they took Hamish & Andy off and it will be on tomorrow?

What if, I thought then they'd bring The L Word forward half an hour, and then Boston Public would be on after that?

What if, nope, they threw on some doccumentary about a girl called Holly who went missing?

What if, that only end a few minutes ago, so it's now 11:20pm and the L word is only JUST starting?

What if Boston Public will be on EVEN later now than I was thinking it would be?

What if I didn't see the need for them to show me about a little girl and how they found her and it wasn't pleasant?

What if BP probably won't be on at all now?

What if I'm suddenly remembering all of Heitie's what ifs?

What if one of the coolest teachers at my old school told a joke once, involving pasturization?

What if: Two people are taking a tour of a milk factory, when one of them falls into a vat of milk. The other one calls out "is it pasturized?" to which the person in the milk replies "no, it's only up to my knee's"?

What if hehe? Razz

What if it was in Biology I think, and also, it was a substitute teacher?

What if, Mr Loch, for Madogis' sake?

What if it was customary for toilets to be in a main room of the house, with no walls or curtains around it and it was normal for people to do their business in full view?

What if, that'd be gross?

What if, but we wouldn't know any better?

What if Jade shouldn't be missing in Home and Away, because that's just stupid?

What if I didn't see her body fly through the windscreen and there wasn't enough time between when the car landed and when Rhys and Kane were looking down from above for her to get herself out of the car and stumble around to the other side and end up in the ocean?

What if, also, Seb probably should have died?

What if I know I would have if I went over a cliff on the bonnet of a car?

What if, but then, I'd always be the one to die first in any situation like that?

What if I'm one of those people you see in those survival movies, that get sucked up by a tornado, wiped out by a tidal wave or am the first to die from some new virus?

What if I don't look forward to being around when the appocalypse comes?

What if I'll be the first to go, or if I somehow manage to be one of the few who survived, I'd probably end up being sacrificed to their god by other survivors?

What if, probably because I'm weak and have no practical skills to offer the group?

What if, well, I guess I don't *really* know how I'd act unless I actually was in some sort of situation like that?

What if, I just hope I never am?

What if how did I get onto this?

What if I should be talking about Home & Away still?

What if, stupid Duncan?

What if HE should have died?

What if on the plus side this storyline has brought back Morag and Fisher? Smile

What if Salem was in the new episode of The Simpsons tonight?

What if in the "things that shouldn't talk but do" section of the TV Museum?

What if he was only there briefly, and I know it was Salem because it said SALEM on the podium he was on, and Nick Bakay was credited at the end?

What if not that I heard him say anything til I rewatched it?

What if, even then, I couldn't understand what he was aying because too much else was being said?

What if stupid Kit and Mr Ed?

What if I've over eaten?

What if I'm gaining all the weight everyone is losing?

What if I feel horribly bloated and gassy?

What if BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP?

What if erf, pepsi, chocolate and BBQ flavoured chips shouldn't be consumed together so late at night, or ever?

What if I'm never eating again?

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What if I'm here so don't get your knickers in a twist? Razz

What if I've been stupidly busy?

What if and also housesitting?

What if and also trying to find a new place to live?

What if so there? Razz

What if I don't think Salem has to worry about his girlish figure?

What if heh?

What if okay, I must go look at some more places to live?

What if bleh? Razz


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what if i wear twist free knickers?

what if i have to fly tomorrow?

what if that ain't my favorite thing?

what if not so much the flying as the taking off & landing?

what if rum?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if rum cake?

What if, sorry Maddie? ^_^;

What if I won't be going to Seattle this weekend, my dad is suspicious enough of me going around downtown Portland?

What if that's my city? -_-

What if I should be making dinner right now, but I want to read Catcher in the Rye instead?

What if I had no idea what it was about until I started reading yesterday?

What if I always imagined some brown-haired farm boy w/ a scythe out in a field of...rye?

What if I don't even know what a field of rye looks like, or if there are fields of it?

What if I was probably thinking of wheat? o_O
 
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What if I also had no idea what Catcher In The Rye was about until I read it?

What if I thought it was wicked good, but not the masterpiece that other people seem to take it for?

What if I also use alcoholic beverages to soothe my in-flight nerves? Big Grin


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What if I can't watch .avi format videos on my computer?

What if it's maybe because of a discontinued codec?

What if ARRRGGGHHH?



 
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What if, am I getting fat, look at me from the side?

What if I haven't read 'Catcher in the Rye'?

What if I haven't read a lot of things?

What if what I haven't read could fill a library?

What if o.O?

What if my sister messaged me while I wasn't at the computer and when I replied her boyfriend, well, fiance, replied?

What if it feels strange enough to me speaking to my sister on the internet, so it was even weirder then?

What if I keep playing the song Lady Bump? Razz

What if because I wanted to hear the original after hearing Kath & Kim do a cover of it at the Logies?

What if, the original actually says "look at me"?

What if it's a crazy, hilarious song?

What if I can't wait til the Kath & Kim CD is out, with their version on it? Big Grin

What if Nouchy is coming to visit in a week?

What if she gets bored here quickly, because there'll be no crowded cityness?

What if Kitty N's song is on now?

What if Kitty N rocks?
 
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What if i need to know if Nouchy and Salem need an adult chaperone? :P


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What if Salem left me without a bye nor leave?

What if i taped charmed tonight, to watch tomorrow?

What if, i think it was called 'chris crossed' what if, it looked good though from the ads?

What if i was naughty tonight and had a coke?

What if, oh well?

What if i feel sick now?

What if, at least no work tomorrow?

What if... blah?


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What if Zoomie just came online, so life is good now Smile


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what if TA+DA!--here i am!?

what if ya'll have done 10 pages of what ifs by the time i return next Tuesday?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if 11... we'll aim for 11, just so you have something to catch up on when you get home?

What if zoom is an evil evil genius?


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What if I got a call about a student loan I took out over 11 years ago?

What if I thought this was all taken care of with the payment arrangement I've had these 3 years?

What if oh, certainly not?

What if now I have to decide whether to consolidate?

What if it would help if the guy on the phone wasn't kind of a prick?

What if I do understand what you're saying, sir, but I need to have the information at least once in order to know what the information is?

What if he stops sighing at me and just answers the $@#^&@$ questions?

What if nobody ever takes out student loans again and we put these people out of business?

What if you all join me in song?
 
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What if I am determined to make this post onto the first page?

What if I just end up starting the second page?

What if well...here goes?


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