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Chief Chesty Forlock
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What if this thread DOESN'T end up being the longest one in Scroll history?
 
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What if it does?

What if I wonder now how long the record is?

What if that's an awkward sentence?

What if I can't be bothered to reword it?

What if we all go live at Salem's and wear his singlets?

What if it's nearly summer there, we could live in tents?

What if I'll bring my cats?

What if I'm sort of afraid someone coming here for the first time will be confused by this post because it's so close to the top of the thread yet references things from far away?

What if I've made myself self-conscious...?
 
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Originally posted by Moonshade (aka KSena):

What if I don't know what I am doing in this thread?

What if I wanted to be a part of it anyway?

What if I am really sick of studying right now...?
What if we all come to the shelter of this thread, sooner or later?

What if that is good, yes, very good?

What if you must sleeeeep in the shadow of the 'What if' thread - sleeeeep?

What if you feel the bliss?

What if this thread holds the Scroll record for the longest thread, and is the only thread needing to be broken into different bits, and shall forevermore, Ahmen?


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What if I don't want to live at Salem's?

What if it's also nearly summer where Argy, Maddie and Ame live too?

What if i ruled the world?

What if i tied a yellowe ribbon around the old oak tree?

What if TGIF?


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What if every day is pretty much a 'Friday' for me? Big Grin

What if some 'Fridays' are better than others, though?

What if I always start strong in these threads, and then peeter off after the first couple of pages?

What if I am just attracted to novelty?


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what if wow, i really didn't think there'd be a new what if thread Smile?

what if how happy am i Big Grin?

what if i didn't even know it was friday?

what if one week at home and i've already lost track of time completely?

what if i'm unclear as to what happened on thursday?

what if ooh, i did talk to prof. x for the first time in MONTHS Big Grin?

what if, such a nice lad Smile?

what if *looks out to grey about-to-rain sky* i'm not getting that it's almost summer where maddie lives?

what if i suppose it will be 38 degrees by the end of the day though (if recent weather "patterns" have been anything to go by)?

what if i haven't played a certain game in a horrificaly long time?

what if i think you know the one i mean?

what if, begins with an "l", ends with an "iterati"?

what if there's no-one around to play with either, so i guess it'll just have to wait?

what if i woke up to hear my mother gass-bagging to my brother about what a no-good uni drop-out should do with it's pathetically grey little life?

what if *shrugs*?

what if i write to home and away and demand to be a script writer so i can finally get robbie and kim together Razz?

what if this causes the guys who play robbie and kim to glare at me whenever they see me Razz?

what if fun Smile?

what if i could try and write that bad teenage horror film i've been thinking about, and send it away to somewhere to make millions?

what if, well, hundreds, seeing i'm just the writer Razz?

what if i enter that beer competition where you can win a race horse?

what if i call it "the whatiffinator" and run it next year's melbourne cup Big Grin?

what if it's no stranger a name that "wykikamoocow" (apologies to new zeadland)?

what if, though i do like that name Smile?

what if i write to the paper and offer to be a film critic?

what if i by-pass paper and usurp the thrown of margerette whats-er-name with the enourmous earings?

what if, though i'd prefer to work with her than david stratten?

what if i enter the music industry and become an album-cover designer?

what if i enter the music industry and become a compilation album maker?

what if i've already made a wedding and funeral album which are both forces to be reckoned with - i could sell the track list to sonybmg and make a mint Smile?

what if mmm...mint...perhaps i could be a taste-tester for cadbury Razz?

what if "pleasent taste, some mosnterism"?

what if i finish my book and get a published?

what if someone sees it and says "my god! i MUST make this into a movie!!?"

what if "quick! get me eric stuart and dan green to voice it - and where the HELL are james marsters and david boreanaz!?!?!"?

what if marti noxin and joss whedon would be up for the rewrite and direction Smile?

what if i get crowded house on-board for the soundrack?

what if joseph lo duca can handle the instrumentals?

what if, and i just sit back and watch and let the money roll in?

what if ahh that would be sweeet Smile?

what if i wonder if andrea parker or juliette landau would be applicable to voice any of the female roles...i could always bring them in for a reading anyway Razz?

what if i wonder what seth green's up to these days...or micheal t. weiss?

what if think i've become dramatically side-tracked from thinking of how to earn a living?

what if..could darren dunstan be useful to me...hehe, yes *forces him to talk like pegasus for the rest of his life*?

what if okay, i'm stopping now - i'm giving away all my casting secrets!?

what if, if i see some movie called "magdolis" with all these people in it, i'll know who to hunt down like a dog *narrows eyes*?

what if yay! i guess i did have a long what-if in me after all?

what if by gar it's been a while?

what if i'm starting to get hungry too, so now might be a good time wrap this up?

what if, of course i can't eat until mother returns with the food?

what if, but once mother returns, i'm sure to have to vacate the computing area?

what if oh the cruel irony of it all?

what if i could really go for some late show "champaigne comedy" right now?

what if, but alas, no dvd player hooked up as yet?

what if i do have the old vhs, but no commentary?

what if i also have some d-generation vids, but i haven't awtched them in ages?

what if maybe that's the way to go?

what if i curiously feel like going to a pub?

what if i really only go to pubs with my parents, so i've been trained to expect yummy food, gambling, and a whole lotta lemon squash Smile?

what if, who's with meBig Grin!?

what if yes, i'm sure there'll be alcohol involved somewhere, fear not little booze-hounds of mine Smile?

what if "booze? BOOZE!? is that what they call it at the *uni bar*!?" - an odd quote to stumble upon druing ab-fab, but there it is?

what if it made me giggle because of "uni bar" - that's what i calls it Razz?

what if one of the very few places i'll miss next year, and an excedingly small price to pay for my freedom?

what if, but that brings me back to needing "work", or a source of income - any suggestions?

what if hm...*wonders how much human organs are going for these days...not necessarily my own...grins*?

what if i do wish the food would get here?


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What if page 99 of the last What if thread made me giggle but also made me go "huh?" ?

What if Originally Posted by Shawn:
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what if after reading my last what if, I had a flashback of... I think it was lila thinking I had said I had a Texas Cheerleader for lunch?


What if I probably did both say and think that at some point but I can not remember?

What if my brain is going to mush?

What if it's due to too much wasabi?

What if I despise typing homonyms next to each other in a sentence?

What if "to too"?

What if it seems wrong on so many levels?

What if I am starting to have more hang ups in my old age?


What if my hang ups are mainly about grammar?

What if I may be officially heading down the eccentric path like my Uncle Arthur?

What if he's 84 so hopefully I have a few good years ahead of me? Wink
 
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What if half of us live at Argeaux's and half at Ame's and half at Ma...?

What if ok, some live at each of the 4 Australianses, to be determined by lottery and post count?

What if I don't know?

What if we open some kind of hotel and everybody has a job there and we all live there and there are lots of whacky situations?

--what if lots of typos today?

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What if the 4 Aussie's (or 5 if we include Nouchy) chose a scroller one by one, and who ever is left till last will feel hugely unpopular (a la picking teams at school)

What if we all know Brucy will be chosen last and will also stay at Maddie's since argy and I are way too old for him?

What if I want to chose Argy to stay at my house?

What if we fill her house up with people, and she's not there?

What if i know a certain Canadian scroller that will call shot gun for sharing Salem's bed Big Grin


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What if SNAP bitches, Sara's back online again? Big Grin

What if brand spankin' new computer and it's oh so fast and purty?

What if hehehehehehehe?

What if I should be asleep but I wanted to set it up and at least get the Scrolls favoritized?

What if and now I should go to sleep?


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What if I love new computers? Smile

What if congratulations!?
 
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Originally posted by iLL Annoyed:
What if there's a special cartoon jail for three dimensional humans thinking cartoon hotties are hot?
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what if oh dear god O_O?

what if *prepares to spend about 6 consecutive life-sentences behind bars*?


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What if, I guess I'm not too old for Racer X, Abdul Noble, Yo Hinomura and Silver Age Thor?

What if oh dear, I guess I'm still going to cartoon jail!

What if they serve cartoon food there?

What if uh.. eep?


Ummm...what if they served cartoon scorpion sushi?Eek
What if I'm going to cartoon hell for that comment? cooler
What if Hercu-babe saves me a spot by the cartoon watercooler? Razz

What if trolls were scrolls who lost their souls to moles in holes who charged high tolls to reach their goals of bowling skulls?!?Big Grin

Okay, what if that was just totally stupid? Frown


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if YaY!!

What if Im SOoooo glad theres a new what if thread the other one just got to cumbersome & stuff..???


WHat if Im so glad Im gonna assist Ame in tormenting me..????


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Originally posted by Princess Consuela Bananahammock:


What if we all know Brucy will be chosen last and will also stay at Maddie's since argy and I are way too old for him?



What if THE VERY BEST thing about this place is there IS No One here I dont like better than that Damn-able Brucy Neither..????

What if Im just about the age my Dad was when he went stark-raving Loony..????


What if *I* think he would have been fine if not for alla the brain frying 'shock treatments'..???

What if......*Grrrr* Goddam Shrinks....

What if I change the subject..??

What if...yeah ...different is good..????





I said Duh!
 
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what if hey, brucy and xc would be top of my list Wink?

what if i poach prof. x and kate as well?

what if, i invite heitie to come along too?

what if bugger it, i have like 8 rooms - everyone over to my house!Big Grin?

what if, advantages of living in a house built for 6 people over 16 years?

what if there wouldn't be enough for a room each, so everybody choose a buddy?

what if dad's also making a car-hole Smile?

what if tehehe at the certain canadian scroller Razz?

what if i forgot to mention that i'm totally behind the idea of ame running the world Smile?

what if harry potter and xena for all!Big Grin?

what if ditto (pardon the pun) to the sex-ed; i can just see her pairing up people and sending them to breeding centres?

what if that's quite enough of that?

what if that nephew of mine is here?

what if he's already disgraced himself, but i guess toddlers do that?

what if thankfully *i* was nowhere near being involved?

what if people should be online right now?

what if i should be eating more sugar than the human body can handle?

what if, okay, *should* may be a strong word?

what if mother picked up an application form for me from video ezy?

what if, and yes, it is spelled like that - i'm not trying to be cute?

what if i'm always cute Smile?

what if i'm relying on my sparkling wit and personality to get me through, because i sure as hell ain't got no experience?

what if there were questions about what my favourite movies are?

what if, after my standard 3 (pokemon the first movie, dogma, the last unicorn), i kept going on for 2 more lines?

what if there were only 2 lines provided?

what if they asked what my interests were and i listed about 10 tv shows?

what if i do hope they don't think i'm square?

what if there's a term i haven't used in a while?

what if so yes, if all goes to plan, i may very well be a workin' gal Smile?

what if i doubt it, but at least it seems like i'm attempting to sort of do something?

what if being around movies all day makes me into even more of a freak (if possible)?

what if ooh, tina's online *immediately directs her to my recent anime smut*Smile?

what if ack, my other roomie fell off her horse and did something to her writing wrist Frown?

what if that's extra bad cause they have exams to do FrownFrown?

what if okay, now i'm talking to her so must be ok then?

what if good Smile?

what if hey, i'm going to the pub Big Grin?

what also good Smile?

what if my nephew is playing with my pikachu money box?

what if hm...?


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What if fine, no one will live at my house then?

What if I only have the one white singlet, but I guess we could have all tried to get in it at once?

What if and fat chance anyone sharing my bed?

What if I need all the space I can get?

What if I hiss in my sleep whenever someone gets too close?

What if also, I sleep with a large knife under my pillow?

What if *slashing gestures*?

What if Sara has a new computer and I have a new computer..chair? Frown

What if I miss the comfy armchair I used to have here?

What if I can't sit in this for extended periods of time?

What if I had the worst headache at work today?

What if it made my vision go funny?

What if there were wavy lines at the bottom of my vision and then a big swirly thing coming in from the right?

What if I felt like throwing up also? Frown

What if I can't wait to go to bed and sleep?

What if I could sleep for an eternity?
 
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what if hey, brucy and xc would be top of my list Wink?



What if YaY Im very flattered & stuff..?? Smile

What if Id be tickled to meet you xc & the well travelled Prof ..???


What if lotsa other scrollers too..???





I said Duh!
 
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What if I only choose me to stay at my house?

What if I allow Ame to periodically come and visit me?

What if there's no WAY I'd leave other Scrollers alone in my house with my precious, precious Xena goodies?

What if I'm gonna lock them away when certain Texans come to visit?


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What if I just downloaded a buncha Emerson Lake & Palmer from an MP3 newsgroup...??

What if also Roundabout.. by Yes ..??


What if the rest of the Fragile album & 14 songs by CSN&Y will be DL'd whilst I sleep..??

What if this music is older than alotta Scrollers..??


What if hee hee ..???


What if maybe less than 9 typos this post..??

What if thats really good for me..???





I said Duh!
 
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What if only 2 movies starting up at the Cheapie Theatre this week?

What if Wimbledon & Cellular which seems promising..???
What if I get Popcorn withdrawal if I dont go 3x a Week & stuff..???





I said Duh!
 
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WHay if I create a secret Identity & then go around quoting myself & agreeing with myself 100% just to drive my post count up ..???

What if I dyed a whole buncha coffee stained shirts & some jeans Dark Brown..??

What if it was a tragic mistake...I shoulda spent the cash on new stuff..LOL???

What if I look Good in dark brown unfortunately NOTHING came out dark brown..???

What if except the tan pants with the LIGHT Brown SEWING that didnt accept any DYE.????

What if its all Ok as I do need to crawl under the Van to do some stuff So now I have more work pants..???

What if there was ICE on my Van when I left the movies last nite..??

What if Eek?

What ifI need to move south & help a Republican State vote Democratic from now on..????





I said Duh!
 
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What if Argy Sneaked a what if into her own thread whenI wasnt lookin..??


What if I didnt notice 'cause I was snacking..??

What if I made myself Spaghetti at 10PM for dinner tonite..??

What if time changes can do that to a person..???

What if Im Not a .. person..???


What if I didnt actually get to start Eating till after 11..???

What if this post & my mind all all over the place..???





I said Duh!
 
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WHat if I have used this sig pic so long that Im begining to think thats what I look like..???


What if I ignore the fact that I have a typo a few posts back..??

What if Ok there's probably a lot more but who cares anyways..??? Razz

What if an extra space(2 insteada one) doesnt REALLY count as a typo..??

What if its more like a whole note on a musical score..???

What if nity nite..????





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what if it WAS a cruel joke, but it's been replaced by a reality far sweeter Big Grin?

what if *deep breath amid excitable hyperventilation*.....
ROBBIE AND KIM ARE SLEEPING(inthesameroom)TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!
Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin????

what if i can't begin to tell you how gratifying that is Smile?

what if i still have a comical image of mr hyde wandering into the hunter house wearing slippers and a bathrobe and asking for the morning paper over breakfast Smile?

what if, does the fun never end in summerbay Big Grin?

~what if edited: is is not in?

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what if i went to the club?

what if i did nothing but gamble Smile?

what if i backed a trotting horse thingy named somthing to do with "pegasus" Big Grin?

what if i also put a trifecta on some dogs Smile?

what if the pegasus one came second but i only had it for a win (nuts!)?

what if none of the dogs i chose did anything?

what if there's 3 bucks i'll never see again?

what if played the pokies and made a cooool $5 Smile?

what if i played keno and got a buck off mine and salem's birthdays Big Grin?

what if the keno lady was all like "and here's your dollar," and seemed very amused by my excitement at it Smile?

what if i then had pub squash and steak Big Grin?

what if two of my favourite digestable things Smile?

what if the downside to all this is that i smell like smoke now?

what if, but the joys of home and away can wash away any ill from my mind ^_^?

what if oh yeah, anyone living at my house: all smoking must e done outside, far far away from any open windows?

what if, and no ashing your butts on the grass, it promotes burning?

what if oops, i forgot i was in the middle of a what if?

what if i sort of had a mental black out?

what if perhaps that means i'm sleepy then?

what if, why in god's name did i just have an urge to watch monkey magic?

what if, if chibi goku and his flying nimbus aren't a direct rip-off of monkey, then i don't know what is?

what if i think it might be a common mythology thing somewhere so ...that thought seems too hard to finish right now Frown?

what if uh oh - i forgot i was what iffing again o_o?

what if maaybe i should post this now before things get too crazy?

what if crap. high-pitched ringing sound. it's already too late Frown?


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what if ok, i've officially lost it - i just started singing peter andre "gimme a little sign girl" out loud...like i was enjoying it...and i knew far too many words Frown?

what if definitely definitely time to sleep the craziness off to sleep...*passed out gargling noises*?

what if i hope i dream about kaiba being a scroller again, he was fun - all synical and angry - the perfect addition to our happy little family ^_^?

what if also, he ran into a tree and hit his head and it was funny and i laughed even though i could feel it in my sleep because it was so hard but it was funny so i laughed Smile?

what if it's okay! she's stuck in a loop!?

what if *snore*?


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