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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if ooo, I hope everything turned out ok with that car crash? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
quote: what if again, i say "drugs"? what if i dabbled in the art of fanfiction today (the internet kind *wink wink*)? what if it will never see the light of day though because i'm too inexperienced at writing these sorts of things and it's too crappy? what if i feel i've taken a positive step in broadening my horizons though  ?what if i only wish it hadn't been so disturbing...or maybe it should have been *more* disturning? what if poor kaiba, he'll never be the same  ?--------------------------------------  | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if robbie and kim have now officially shacked up ?what if their beds are mere feet apart - so easily pushed together *drool*  ?what if, after some physical exhertion in the loungeroom (which ended in kim lying on the floor, trying to catch his breath), this was said: robbie: "kim, don't we have somthing to do in our bedroom?" kim: "ah...yeah." *follows robbie*  ?what if while in the bedroom, the talk turned again to - you guessed it - sssSEX! ?what if kimmy just wants robbie going at it 24/7 ?what if we all do ?what if kim:"what, is this a little too hot for someone who's taken a vowe of *celibacy*"? what if a vowe i don't think will be kept for much longer, heh heh heh ?what if kim called robbie "sweetheart" ?what if his actual words were "where do you want this, sweetheart?" *falls into fit of giggles* ?what if the episode ended in a pillow fight ?what if, and the best part is, im not making any of this up ?(what if okay, *maybe* the "physical exhertion" was lifting a couch, but that's it?) what if, in other news, my life is still worth living as far as idol is concerned ?what if *dances around in happy little circles* ?(what if i don't think i've used so many emoticons in my life, but what better causes than these ?what if all this talk of robbie and kim is making me ravenous ?what if ravashing ?what if ^_^?) ~what if 21 emoticons in 20 what ifs (i felt the need to count) ~what if, well, 22 in 21 if you count that last one? ~what if 22 in 23 if you count all of these edit lines? ~what if this could go on forever (23/24)?~~what if i edited again 'cause i can't count (24/25)?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Madogis, -------------------------------------- | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i wanna go to brooklyn for dinner some time? what if brooklyn as in the hawksburry, not the US? what it dinner at night watching the boat ligts and markers on the water ?what if very very nice indeed ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i am the only participant of the Scroller weekend who survived without having to change my name? what if BOOYAH!? what if Sara is a Jager-poon? what if Nora gets a local bartender fired? what if on one of these Austin Scroller visits, we actaully need to see some of Austin? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Warrior Scroller |
What if Maddie, your icons are chained together? What if boys in chains, neato? What if Austin through Jagermeister? What if there's a song in there somewhere (and I don't think it's by Joe Ely or Reverend Heat.. or maybe Reverend Heat though his poison of choice seems to be clear?) What if I saw an energy drink called "GoFast" and it made me laugh my ass off because it made me think of something entirely else that's been called go fast for many many years on the West Coast that's called ice or crank in the Great Lakes? | |||
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| Warrior Scroller |
What if I spent part of the night testing news posting/blog scripts? What if I spent part of the night culling, renaming and culling and renaming the extensions of.. Speed Racer screencaps? What if speaking of fanfiction further back I need to put up some part Zeros? What if I miss records partly the album covers looked great on the walls? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if god no please not Joe Ely? what if anybody but Joe Ely? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if only by the grace of god did you escape a name change zoom? What if I think that le provided enough times of shutting you up to leave me satisfied and in need of no vengeance? What if shaddup bitch, I DID have to drive home so I needed to not imbibe enough to feel halfway decent? What if you're a poon? What if the Scroller's Cup looks out of place on my mantle? What if especially when surrounded by pictures of smiling children? What if heh? What if ahhh days off are nice? What if double header for softball today? What if ?____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if the grace of god my ass, try 49 unanswered points, Aggie bee-otch!? what if poooooooooooor Aggies? what if i just take a pass on saying "i got yer poon right here, missy..."? what if i don't? what if Jager-poon? what if Prof X doesn't get this post, either  ?WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Warrior Scroller |
What if please understand me everything's all right, I just musta notta gotta lotta sleep last night? What if blech, I gotta do laundry? What if ten block walk or a bus ride? What if I'm too impatient to ride the bus? What if the hellneighbor came knocking on the door at midnight thirty asking to use the phone? What if I Gabchaked her? What if I didn't and said don't bug me unless it's a matter of life or death? | |||
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What if complaint sent in about Mr. Piss-Poor service? What if I sent it in to AMF's corporate bigwigs? What if I made sure that I complimented the bartender who had been on duty when we first came in? What if I demanded that the paltry tip I did leave go entirely to the first guy and that Ramsey (oops, did I let that name slip?) get nothing? What if I didn't tell them I only barely didn't chuck the tip jar at the wanker's head? What if the football test says straight, but when pissed off my aim improves? What if I won my slam dunk case this morning? What if plus costs and fees? What if maybe that's why I got out of that mess on I-35? What if I have too much shit to get done this week? What if I asshole bartender (and only one at that) notwithstanding I had damned good time this weekend? What if Sara and I did actually make somebody change seats? What if she moved to the far side of the bar and pointed at me while talking to some other barflies? What if she just couldn't take it? What if she was damned fair-weather Longhorn fan anyway? What if she couldn't be bothered to wear that fugly burnt orange, but had on lime green instead?  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if *snicker* Longhorn orange is fugly isn't it? What if ?What if hey bitch, my Aggies did damnably well against those Sooner bastards? What if you even admitted it YOURSELF, we scored more than your team was able to? What if so there? What if you're the poon, wait til next time, we'll see who poons out first? What if those who can, understand, those who can't, whine about it? What if ahhh I have to agree Nora, I did have a smashing good time? What if and hehe, we did make people move? What if I wonder if it was our high fives and my yelling at the top of my voice "OH SNAP!"? What if nah, that couldn't have been the reason? What if people, Nora angry is a sight, I feared for that bartender's life? What if watch out for those goddamn Oklahomans, they can be vicious? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
quote: What if y'all better hurry that to Shawn by Wednesday then so she can bring it here? What if I use a substitute cup instead? Whay if I use a substitute beer stein? What if I use a substitute lobster pot? What if I use a substitute lasagne pan? What if I use a substitute Salad Spinner? What if I just start naming all of the Ronco kitchen tools now? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I see no reason why there can't be several traveling Scroller Trophies? What if the Scroller Cup we inaugerated this past weekend is a Chimay Goblet? What if we also have the traveling Jagermeister T-Shirt? What if and yes, you don't want to make me angry? What if unless you like me when I'm angry? | |||
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what if i find the Scroller Salad Spinner ever so apropos? what if it leads me to wonder what sort of weaponry Xena would improvise from a salad spinner? what if i worry about Shawn and lila997 alone with the dreaded salad spinner of doom?This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom, WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if i'm bummed? What if i'm bummed and drinking rum? What if to be bummed and drink rum is fun so long as the rum makes you no longer bummed? What if maybe i need some more rum? What if why is the rum gone? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if too many stoopid & reckless Americans are allowed to have driver licenses & cars? What if still not sure if the lady who hit the xcmobile is insured? What if i put the xena-crazed smelly sock up to her nose & say, "i've just cut off the flow of blood to yer brain & fresh air up yer nose. Ya got 30 seconds to either tell me you're insured or else hand me the mullah to repair my car or if not, ya die?" What if it takes 30 seconds to tell stoopid driver all that? What if xc just sacks & pillages her house & pawns & steals what he feels like taking? What if not like xc hasn't done that befo- er forget xc said that (least til statute of limitations runs out)? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
quote: What if redrum redrum!?!?  What if tis better to be bummed than to be a victim of redrum? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
quote: What if the salad spinner *does* look a little ominous ? What if the other scrollers present will keep them safe? What if not "safe" in a fan fiction kind of way? | |||
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Scroll Tragic |
What if theres ICE on my car & NO Northern Lites .. Nowhere to be seen..?? What if thats not makin me a Happy Camper..??? What if theres no 'silver bullet' for Fallujah ..??? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the word 'poon' has been used for too many times on this page? What if I was imagining the Scroller Cup to be a large golden, sparkling goblet? What if I'd like to see Nora angry? What if, angry at someone else that is? What if I'm already what iffed out? ____________________  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if *snicker* *snicker* Salem said poon? What if heheheheheheh? What if yes, I'm 12 years old, I'll be 13 in January? What if we got our asses handed to us in softball tonight? What if but KC came out and played and she did pretty well for not having played in years? What if the next two Mondays are softball games? What if I'm tired, I've got grass burn on my knees, and I've got to pick up KC tomorrow morning? What if so off to sleep I go? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if lol the rum helped? What if lol and it wasn't redrum either! What if yes i would rather be bummed than a victim of redrum AND stoopid drivers? What if i hope xc kicks her up the bum and then gets some rum so he won't be bummed? What if hmmmmm yes i have gone from bummed to dum and now i can't even type?; What if it took me almost three minutes to type that last sentence? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH What if rum is NOT a vial drink which turns even the most respectable opera singers into complete scoundrels? What if weeeeeeeeeee! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if alcohol is a drug, just thought i'd remind you all? what if every time i see the word "chimay", i hear and therefore visualise its contexts as "shimmy"? what if it makes for some interesting interpretations of the text? what if (not intended to offend but there's a fair chance it will) nora should change her name to "seven-letter whore"? what if it's a scrabble reference from six-feet under - "she skips a few turns and then she CRUSHES you with a seven-letter word - she's a seven-letter whore!!!" ?what if *reminding you it's supposed to be a good thing*? what if i had a dream that i was a bad driver (due largely to not having a lisence) and i got lost in an underground car park ?what if there was a ceramic chimaera which had too much wax on it's inordinate amount of talis, so that area could not be glazed? what if i'm sure there's something deeply symbolic in that, but i'll be jiggered (damn you all) if i know what it is? what if the "xcmoblie" made my heart stop, because when i was at primary school (middle school?), me and my friends had one of those outside tables and chair bench thingies and we claimed it as our own and dubbed it the "x-mobile" on account of it was green and we liked the x-files ?what if, well that was a pointless stroll down memory lane ?what if i talk about something more current? what if, like what the hell is "not 'safe' in a fan fiction kind of way" supposed to mean O_o? what if, which reminds me, yes, my boys are in chains, but i'm sure it's just to illustrate their eternal, unbreakable bond to each other...that or they're just kinky critters ?what if either way...? what if speaking of kinky critters, h&a update? what if not a whole lot happened betwixed robbie and kim tonight, but they were each individually charming ?what if *tries to hold back on the emoticons*? what if dalby turned up all bashed and bloodied? what if so weak..so vulnerable...so unable to defend himself against impure advances...*tries to calm predatory instincts*? what if it's ok, kimmy was there to take care of him? what if dear sweet sexy kimmy...*instincts getting stronger* ?what if my arm is bleeding? what if maybe i injured myself as a way to fool my "friends" into helping an unknown enemy whom i've secretly teamed up with in a bid to try to take over the world!? what if, for instance? what if o.o? -------------------------------------- | |||
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