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I remember a discussion about poetry by a distinguished poet. He said a poem can be about almost anything; however the subjects of poems are usually not rude bodily functions. Then he remembered a poem he once wrote about an embarrassing moment with a bugger he had just picked while on an elevator. He also quoted a beautiful Haiku about peeing in the snow by a famous poet. So he revised his statement saying that a poem can be about such things as long as it is done with class.

Since that day I’ve wanted to explore the subject. Here is the challenge: write about anything that would be considered rude and crude, without grossing us out! (I thought we should stick to the Haiku format since it already has so much class.)

Here are some of my own examples:

Seeing I was left alone
I allowed myself
An extravagant nose pick

I tried not to make a sound
In the quiet room
Beyond my steady tinkling.

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a soft wind breaks the stillness
a foul cloud blossoms
oops i did it again

i greet the new day gladly
with one exception
hello morning breath

it crackles under my foot
girlie screamings cease
rest in peace, Mr. Cockroach

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technicolor destiny
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come on y'all--it's fun!! where's Sara--she'll get crude wioth me!!


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ahem

stained, smeared, bloody clothes
Expensive panties ruined
Where's a pad when you need one?


thank you and good night





 
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big eyes golden fur
white feet scurrying but then
the cat's jaws break bone



 
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the porcelain altar calls
five beers and three Jagers flee
my stomach and mouth and splash





 
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short breaths sweat groaning
joined together breaking
Article XXIX

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who do you talk to
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schizophrenic bus rider

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are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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thunderstorm brews in my gut
projectile vomit


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early morning bath
Mental fog a razor slips
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Crisp Arkansas morn
sweet the smell of ma's breakfast:
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dappled fur abounds
surface lacks white enamel
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On key with his high C
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drank some red last night
glass after glass of shiraz
woke up in vomit


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baby smiles and laughs
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Again I take it out
I will no go blind ever
Seven times a day

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sparkling sometimes reflecting
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Red badge of courage
Flat and warm, larger in death
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Warm Arkansas night
'Neath the pines we kiss, explore
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Hear the children laugh
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I have yet to figure out who is the most twisted haiku'ing fool in this thread!~



 
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