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What if, well it's time to get jess ready for school...so see ya. ********************************* | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if I thought of you not too long ago? What if the final two questions on the MBE were about the bad things that can happen when you exterminate the cockroaches? What if it made me think they shoulda called in Sara? What if two days down? What if the Wyndham Hotel has hella expensive food? What if I spent the remainder of my lunch break in the car snoozing? What if it cooled way down, so it wasn't too bad with the windows rolled down? What if dear god I'm hungry? What if beef jerky and Dr. Pepper? What if that should hold me for a few hours? What if I've scoped out a restaurant with a happy hour not too far away in anticipation of finishing this hellish experience tomorrow? What if congrats to Gabber on the new car? What if congrats to Kate on the new digs? What if congrats to Shawn on her new B&B? What if I just realized I went through almost all of my beef jerky while writing this post? | |||
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What if I second that "me"? | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if packing is better when you have boxes to put stuff in? What if I joined a gym today? What if now John has TWO cool pools to go to whenever he wants? What if...but the gym is closer? What if closer is nicer? What if and the hours work great...5am to MIDNIGHT! What if sweet? What if I need to get my bike fixed? What if my pumpkin pie better be ready soon? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if yes indeed i do have sirius ? what if there are worse things to be focussed on ? what if, for everyone playing at home, this is maddie speaking? what if i have no husband, gym membership, or plans to move house? what if...maybe if i get a gym membership, i'll find a husband and move into HIS house ? what if "the man who sold the world" is now playing, nirvana style? what if david bowie had his turn earlier? what if don't ask me to tell you which version i like better because i just don't know? what if, speaking of nirvana, marty should win rock star INXS and to hell with everyone else god damn it!? what if ..ty can tag along as an understudy or something? what if i'd start a thread in the reality forum but i think i may be the only one watching the show? what if, if there are others like me, let me know and i'll create a cosy little den for us? what if ? what if "...ziggy played....guiii-taaaahaaah..." ? -------------------------------------- | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if james fraser, which is to say michael piccirilli, which is to say sirius black: ? what if rrrrroowwrrrrr ? -------------------------------------- | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if Stella dug out of the yard this morning for the second time in a week? what if at the same time of day? what if this is highly irregular, as she could've dug out any time in the past 3 years, and never has? what if nor would i expect her to do so with Maverick left behind in the yard? what if she were a kid i'd think she was seeking negative attention due to issues over the still relatively new family addition of Maverick? what if that's the case she's really gonna hate it when i take him to the vet later today and leave her home alone? what if ? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if someday I get up early enough to talk to Madogis? What if I dreamed I did this morning but then I got up and...alas...? What if *sniff*? | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if I wish this month and next were already over with? What if it'd be nice to fast forward through time like that? What if I think I had a mental breakdown 3,000 miles ago? What if no wait, regular people have those, evil geniuses just go more insane? What if so there you have it, I'm more insane? What if <insert evil maniacal laughter here>? What if and that concludes your Sara time for today? What if ? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if two takers and counting? What if rather than taking my trip to New England in November, the three NE scrollers come to Texas where it will still be warm? What if - how does that sound? What if we need to get QB back here too? What if all of this moving stuff is making me ill? What if, no, really? What if the only love in the world is conditional love? What if you spend your entire life trying to make others happy so that when the time comes, you really don't know what will make you happy? What if the only thing you do know for sure is that hurting others sucks? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if life goes from being calm and nice to crazy and annoying? What if I'm sick of that? What if I wish everyone would just go to hell?? What if...well at least the people who are annoying me at the moment?? What if I'm tired of people flaking out and going AWOL and then expecting me to be all on f**king top of it? What if...a pox on people who cancel appointments and don't tell me first! What if...yes, this woman cancelled but acted all casual..."Oh I was gonna call you bla bla..." What if but WAS she?? What if....I was the one who called HER? What if that really pisses me off cuz we were counting on her? What if the moral is....never count on anybody? What if why the hell can't I remember that? What if bleeh? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i've yet to find truly unconditional love? what if human nature being what it is, i doubt such a thing exists? what if even the dogs expect something? what if but they probably come the closest, though? what if a strong sense of self-preservation is a good thing in any relationship? what if so i've heard...? what if it also helps to have friends (re: people you trust) who look out for you when you're not really feeling like looking out for yourself? what if and i haven't just heard that one, i've lived it? what if ok, Sister Wisey Wisenheimer-McSmarty Pants, signing off...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if done? What if damn, damn, damn? What if I sure as hell hope that's the last time? What if next jurisdiction I just offer to sleep with the devil? What if damn I'm tired? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if midatlantic here? what if november?
what if i hear ya, mi amiga? | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if that sounds like a mahhhhvel-ous plan to me? What if I have not seen QB in forever and the last time I did was at her Nana's funeral so it was far from being a happy visit? What if I go see QB and Mrs QB in a couple of weeks though? What if we ride jet skis? What if I've never driven one and I am a little ascared? What if QB assured me that it's NOT just like riding a bike? What if that's a relief?
What if that can be multiplied X1000 when you're an only child? What if you all just take this onlys word for it? What if we onlys have a knack for being people-pleasers? What if we also have a knack for being happy-yet-dorky well-adjusted people too so it's all good? What if I'm with zoom on the dog statement? What if I was tempted to type "I agree 100%"? What if I ask how many scrollers get that reference? What if though a part of me remembers them fondly, I don't so much long for the bad old days around here? | |||
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What if my fonts here are suddenly very very tiny? What if...am I alone? | ||
Scroll Guardian |
What if Heitie logs in and sees if her fonts grow up? | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if jeeps, me no post here since page 15!!!? What if the 'What If' thread had a 'What If' recap post for absentee 'What If'ers like moi? What if a 'What If' recap post would be font- astic!? What if that "font-tastic" remark was my way on trying to keep current here? What if there's a new mrs.xc!? | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if I agree with zoom on everything she said? What if yes, dogs do expect something but they do give more back than any human? What if...with one minor exeption? What if...but even that can be traded in for just a cuddle or two when i'm at my worst? What if sometimes all you need is love? What if unconditional love, and the barter system, that can seriously come in handy about now? What if moaning kate signs off now? What if I leave you with one cheery note? What if...Find Your Grail? What if and with all that said, CONGRATS, Nora on finishing the bar exam? What if I wish you the best? What if laters all? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I have been there?! What if repeat after me, screw 'em!? What if hurting yourself sucks worse?! What if they'll get over it?! What if people pleasing is a form of suicide? What if regardless of whether unconditional love exists, it better damn well be attempted! | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Heitie logged in and her fonts are still tiny? What if *sniff* it is just me? What if heh, the font inside the italics drop-down thing looks normal? What if I get one of those screen magnifiers they had in the olden days for the Philcos or what have you? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if be more online damn it ? -------------------------------------- | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if who could forget the world's dimmest troll? what if though sometimes i wondered if he wasn't actually the world's cleverest troll...? what if time doesn't change things so much as makes things more tolerable? what if on many levels...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i like it when you're sassy...? what if i like sass, in general? what if that was sasstastic? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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