what if i assumed salem's dad wasn't driving an indian around?

what if i therefore looked up ute to see what it looks like?

What if the video that Tam put up was neat?

What if it's been a few days since I last posted?

What if at least it feels like it?

What if I've been working hard?

What if and going to the emergency room?

What if I sliced my thumb open?

What if with a butchers kife?

What if it required four stitches?

What if and a tetnis(sp?) shot?

What if I'm debating on if I should call in or not?

What if or just supervise and let the other girl close?

What if I guess we'll see?

What if who wants to see pictures later??

what if i wanna see stitches!

What if stitches scare me and sort of set me on agitated alert?

What if I'd rather see pictures of a perfectly healed scar?

What if we got a registered letter today informing us that there's been a large lien placed on our home?

What if Paco had a small business a couple of years ago which failed leaving the giant personal notes he'd signed hanging over our heads?

What if I'm not sure if they can or will try to foreclose, but the possibility has me physically shaking?

What if I want to make phone calls and work something out but since nothing's in my name and we're not married I have to sit here and watch?

What if the fun never ends, oh, happy day?

What if I picture Salem's dad driving an indian around for a while...?

what if i don't know what a lien is?

what if choose to believe that it's some kind of alien/lion hybrid?

what if i can see how having one of those placed on your home would cuase you to have to move out?

what if i sincerely hope that it goes away and leaves you and your family in peace though?

What if my dad is actually a slave driver?

What if it was just my first time driving them?

What if that's how it was able to tell me to go faster?

What if we all go chain ourselves infront of Heitie's house?

What if I don't know if that would help anything, but it would probably make us easier prey for the alien/lion hybrid..?

What if there is a bit of a war brewing at work?

What if we really, really hate our day team?

What if my team apparently is not alone in this?

What if walking around tonight, I heard several other people bitching about the morning larks?

What if the day lead decided--apparently on her own--that Tuesday we would have a meeting of both teams?

What if we have done this before and been polite?

What if I suspect this time we're calling bullshit?

What if the bastards have been staying two or three hours after their shift is over?

What if I had been at work two hours the other night when someone graciously gave me my stack of assigned files?

What if two goddamned hours?

What if the files all seem to have disappeared in the last week or so?

What if the day folks have been hoarding 'em?

What if you can tell by the production logs?

What if and by the fact we've finally just started playing their game and going through their shit and found people keeping 20-30 files?

What if we got the "one team" bullshit speech?

What if I even handed over files to day people so that the borrowers would get the service they needed instead of worrying about my production?

What if, oddly enough, I have not seen any reciprocality from them?

What if I can only hope I'm still in this fine temper by the meeting?

What if I have to fire someone this afternoon?

What if I am not really up for it?

What if my mood is a bit too mellow to play bad guy today?

What if Nora heads up here to assist me as she seems to be more in the "You're Fired!" state of mind this fine morning?

What if she could get here by noon?

What if I'm an idiot?

What if it's official?

What if I haven't been on the 'net much of late?

What if a Xena whip and sword came up on eBay last week?

What if I'd been looking for the whip for about a year?

What if I could have bid about three times what I did?

What if I didn't log on to monitor the auction?

What if it was sold to someone else?

What if ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!?

What if I'm sorry Argy missed her whip?

What if it must be the moon because it seems like everyone everywhere is having issues at work?

What if lila goes to work in a Trump mask?

What if I have actually seen a Trump mask?

What if it was very disturbing!?!?!?

What if I thank Salem and Maddie?

What if a lien is where someone else gets some of the money when you sell your house, but they can choose to enforce it in some cases which can mean a sheriff's sale?

What if I like the alien/lion better and would prefer one of those?

What if I could make friends with it by feeding it giant cartoon-like slabs of meat and possibly taking a thorn from its paw?

What if I feel for lila?

What if firing someone sounds like one of those things I'd probably think I could do, but then it gets time to do it and my chin starts to quiver?

What if I wonder if they could come up with some sort of emotion switch?

What if you could just turn them off for a few minutes here and there when uncontrollable chin quivering would be a hinderance?

What if I wonder where they'd put the on/off switch?

What if maybe in the nose so you could pretend to scratch it one direction for off and then the other for back on?

What if that could lead to a lot of accidental coldheartedness during allergy season?

What if someone's switch got stuck and they needed to make an important presentation but had terrible stage fright?

What if their job is on the line and people could see them out in the hallway smacking themselves in the nose?

What if ah, technology?

what if heitie has one hell of an imagination?

what if i hope her family gets out from under their dark cloud?

what if i'm so bored at work today?

What if the firing is complete?

What if there was no chin quivering?

What if there was but it was not MY chin?

What if I can only conclude that I must have the emotion on/off switch that Heitie speaks of though I do not know where it is located and how to access it?

What if it is on remote control?

What if it helps when the offese that you are firing someone for is a pretty clear cut policy violation?

What if it still sucks though?

What if I wish I had read this thread before the meeting?

What if it is best that I didn't because I probably would have giggled picturing myself in a Trump mask?

What if the giggling does not go over so well when you are trying to be the big, bad boss?

What if the switch takes care of giggling as well?

What if thanks, T?

What if speaking of remote control?

what if y'welcome?

what if i hate the surf control access denied screen?

What if I hate that I don't know what that is?

What if or maybe I'm glad?

What if I'm torn over the surf control screen?

what if limited surfing?

what if

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What if that's awful?

what if word?

What if the weather has been weird here lately?

What if it keeps raining really heavily, then stopping then the sun almost comes out and then suddenly the hard rain is back?

What if this morning everything had an eerie silver glow to it?

What if and not too long ago everything looked green?

What if weeeeird?

What if that remote control thing was weird also? o_o

What if I'd cry in fright if someone came to me wearing a Trump mask?

What if I'd think I was about to be robbed or something?

What if, then actually I might have been grateful I was only getting fired and not about to lose my life?

What if I wonder if it's going to start raining again soon..

What if it is true, the weather has been really bizarre?

What is it will rain for a week, then be sunny for a week (but the ground is still soggy) then it will rain again BUT we are still considered being in a drought bascially, and were i live (and salem and maddie) are on level 3 water restrictions?

What if which means you can only water gardens with a watering can which is a huge pain in the ass, cause my in laws are away and they have asked me to do their watering at least twice a week and they have lots of flowers and stuff?

what if I turn Trillian on?

What if Ame has Trillian on?

What if Salem has Trillian on?

What if damn Trillian is sloooooow loading up tonight?

What if Ame does the watering of a night under the cover of darkness?

What if I report her and laugh at her in jail?

What if she manages to take me down with her?

What if at least we'd keep each other company?

What if, though I don't think we'd be in the same prison..

What if I hope Nora can get into Literati?

What if it's been gosh darn too long since we had a game?

What if i tell the prison ppl that salem is my bitch and he has to be in with me?

What if i tell them he is my mini me?

What if then we can sing 'it's a hard knock life' for anyone who has seen goldmember (austin powers 3)

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Originally posted by lila997:

What if it is best that I didn't because I probably would have giggled picturing myself in a Trump mask?

what if i'm giglling right now because i'm imagining lila997 in a Trump [i]wig[/i}

what if you have no idea how much i needed a giggle?

what if i can't even talk about it yet...but i am very very sad... ?