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what if yes Tam, you will absolutely see zoom?

what if and i suspect, le?

what if bring an appetite Wink?

what if i have miles to go and appetizers for 300 to prepare before then?

what if yay, weekend?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if, is it just me, or is the name "broke-back mountain", in reference to a gay cowboy movie, something to be very much giggled at Razz?

what if, but seriously, i want to see that movie - damn you probable 2006 release date!! *shakes fist*?

what if i think i've only seen two heath ledger movies all the way through, and each featured a song from one of my favourtie bands in it (10 things i hate about you - fnt - semisonic, two hands - kare kare - crowded house)?

what if broke-back mountain features something by matchbox 20 in the soundtrack...?

what if hm, i just remembered that i dreamed about the soundtrack.. i don't think they were on it Frown?

what if i also had a guide to kittens and puppies, book on tape..?

what if speaking of kittens (cause...she has them..), heitie hasn't what iffed in a while, nor has she been on msn -_o?

what if, but i wanted to point out how cute i thought jesus was on the simpsons last night, the episode about the rapture Frown?

what if god: "my son went to earth once. i don't know what you people did to him but he hasn't been the same since." *cut to jesus twirling around slowly on a swing-set, staring at the ground...*?

what if, and i haven't seen kate at all for weeks?

what if i think i'm concerned Frown?

what if oh GOD i just swallowed a whole heap of chicken salt from the bottom of the noodle packet >_<?

what if ahahaa >_<?

what if eh, well that was an unpleasant couple of moments?

what if but tomorrow night won't be unpleasant if everyone votes for marty on rockstar inxs...*subtle plug*?

what if i'd give numbers, but i don't know american numbers, and by the time any australians read this the voting window will probably be closed Frown?

what if SMS "marty" to 1999 INXS anyway...i think...?

what if it better be...?

what if, like salem says, i'm probably voting for idol Frown?

what if... 1905 555 67 o.o?

what if o_o?

what if.. i think that salt is already doing something to my arteries...?


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What if I wonder if they sell Downy Wrinkle Release in Australia?

What if I am aware that it is a very random question?

What if it's not so random for me?

What if I have every faith that all of my Oz related questions can be answered at this message board?

What if I am thankful to have this handy Aussie resource?

What if I am even more thankful to have the Aussie friends?

What if I stop now before I get mushy & just post so someone can answer the Downy question? Wink
 
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What if I'm tired an' I wanna go to bed?

What if I had a little drink about an hour ago?

What if it went straight to my head?

What if I had a feeling any pimp-tastic outfit lila came up with would include something pink?

What if that's why the first link surprised me?

What if I'm excited to see Tam and MomTam?

What if I ask Tam what I should call her Mom?

What if Mrs. G?



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What if I have a reception to go to tomorrow night, but I don't remember what time or where?

What if I think it's in the evening and I know it's on Utica somewhere between 21st and 31st?

What if that at least narrows it down to a mile long strip?

What if I even think it's an odd address so it's probably on the east side of the street?

What if I could call, but I'd feel silly?

What if yes, even sillier than I already feel?

What if I my valve came all to pieces the other night at rehearsal?

What if I spent the first half of rehearsal not playing but trying to figure out how the hell to put the second valve back together?

What if I did?

What if I know more about the inner workings of the baritone's second valve than I ever thought I would?

What if then there was no cold beer?

What if I really needed a beer after wrestling with the second valve?

What if I settled for my ultimate comfort drink?

What if Coca Cola?





 
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what if no worries, i was born with an appetite? Wink

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What if I ask Tam what I should call her Mom?


what if you can call her mom? Wink

what if you could also call her mary?

what if we're not real formal folk?


what if i should have made the lila sig an avatar instead?

what if i don't have time tho as i have a 5:45am flight and should already be in bed?
 
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what if we're not real formal folk?


what if i should have made the lila sig an avatar instead?

what if i don't have time tho as i have a 5:45am flight and should already be in bed?


What if I am confused about the above mentioned "lila sig"?

What if I didn't know i had one?

What if I don't and it was just a Tired Tam Typo?

What if "Tired Tam Typo" is a decent screen name, actually?
 
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what if lila checks out nora's avatar?

what if tam is tired tho?

what if i'm off soon to catch a plane?
 
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What if I truly can not stop laughing?

What if that inspires me to design the bitch outfits?

What if you people rock!?? Smile Big Grin
 
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what if i can speak for at least 2 of your bitches when i implore you to be veeeeery sparing with the pink when designing the bitch oufits?

what if meh...catering day?

what if, enter Super Zoom?

what if able to skewer pearl onions & tiny marinated meat cubes faster than a speeding bullet?

what if impervious to the pain of bamboo skewer splinters piercing her fingertips of steel?

what if able to shape tall buildings from salmon mouuse with a single spatula?

what if Super Zoom gets her butt in the shower and starts this long-ass day?

what if with her trusty side kick, Dr. Pepper?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if we already have the house decorated for Halloween?

What if I'm most proud of that fact?

What if complete with every candy imaginable?

What if note to self: brush teeth every hour?

What if I would still love to get more decor?

What if I love this holiday?

What if more than christmas?

What if Halloween cheer for everyone!? Big Grin Razz evil


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What if go Super Zoom, GO!?


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What if Superzoom wears a cape?

What if being a sensible female Superzoom does not wear her skivvies over her tights?

What if and she wears burnt orange and white?

What if I'm wondering what I'll have to change my handle to after the big OU-Texas game?

What if nothing will ever be as funny as boomerzoomer?

What if except maybe for the lovely Sara's name change to Sooner be Damned?





 
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what if it has long since been established that you shall be Cap'n Hook 'em, if & when such occasion should arrive?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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what if there's something in my pocket?

what if it belongs across my face?

what if i keep it very close at hand?

what if in a most convenient place?

what if i'm sure you couldn't guess it?

what if you guessed a long, long time?

what if i take it out?

what if and put it on?

what if it's a great big Brownie smile?

what if i am so not right...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I pray to the Deity that is Little Debbie?

What if I'm wondering what time Tam and her mom will arrive?

What if I must restock my Little Debbie stash before their arrival?



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What if my cousin is now dating one of the guys from the last Bachelorette?

What if this guy seemed like a total ass on the show?

What if I guess pickin's are slim in ol' Kentucky?

What if here he be?



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What if make new friends?

What if but keep the old?

What if one is silver?

What if and the other's gold?

What if I think it's time for the weekend?





 
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What if I decide to hold the llila's bitch outfit prototypes hostage until someone answers my question about Downy Wrinkle Release?
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What if i have never heard of Downy Wrinkle Release?

What if, i have a particular brand that i like, so i never look at the others?

What if i won't even start on the fact how i don't understand Halloween?

What if this year i'll just keep my mouth shut?

What if i will tell you that salem is known to hide from people who knock on his door Big Grin

What if we just stick a not on the door saying ' we don't do halloween'

What if i have vegemite on toast?

What if it's saturday yay?

What if, just weekends in general i like?

What if, i really really dislike eminem, but we just heard a song of his called ass like that, and i found some of the video clip (there was muppet type people in it) and a reference to a slinky, that i couldn't help sniggering to?

What if, oh, and a dog puppet on his hand that seemed to do the talking for him?

What if, all very strange, but maybe i was just light headed from lack of food?

What if mick is updating windows on the Mac?

What if it's called 'x tiger'?

What if, i fear he will want to start getting on the internet at home with it, once it is done?

What if, between jessica and salem's incessant chatting, and if mick starts getting online, i'll never find time?

what if i need more toast?

What if i need to what if more, i've been a real slack ass these last few weeks?

What if i have been busy?

What if 1 more week till school holidays?

What if this week at work has been really good, cause mick's pain in the ass of a brother has been on a weeks holiday?

What if, ever since his wife left, he has been threatening to leave (liek we give a shit.. well i know i don't)

What if he's off doing training courses to learn how to use equipment in a job his friend reckons he could get him?

What if go i say, go?

What if, the sooner the better i say?

WHat if he just causes alot of tension and friction at work, and the week he wasn't here was smmmoooooootthh sailing, so now i don't what him back Big Grin

What if i really need to stop complaining about him, i should be happy at least, that his wife left, cause i got her job Big Grin
 
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What if I love you Shelley? Big Grin

What if you're awesome?


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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what if i'm bored?

what if you're boring?

what if i'm gonna go watch some teevee..?


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What if i have never heard of Downy Wrinkle Release?

What if, i have a particular brand that i like, so i never look at the others?

Big Grin


What if this is Downy Wrinkle Releaser?

What if it's is used in lieu of ironing?

What if it is the best invention ever especially when traveling?

What if that is why I asked if it was available in Oz?

What if I show up in Oz in a wrinkled Pimptastic Bitch-Monger outfit?
 
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What if, as promised, the llila's bitches outfit prototypes?

What if there's very little pink?

What if there are choices to suit different personalities?

What if the Bitchtastic Pimp-Monger likes variety? Wink

What if some of these are are PG-13 rated?

What if you are a classic bad ass bitch?

What if you are a professional/ lawyerish bitch? Wink

What if you are shy about showing your scroller image, like leather or just wanna be a Zor-ho?

What if you are a southern fried bitch?

What if you want to "take the village" and be a yo-ho ho Pirate Bitch?


What if you want to support diversity and be a Proud Bitch?

What if you aspire be like the the Bitch Monger herself?
 
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What if the proud bitch outfit envolked high-pitched squeals of joy?

What if the I am so a proud bitch!?


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