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what if i relate only too well to Madogis's sig pic...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I scrolled up and Maddie's sig pic scared the crap out of me? Eek


what if lol, it's a cute lil' bunny Big Grin?

what if you just have bunny fear?


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What if I scrolled up and Maddie's sig pic scared the crap out of me? Eek


what if lol, it's a cute lil' bunny Big Grin?

what if you just have bunny fear?


What if I didn't until now!? smash

What if just call me Anya?


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Posts: 1644 | Location: Blue skies....Michigan | Registered: 24 March 2005Report This Post
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What if Ame has tasted her first Argy McBeer?

What if congrats are in order to WP9 for her new kitty?

What if zoom needs ... help??

What if I'm not really sure what she needs, apart from fewer accidents during the silly season?

What if I love the Princess Bride?

What if it's Christmas soon?

What if I thought I'd better remind yooze, so that yooze don't forget?

What if I hope that Ares likes what I got him?

What if we sent out invitations for the 1st birthday party for our dogs, the other day?

What if you should all go and check out my Christmas announcement AT ONCE!!?


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what if fewer accidents in general would be nice...? smash


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if MRI results are in?

whatif some unpronounceable type of tibia (lower leg bone) fracture?

what if i'll know more after the orthopedic appointment tomorrow?

what if i laughed when they asked if i was staying on the crutches?

what if they took that as "no"?

what if, rightly so?

what if i promised to be better about using them?

what if i lied...?

what if the property people are now making noises like it's not their responsibility cuz the alley next to their loading dock is techinically City of Austin property?

what if this is not the way to start a new year?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if i indeed did taste some Argy McBrew Big Grin

What if i enjoyed reading the queen's... umm argy's xmas message?

What if i knew which dog was which, so yay me!


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Posts: 4830 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I already read Argy's christmas message, and *I* didn't even need the prompting?

What if her puppies have gotten bigger?

What if that was unintentionally dirty?

What if my neighbours have a new Puppy?

What if the ones that had Clancy?

What if this one is a Golden Retriever also?

What if it's cute?

What if he's named Patterson?

What if it was almost Banjo?

What if I can call it Patsy for short? Razz

What if I wanted to steal it? o_o


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Posts: 3209 | Location: Australia | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I already read Argy's christmas message, and *I* didn't even need the prompting?
What if you're a good man? *hands him a biscuit*
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What if her puppies have gotten bigger?
What if you're a bad man? *takes the biscuit away*
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What if that was unintentionally dirty?
What if you're a good man, after all? *hands the biscuit back*


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Posts: 5457 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I refuse to hand out cards at work?

What if they will appreciate the big bag of candy and treats I am bringing instead?

What if I am spent on christmas?

What if literaly and figuratively?

What if my throat hurts a little bit this morning?

What if Vitamin C for me?


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Posts: 1644 | Location: Blue skies....Michigan | Registered: 24 March 2005Report This Post
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what if the ortho doc said yes, i have some tiny fractures in my tibia...stay off it (ha...) and it should eventually get better see ya in two weeks?

what if...whatever...i suppose i could try staying off it at some point?

what if this much pain should at least come with a groovy scar...? smash


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I am a packing fiend?

What if movers come tomorrow at 9am?

What if one more room to pack?

What if joy?

What if ow, my neck and back hurt? Razz
 
Posts: 893 | Location: Lexington, KY | Registered: 25 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I loathe and detest packing?

What if the results are usually worth it, though?

What if you'd better take care of that knee, zoom - don't want you to have to stop playing football in the future?


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What if...dear...GOD...still...packing?!?!?

What if...slowing...down...ridiculously?!?

What if but I'm more likely to get more done at night than early in the morning 'cause I am so not a morning person, I drag?

What if...all crap packed?

What if just need to pack some clothes and only keep 2 weeks worth on me?

What if THEN I need to unplug/pack the keyboard, the scanner, and my stereo?

What if I've been dreading that?

What if I really should have done that when I was more with it, lol?

What if oh and go find the big piece of luggage that my dad wants me to take in the garage?

What if I think I'll be at this for another hour?

What if please God, no more than that!!?

What if *pictures daisies and pretty happy shiny things because once she finishes packing, she will be so estactic*?

What if I love my girl though and I can't wait to be with her? Smile

What if that makes it all worth it, even packing for 2-3 days straight? Smile

What if now that I've gotten some whining out of my system, I am back to work?
 
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What if you'd better take care of that knee, zoom - don't want you to have to stop playing football in the future?


what if, after an injury-plagued football career, i'm considering retirment...?

what if i am planning to go easy on it as i have 3-day weekends the next 2 weeks?

what if yay for Gabber's packing to be done?

what if today's the last offical day of Pasta & Co. holiday hell?

what if...sigh...yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in heavenly peace?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if today's the last offical day of Pasta & Co. holiday hell?

what if...sigh...yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in heavenly peace?


What if YAY!?

What if now get some rest!?

What if it sucks that Gabber had to do all that packing by her self but I'm glad she's done?

What if the gods are smiling upon me?

What if because when going back to Kohls to exchange a present Rachel suggested that I get a coffee maker?

What if this is a person that loathes and detests the smell of coffee?

What if YAY!?

What if she really does love me?

What if I think I already knew that? Wink

What if enjoying a freshly brewed cup as we speak?

What no more gas station coffee for me?

What if *starts singing the Maxwell House song*?

What if I am so ready for Christmas?


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Posts: 1644 | Location: Blue skies....Michigan | Registered: 24 March 2005Report This Post
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What if just need to pack some clothes and only keep 2 weeks worth on me?


What if I wonder how you're wearing two weeks of clothes?

What if...heh Smile ?
 
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What if I wonder how you're wearing two weeks of clothes?


What if Gabber is into the layered look?

What if she's a professional?

What if none of that amateur two t-shirt layering for her?

What if real fashion babes sneer at a mere two or three layers?





 
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What if I so feel you on the packing, Keri?

What if congrats on getting it done?Smile

What if I'm so excited about my new recording equipment and this cd i'm making my family and friends?

What if WHOHOO!

What if now it's time to change my sig?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if I wonder how you're wearing two weeks of clothes?


What if Gabber is into the layered look?

What if she's a professional?

What if none of that amateur two t-shirt layering for her?

What if real fashion babes sneer at a mere two or three layers?


What if heh...I love you? Big Grin

What if hooray the movers have been there and gone and have all of Keri's things on their way to me?

What if my girl comes home in a couple days?

What if let's hope it doesn't snow lots during her drive?

What if best Christmas present EVER?

What if Smile?


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What if I kinda like being the best Christmas present EVER? Big Grin

What if....dangit...wait...how am I going to top that then - I'm doomed for the rest of our relationship!!!?

What if lol, don't mind me, lack of sleep can make me kooky and loopy?

What if I should take a nap, but quite frankly, I don't wanna?

What if and yes I know I now sound like I'm two? Razz

What if it's the first day I've had to be able to relax and do whatever I want in well...a good week and a half I think?

What if it makes me want to enjoy it and not sleep it away? Smile

What if soon enough, ya'll will no longer endure the Sara/Keri long distance relationship show?

What if no no, you get to endure the Sara/Keri living together and being all mushy about it on the SCROLLS show?

What if mwahahahaha?

What if that's for calling me layered and puffy (because insinuating that I'd wear two weeks of clothes means I'm looking pretty bloated, something not to say to a girl who actually IS bloated at the moment and crampy)? Wink

What if told you, kooky and loopy?

What if hooray no more packing?

What if hooray I can do whatever I want today?

What if hooray just a week till I see my girl?

What if hooray? Smile
 
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What if hooray for Gabber being done packing?!

What if, if only she was a witch and could have used magic to get it all done?

What if that woulda been nice and handy? Smile

What if I'm watching 'Blinky Bill's White Christmas'? Smile

What if it's cute?

What if Maddie and I went roaming the streets looking at lights last night?

What if we ended up at the oval/sports field?

What if it was pitch black so we went and lay down in the middle of the field to look at the stars?

What if then we saw two guys come out of the bushes over near the entrance, where there was a bit of light?

What if we lay perfectly still, assuming their vision was based on movement, look T-Rex's and Hookers?

What if, they wouldn't have been able to see us, it really was quite dark?

What if we thought they left but then they came back and sat down under the light, and more people started showing up, yelling and swearing?

What if we decided it was the right time for us to make an exit?

What if, not the way we came though?

What if, because then we would've had to go through all the loud people?

What if we scurried off to the side through other bushes?

What if I lead Maddie in the wrong direction though? Smile

What if, and then I walked into a spider web? Razz

What if, what a fun night it was? Smile

What if 'Carols By Candlelight' is on TV tonight?

What if ah Marina Prior, how I adore thee?


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What if I'm not supposed to feel like crap on Christmas?

What if this sucks?

What if stuffy head and scratchy throat?

What if WORK ZICAM, WORK!?

What if I would like to feel somewhat human when I go to the family gathering?


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what if i'm greatful for feeling better than i was feeling?

what if it's been about a month since i've felt 100% though?

what if all i want for xmas is to be well?

what if and world peace? Big Grin
 
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What if xf3, i've found that gargling with hot salt water with vinegar and garlic salt in it is great for sore throats?

What if it tastes like crap but worth it?Razz

What if colds suck?

What if I hope you feel better?

What if a big YAY to Keri for getting the packing done, and a big YAY to her and Sara for being theh best christmas present ever?Smile

What if I hear Mariah Carey in my head..."All I want for Christmas is you?"Big Grin

What if cool song?

What if I wish all of you scrollers the happiest of holidays in whatever form you celebrate?Smile

What if now I must go run some errands before my family gathering tonight?RazzBig Grin

What if bye for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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