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WHat if ispent SOoooo much time what iffing that I need to eat Before I get in the line to pay bills..?? What if Ame & Nora read my What if's & in their best orc voices shout: "Stop your squealing you Dung-hill rat..?" | |||
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what if it snowed here yesterday..? what if its supposed to be shirt sleeve warm here by tommorow afternoon..?? what if judging by the raw cold outside right now I dont think its gonna make it..?? what if i use no capital letters for once...?? what if the zucchini is too hot to eat..?? what if as it passes noon the line will get longer & longer at the supermarket..?? what if i never pay the bills again...?? what if i just keepin moving from house to house & turn on the gas electric cable & phone myself..illegally & just leave before they catch up with me.. what if i just use fake names...like buccaroo bonzai... & mickey mouse..?? what if i just take all the meter readers hostage when they come to do their filthy little deed.?? what if i dont feed them unless they beg for an anal probe neither..??? what if i check back to look for any un-nessessary capital letters & then post this..??? | |||
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What if I write alla page 5 by myself..???? What if theres so much new what if stuff to read ..ame gets sick & barfs..??? Whatif thats aCause its all written by ...Meeeeeeeeeeee...??  What if Val & I see Return of the King for the 22nd & final time tommorow...??? What if thats good because Im starting to become Gollum..???? | |||
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What if I STILL hate typin like you cant imagine...??? What if I catch up to the most promiscuious posters all in a few weeks..?? No, I what if I mean the most Prolific scrollers..?? What if I abandon my already way too feeble attempts at correcting my fumble fingered typing FOREVER..??? What if Im not brave enuff to do that just yet..?? What if I really need to go pay those Arffing..Bills..??? what if I edited this because 'I hat typin 'just makes no sense .. even coming from me..??? | |||
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What if .Hahaaa ImBACK from payin $285 of those incesant bills..?? What if it turned into an ordeal because they (new rule) FORCEd me too fill out Western Union forms ?? What if I might hate that more than typin because Even I cant read my own hand writing..?? WHat if not writing lotsa nonsense is WHY I go to the store to pay my bills..??? What if just ..aww.. never mind..??? | |||
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WHat if this might just be my 8th un-interrupted what if in a row..?? what ifI get Banned from what iffing for a week or 2 for givin ALL the what iffers migraines..??? Worser what if I get voted off the What if Island & drown lost at sea on the WWW..??? what if all this was siad in the last what if thread by someone who was smarter & a better typist than I but I dont know it because I did READ all the monster sized what if..??? | |||
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What if I'm here to stop the madness? What if thanks Kate, I'm really glad too? What if we have a doughnut when I'm there in Philly?  What if that'd be cool? What if but I dunno about being up early on my two sight seeing days? What if cause I like to sleep, lol? What if okay, finished lunch, back to the grindstone? What if laters? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if there was Chicken Gizzards & hearst all diced up on sale @ theGrocery store?? What if I bought some & Im fryin 'em up with onoins & Green peppers just because "Im feelin mis-treated this mornin & I could kill most any man..??" What if thats from a song older than 90% of the scrollers..??? What if eatin organ meat is the cure for my ills..??? What if ..youare what you eat .. always makes me hesitate whan confronted with chicken or turkey..?? What if I just Lied to you..? what if you cant do Nothin about it..???  What if Ulrich starts what iffing..??? What if they are REALLY big long what ifs that break the back of the internet & stuff..??? | |||
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What if Sara Cant stop the insanity..?? What if only Susan powter can...?? what if this chicken doesnt taste just like chicken...?? What if Im downloading DVD xena scans whilst you all ignore me & stuff..???? What if it feeks like the first time..???? | |||
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What if I give up on the gizzards & see if my toothless old cat can eat rubber chicken..??? what if I just leaves the non-word 'feeks' in the above post & proceed as if everythings normal..?? What if I stop what iffin & do some laundry..?? What if Im no good at that Neither..??? What if I just give up on ever gettin the Lt. Gray hoody presentable..? | |||
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What if Stop your squealing you Dung-hill rat..? What if I just got my very first check? Wht if my first paying client has really become my first paying client? What if WOO HOO! What if, yippe! The rent is getting paid this month without my having to crack open my very last savings account? What if, I'll probably crack it anyway to do some other business expenses? What if ain't life grand when four hours of work will pay your rent? What if I could bill more hours? What if I could bill more hours and the clients actually paid me? What if yaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!?  | |||
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What if I'm done my final, yippee kee yi yay?  What if there's no more finals, just a presentation and I'm prepared? WEEEEE! What if I can now go home and watch my Johnny Depp movies and relax? What if that's like awesome? What if, Brucy, I once did an opera with a rubber chicken and it was very strange? What if, ledo ledo ledo, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS?! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if this day just keeps getting better and better? What if yup, it's gonna be good? What if I speed mowed the front yard today right before it rained? What if tomorrow I must do the same to the back yard so the doggies don't have to worry about high grass? What if ?What if just cause? What if okay? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if, coolibop? What if, like memememememe?(singing) What if I have the whole day free tomorrow? What if i went for a walk if it's pretty out? What if it's raining and i stay inside and write my novel instead? What if my cat's just sitting here starin at me like I'm nuts? What if i am nuts?? What if like, I LOVE IT? whoo hoo! What if, have a nice day?? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if, like, totally Sara, I'm there with the donut? What if we have it at 6pm? What if that's cool by me cuz I'm a late sleeper too especially when i'm on vacation? What if I have a caffeine buzz right now and i wind up stayin up til 6am anyways? What if I loooooove it? yipeee! What if, blessed be? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if Brucy got his own TV series where he constantly moved into new houses while on the run? What if it was an international success? What if The Simpsons screwed up my spelling of 'success'? What if I keep typing succees? What if I went to the movies today with Nouchy? What if I had to direct her to Erina? What if I'm not the best person to be stuck with giving directions? What if, to my credit, I got us there safely? What if *stalks of corn trailing behind car and birds nesting in hair*? What if we saw Gothika? What if I liked it? What if I was in a cat like state of readiness throughout the entire movie? What if *cut to Salem in sitting position a few feet in front of the actual chair*? What if I didn't want to jump out of my seat? What if I hate it when movies go really REALLY silent where there's no music or anything? What if I jump in all the wrong places, never when I'm supposed to and always when I shouldn't? What if I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, which I very rarely have to do as Madogis knows? What if someone left the toilets without washing their hands? What if eeew? What if I feel like watching the movie again, now that I know what's coming? ____________________  | |||
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What if I'm horrified that someone left without washing? What if Salem stalked the person and when conditions were he right jumped out at him with some hand sanitizer? What if this is the perfect application for the spywear? What if I imagine we could incorporate the grappling hook into it somehow? What if Salem is out of hand sanitizer so he uses bleach? What if that makes his spywear spotty and he looks like a Holstein cow? What if or I guess a bull? What if I've been ebaying again? What if it was for my children this time so I'm fine with it? What if although, I could just do with a UC Sunnydale shirt? What if I kind of wish they hadn't airbrushed Charisma Carpenter? What if I just deleted many lines as to why? What if it's better this way, I assure you? What if Francine hasn't yet developed an adult meow? What if she just squeaks? What if it's the cutest cat sound ever? What if I've put the cats on something of a diet? What if unlimited food is a bad idea when two kitties play together often and work up huge appetites? What if I dreamt of Amy Grant last night? What if I leave it at that? | |||
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What if I just reread Salem's post and "the toilets" sent me into gales of laughter for some reason? What if I'm picturing a large gathering of just toilets? What if something like "the toilets are busy" would make me think of scary toilets flapping their lids and flushing menacingly? What if people say seemingly innocent things like "I'm going to the toilets" and they really mean they're marching off to join the toilet horde? | |||
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What if I have visions of Heitie and me starting a new fascist regime where people WILL wash their hands or be rounded up for extinction? What if it's very late here? What if I really shouldn't 'What if' on lack of sleep? What if that seems to be the theme of a lot of my posts, of late? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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What if ah yes, the plans are in motion? | |||
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What if i join in the stalking with the hand sanitizer? What if some people run the water on their hands but don't use soap? What if eeeew, that's just as bad? What if I just went up to them and sang a high C in their ear over and over again until they used the hand sanitizer?? What if, Heitie, my cat has a squeaky meow too and she's 13? What if, awwwww? What if my other cat, when she meows, sounds like she's singing? What if i just love them to pieces? What if my singing cat is purring loudly now, and she never used to purr? What if awwwww again? What if, catch ya on a rebound? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if, EEEE, Birdathon tomorrow!!? What if I'm excited, could you tell? What if our team is huge this year...19 ppl? What if it used to be something like 9 and I liked it more that way...but this way we may see more birds? What if I have enough pledges to go, the min was $600? What I learned how to matte things today and also how to attach wire to paintings for hanging? What if staple gun...scary? What if I was extremely grumpy this morning because my cat would NOT leave me alone? What if I was trying to sleep and she kept walking around my head, purring and chirping? What if, sure, that sounds nice, but I wanted to SLEEP!? What if it turned out she was hungry?...^.^; - What if, heh, I had to edit "Birdathin"? - What if it made me think of very skinny birds? - What if, and Wheat Thins? o_O - What if now I'm thinking of flattened bird crackers and it's disturbing? o_o | |||
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What if I really want some Wheat Thins now? What if GMOs be damned? | |||
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What if Salem & Ame help me rent & run in Australia for season 2 ?? WHat if Nora & WP9 help me find victims for season 1....???? What if the only bleach I ever use is on my hair...?? WHat if the 'santition hit squad' would have to santize my sleazy old infected person right out of existance..?? what if they mailed the dusty old bones back to Val(my daughter)?? What if she made a 'throne of bone' outta me & sat in it to plot her revenge..???? (Hay who else is gonna treat her to 2-3 movies a week..????No 1 thats who) What if Im not as irreplacable as I like to imagine..??? What if Ames avoiding this thread because she forgot hpw to read ..???? | |||
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What if I just remembered WHY I decide to what if tonite..??? what if April 29th is my departed dads birfday..??? What if he's the other one in the family with a sensa humor..??? What if no one remembers when I hadda sensa humor..?? Not even my dad..??? | |||
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