What if my car rear bumper is pretty scratched up with dings & bruises & weird stuff?

What if the car that got hit in the parking lot needs lots & lots & lots of duct tape to repair it?

What if my neck is a little better but i'm a gonna see the chiropractor soon anyway?

What if xc just happy no car was crossing intersection when my car was rammed through or else there'd have been some really serious injuries to someone?

what if a world without xc is a world i don't care to be in ?

what if henceforth, i too am glad that there were no cars a-crossin' the intersection *shudders to think*?

what if more cheering up news though, i got a new desk?

what if it's actually an old desk that my dad fixed up and put new draws in and stuff, so he's claiming it's "antique" ?

what if i plan to make it all homely and computer-having later today ?

what if i feel like watching that season one ep of angel where buffy is around but i can't remeber the name of it?

what if *thinking...* "i'll remember you"?

what if, but it makes me want that fudge-mint-chip cookie dough stuff and i don't think it exists here *tear* ?

what if i dreamt about zombies, terrorists, kidnapping and espionage?

what if also tennis and water polo and my startling inability to play both o.O?

what if i can't for the life of me figure out what that nightmare was about?

what if pegasus: "no more white wine spritzers before bed time"?

what if no one's around and there's no new what ifs to read?

what if *pout*?

what if i suppose i only have 20mins or so to kill before sex and the city anyway?

what if i can't tell you how nice it is to get involved in a show that only has two or three episodes left - it's so non-commital ?

what if i amuse myself with thoughts of kaiba and pegasus "duelling" ?

what if tehehehehehehehehe...?

what if, speaking of sexy young lads, did anyone see robbie tonight? gawsh he was perdy ?

what if i swear to god, once i get him home i'm gonna grease him up and - uh, perhaps this is not the best place to finish that sentence?

what if let's just say i was having VERY impure thoughts during home and away tonight - moreso than usual ?

what if, and i don't thing i was the only one - what was up with josie holding robbie's hand -_o?

what if tretchery is afoot! *scampers off*?

~ what if also, i have the phrase "rahlly caz? thet's awwfil?" in my head?

~what if i just thought i'd like to share?

what if *sigh* i don't think the universe likes the idea of me reading pegasus/kaiba fanfic ?

what if i just keep running into go-nowhere discussion boards and "site not found"s ?

what if, oh what a world!!?

what if ack, and now i'm itchy - gee universe, you're just a big bucket of funny *glares*?

what if just learned the word "yaoi"?

what if things could get mighty interesting around here?

What if things are slightly better?

What if but when I find those cocksuckers who are the Powers That Be, I'm going to kick the crap out of them?

What if cause I'm starting to get rather irritated at all the junk that's happening one thing after another?

What if comp can't be fixed, looks like I'll have to get a new one?

What if damnit, I didn't wanna?

What if ah well?

What if the season finale of Dead Like Me was damn good?

What if I got Dave hooked?

What if hooray for George?

What if laters?

What if I'm very happy that xc is not smashed and bashed?

What if I also have stomped lil'as phantom brake many a time?

What if for this reason I usually drive as well?

What if I DO drive fast, but I'm very careful?

What if fast on the highway, but speed limit in town?

What if I live in a college town and stop extra careful at intersections because arrogant rich college freshmen with less than 2 years driving experience in a very hilly town do not mix well?

What if I also CAN'T STAND Jeff Conoway and have never understood why anyone thought he was sexy?

What if it was always about Rev. Jim, Louie and Latka for me?

What if only Louie cuz I loved to hate him?

What if I also loved to hate Archie Bunker?

What if I am the only person who detests Seinfeld?

What iuf I couldn't get it why Jeff Conoway.. ewg.

What if that John whatsis guy.. what was his purpose exceupt to be boring, the one who wasn't on for long?

What if go Latka!

What if my brother named his cat Ibida?

What if you're not alone about Seinfeld?

What if the only person I didn't think was a boring whiner on Seinfeld was... Kramer!

What if Chico and the Man, baby!

What if I lost my Loooo-king Gooood! sigpic and I need to go make it again?

what if Swinefeld never did it for me either?

what if that whole ensemble needed a serious Anatasia Beaverhausen injection?

what if you're going to be whiney & self-possessed, at least get totally tanked and do it up right, ala Anatasia?

what if, come to think of it, almost any ensemble could use a good Anatasia Beaverhausen injection?

what if some people will have no idea what ithis is all about?

what if that's how i feel about Kath & Kim references, which i assume are hysterical but can't say from personal experience?

What if Seinfeld mildly amused me in its first season before anybody else watched it?

What if never enough to make it appointment tv?

What if I came to really dislike it as it grew in popularity?

What if I suppose I am grateful that Jerry Seinfeld decided having a gazillion dollars was enough and that he ended the show?

What if I never much liked Judd Hirsch on Taxi?

What if I haven't liked him much in anything?

What if I love Rev. Jim though?

What if Andy Kaufmann was best in small doses?

What if I'm so ready for a weekend of drunken carousin' in Austin?

What if zoom has to keep me from getting into fights with Longhorns?

What if Sara tries to get me into fights with Longhorns?

What if Longhorns and Cowboys come together for a common purpose the 80th time she says, "you bitches both lost!"?

What if I'm kidding?

What if I'm not a violent drunk?

What if I am an articulate drunk though and will probably shoot off my mouth?

What if chances are that noone will understand what the hell I'm getting at and just smile indulgently?

What if Sara and zoom get it, but just smile indulgently?

What if I'm stopping by my friends' liquor store on the way down?

What if I'm thinking of doing a nice little round-the-world beer sampler?

What if I will take requests?

What if Chimay?

What if me? Try to get us into a barroom brawl?

What if you bet your ass?

What if oooh, Chimay, yes please?

What if Nora actually is quite articulate when drunk, though she can go off about Fresno like no tomorrow?

What if heh?

What if I'm ready for a weekend of drunken carousing as well?

What if I need to blow off some steam?

What if and my Aggies attire is clean and ready to be sported with pride?

What if lol, "you bitches both lost" is something I would so say?

What if cause I'm a bastard like that?

What if I've already taken a half day Friday and all of Monday off?

What if bring on the weekend baby?

What if I'm going to try like hell to get to Denton before 1 p.m.?

What if I'll need directions at some point to the new Casa de Sara?

What if Fresno really sucks?

What if it still has no goddamned crosstown expressway?

What if and it's in freakin' California, the state that invented freeways?

What if California is filled with garden spots?

What if Fresno isn't one of 'em?

What if I foresee the spilling of cheap booze on some A&M attire?

What if I wouldn't dream of wasting a precious drop of Jagermesiter?

What if excellent Nora, so we can try and beat that goddamned Austin traffic?

What if oh wait, there's always traffic in Austin?

What if know this, to spill on my Aggies attire is to seriously court death?

What if cause I'm Mexican and I carry a knife and I will so rip out your heart and show it to you?

What if and ugh, Jagermeister stains like a bitch anyways?

What if hey, you don't see me threatening your clothes?

What if and watch it ya whore, otherwise you can find your own way home?

What if bitches, we're gonna have so much fun this weekend?

What if I'll PM you the new address?

What if bring on the weekend, again?

What if i dig Latka?

What if Simka too?

What if not so much jeff Conaway?

What if all i can think of when I see him is that whole "A hickey from Kenickie ..." spiel?

What if everyone thinks that it is sad that i can quote entire scenes from Grease?

What if I don't care?

What if I took the day off work sick today?

What if I feel bad about it?

What if I don't know why though?

What if my first sick day in about 6 months is pretty good?

What if I've been lying in the good room all day watching dvds while struggling to breathe?

~What if editted because I forgot to chuckle at Maddie and the discovery of yaoi?

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What if xc only wants to be smashed & bashed from too much eggnog?

What if xc doesn't wanna be in a world without scroller pals?

What if still waitin to hear if lady who hit me is okay & what was wrong with her?

What if ibida! ibida!?

What if Latka/Vic Ferrari, Rev Jim, Nardo, Louie & Simka were my Taxi faves?

What if Sara enlightens me by telling me whether she decided to be good or bad (or a bit of both) during her time with F A B L E?

what if there are a whole lotta words here that i don't understand?

what if it doesn't help that i misread the ones that i DO understand?

what if "carousal" most defintely has a "c" in it, but that's not how i saw it...?

what if i have my cds on shuffle but all i'm getting is coldplay?

what if that's not a bad thing, but i did put it on shuffle for a reason?

what if stupid grey song didn't win the melbourne cup?

what if *rips up various tickets*?

what if mum got $60 bucks out of zazzman anyway, so i guess that's good *stupid grey song*?

what if, if salem is home sick, why isn't he lingering aroung the computer??

what if i too have been sick today - perhaps i'm having sympathy pains ?

what if head-aches, snufflyness, constantly wanting to pass out?

what if it doesn't help that mum has been trying to pump alcohol into me all day - such a responsible role-model i have?

what if ok, 4th colplay song in a row - hows about a little variety people??

what if, don't make me get my mixed cds!?

what if, why is no one online ?

what if i tried to start a yugi fanfic, but i realised i know nothing about anything?

what if that could be a problem?

what if ooh, "sugar water"?

what if *prepares to slip into a coma*?

What if I gets the feeling Sara was evil in Fable?

What if behold my defiant spelling?

What if kicking chickens is just barbaric?

What if I would never mistreat a chicken ever again after the incident in the Ocarina of Time?

What if none of my horses won either?

What if I already forget what I had?

What if I know I had 'Pacific Dancer' because of 'what does that pacifically entail?" and it was also fun to refer to it as 'Specific Dancer'?

What if I watched 'Princess Mononoke' for the first toime finally today?

What if that typo wasn't intentional, but I left it anyway?

What if I enjoyed the movie?

What if out of the two Studio Ghibli films I have seen (woo, two!) I think I slightly prefer 'Spirited Away'?

What if I'm going to have to watch Mononoke again before I make a final judgement, but that's how I feel about them at this late stage?

What if next up, 'Kiki's Delivery Service'?

what if, why did that last title sound so kinky?

what if i just have a filthy mind - a-doi?

what if leave me alone, my head hurts >.<?

what if i don't think i liked spirited away much?

what if the child annoyed me and the boy needs his own spin-off?

what if i think i liked the whole river thing, but anyway?

what if pretty pretty songs on the second buffy album?

what if "that kind of love" i approve?

what if blah to everything, especially the icky hotness in my poundy little head ?

what if this is all somehow salem's fault?

what if my tam said she's been reading my hp fanfic over again, but i couldn't remember what happened in it, so i read some of it again?

what if the scary part that made me stay up past midnight because i didn't want to go to sleep ?

what if there was a good reason i blocked it out ?

what if ack, the stereo's being odd with it's volumisations >_-?

what if i could really go for an outdoor, night-time music festival right now?

what if *sigh*?

What if, after watching friends last night, i decided to change my name to this?

What if, i wonder if Salem will change his name to Crap Bag?

what if i have no effin' idea whats going on with everyone tonight?

what if maybe this is just the delerium talking, but everyone seems to be acting way weird?

what if no one is online, and those that were have buggered off under mysterious circumstances?

what if it's barely 8.30 and ame's already gone to bed?

what if salem offered no explanation at all for his disappearance?

what if i know i know, it makes me a crazy psycho-stalker chick if i worry too much about people's absences?

what if really worry, like with unhappy scenarios and stuff?

what if yes, crazy psycho-stalker chick on the loose here?

what if it's like a flash-back to uni, sitting here all alone in the dark with no-one to talk to?

what if the constant pressure to get off the computer and go somewhere else?

what if and away i go?

what if goodbye cruel world?

what if everybody's working for the weekend?

what if y'all are unfortunately going to be in southbound OSU traffic all the way to Austin?

what if i do believe, come end of the football season, the only one saying "both you bitches lost" is gonna be the Longhorn fan among us?

what if...yeah, i said it...so bring it?

what if i can't wait for articulate Okies & knife weilding Mexicans to descend upon The Basford Arms...?