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what if my rant above gave me headache?
What if being alive has been givin me a headache lately....Sinuses mostly..??

what if gotta mellow out?
What if I need to crank it up..??
What if I dunno where I can buy any 'Crank'..????


what if see if cute red headed clerkette is at work today?
What if I see her 1st..?
What if Im less than 400 miles away..I'd bet???


what if she holds my hand & says 'there, there, poor xc can have job as my bodyguard'.
what if well nice to dream, aint it?



What if Yeah it is !
 
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What if *I* got to start a page for once in my mangy flea-bitten hair-ball choked life..???

What if alla that nasty weather blew thru in 3-4 cool-ish windy daze..???

what if back to too hot too sunny & too Much Muchness..?????

What if that was Roger Ebert's complaint @ movie "JOHN CARTER" ..?

What if its the only thing I may never forgive him for..???

What if XC got a few BONUS 'What if's' on this post so he better quit out alla his whinin..???

What if he doesnt?
 
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What if I would have wrote John Carter in red but I forgotz how to DO color...?

What if Im sure Ame will show NOW off just tuh make a fool of me..??

What if or maybe it will be XC..?

WHat if no bonus 'What if' this time....no sense spoilin y'all...
 
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what if only puke infested jobs online today?

what if or good paying jobs but require some kinda degree?

what if "degree" should be classified as discrimination?

what if i oughta sue them bitches & bastards each time a job requires a degree?

what if its the same as age, race or any other kinda discrimination?

what if bring back on the job training!?




What if I thought you hadda degree from the College of Musical Knowledge..??





what if i do?

what if its a useless degree?

what if useless perty much describes xc?

what if i gotta resort to bank robbery?
 
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what if she holds my hand & says 'there, there, poor xc can have job as my bodyguard'.
what if well nice to dream, aint it?



What if Yeah it is !


what if hope copy quotes right?

what if she was at work today?

what if she was busy bee?

what if no chance to socialize?

what if she had no idea how close she came to being annoyed by an xc?

what if lucky her?
 
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what if its my post & i'll whine if i wanna, whine if i wanna!?

what if not good mood today?

what i'll bite yuns Linxi style if yuns dunt watch outs!?

what if GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!?
 
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What if headache is going away.?

What if that & Basmati rice are putting ME in a better mood..?

WHat if everything is better with Basmati..???

What if no bonus 'what iffing' in this post Neither..?
 
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What if headache is going away.?


what if where am i going?

what if i can't afford go anywhere?

what if i is so doomed?

what if i die & but don't turn into zombie cuz even the living dead dunt want me?
 
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what if filed unemployment claim this morning?

what if depressing?

what if job thang depressing?

what if major suckage?
 
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What if I REALLY feel like crap again this morning too..?

what if I have no explanation for alla this ickyness..??

What if I NEED to get stuff done..?

WHat if lotsa stuff..???
 
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what if filed unemployment claim this morning?
what if depressing?
what if job thang depressing?
what if major suckage?



WHat if that means you are just freshly out of a Job..??

What if I know how sucky that all feels..?

What if I can get $16-$26 bucks a month in food stamps but its just too humilitating/depressing to go get them..?

WHat if I kinda need the $ tho..?

What if its enuff to help a bit but not enuff to make a difference...?
 
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what if filed unemployment claim this morning?
what if depressing?
what if job thang depressing?
what if major suckage?



WHat if that means you are just freshly out of a Job..??


what if been outta job 5 months now?

what if no end to unemployment in sight?

what if collect unemployment in Sept if still outta work?

what if my luck still will be jobless?
 
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what if need break?

what if need to get outta town?

what if need get away from depressin stuffage?

what if grab the cute red headed clerkette & hit the road?

what if she'd probably knock me senseless if i grabbed her?
 
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what if gonna watch season finale of Beauty & the Beast soon?

what if wish they'd ditch the corny music they play?

what if wish they'd make the Beast look like a beast instead of a guy with scars whose eyes glows when he's ticked off?

what if do the producers have a vanity prob?

what if the Beast should be Beastly looking?

what if just like me!?
 
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what if gonna watch season finale of Beauty & the Beast soon?

what if the Beast should be Beastly looking?


What if I DL'd this but have never watched a single ep..?

What if I have over a dozen shows like this..sittin on Hard Drive waitin??

What if Hard drive is Over full because of it.?

WHat if I need to view a few of them & decide what to drop..?
 
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what if i opened a web page & it has a running commentary thingy on it & it Bleeps LOUDLY every time some one makes a comment?

What if even if the page is not open & even if I close the lil ap..???


What if F0kk3rz !!!!!!!

What if why do peeps design shit like that..Do they think it will endear me to it.??

What if it makes me wanna go all Velasca on them ..????

What if You cant hide from a GOD !!!!!

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what if gonna watch season finale of Beauty & the Beast soon?

what if the Beast should be Beastly looking?


What if I DL'd this but have never watched a single ep..?


what if yer not missin much?

what if they hired me as a producer/writer for the show?

what if i'd get rid of crappy AOR music, make the Beast beastlike-looking & have eps that are plot driven instead of aimed towards the pre-teen Twilight-lovin crowd?

what if my being hired resulted in the show gettin canceled?
 
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what if i opened a wen page & it has a running commentary thingy on it & it Bleeps LOUDLY everytime some one makes a comment?

What if even if the page is not open & even if I close the lil ap..???


What if F0kk3rz !!!!!!!

What if why do peeps design shit like that..Do they think it will endear me to it.??
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what if i has no idea what yer talking aboot?

what if sound like me when off me meds?

what if sound like Ame when she's ranting?

what if sound like my neighbors dog when he's barking & barkin & there's nuthin there ti bark at?

what if now i dun know what i'm talkin aboot?
 
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what if the summer crap jobs are croppin up on the online job sites now?

what if they oughts have a job site just for pimply summer teens & leave the serious, permanent ones for the rest of us on another site?

what if crap jobs like Rural King, McD's, K-mart & others that don't pay diddly?

what if their health insurance benefits are one free band-aid & one free aspirin every 6 months?

what if i have to resort to gettin pimples & takin a crap job to survive?

what if suicide before wal-mart?
 
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what if one of my lawn mowing shoes came apart?

what if i had to glue the sole on?

what if i also used duct tape?

what if the world is held together by duct tape?

what if duct tape is the building block of the universe?

what if duct tape can make You HidE FrOm A GoD!!!?
 
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what if suicide before wal-mart?


what if the world is held together by duct tape?

what if duct tape is the building block of the universe?

what if duct tape can make You HidE FrOm A GoD!!!?




What if Val LIKED working for Walmart..??

WHat if she hates being a nurse..?

What if because she is treated like shit & hearings questioning, questioning, questioning everything you do all, all, all the time..??

What if there is a Duct Tape God that No one can hide from..?
 
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What if Nikita is on ???

What if being nutso runs in my family ?

What if my dad & then my older brother...?

What if Manic - Depression..??

What if the drugs they take/took left them nearly as messed up as the disease..???

What if maybe XC is lucky he's not me...LOL..???

What if dont feel bad neither of them qualify as a good person..
 
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what if wal-mart = evil-mart?

what if wal-mart = what's wrong with dis country?

what if besides politicians, lawyers & the news media?

what if walmart must be burned to the ground!?
 
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what if oh yeah walmart's ashes must be blasted off into the furthiest regions of outeriest space?

what if then we must perform an Alti-like ritual dance where walmart once stood?

what if this is to cleanse the land & make it pure once more?

what if future generations & current de-generates will thanks us for it?
 
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What if maybe XC is lucky he's not me...LOL..???



what if i'd be lucky not to be me?

what if sometimes i'm not me?

what if in daydreams?

what if i were lucky i'd be lucky?
 
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