what if it's been a long internet time since BrucE has posted?

what if we put his pic on milk cartons?

what if why hasn't Hietie posted lately either?

what if we put her pic on the same miljk carton as BrucE?

what if my pic on a milk carton would make for sour milk?

what if pg 12?

what if 88 pgs to go?

what if only me what if'n?

what if no, i give up if it only me?

what if i gonna watch 'Beauty & the Beast' soon?

What if I have 'Eerie Powers' because We DO get the water from Lake Erie around here..????

What if the why is because alla the rivers have e-coli alla the time...?

What if when it rains it washed into the lake & alla the beaches close..??

What if the local news-dork-lady spent 3 daze calling it 'eek-UH-lie' until someone finally told her how to pronounce it.

What if she didnt know it was 2 words.???

What if she has late 80s helmet hair that makes her look like Kenny from South Park?

What if XC hasnt got Eerie Powers...proven because Im next poster..?????

What if theres nearly a whole page of XC posts..?

What if that gives me mental Diarrhea..???

What if they seem to spell-check that differently in Indiana..???

What if......Ame is Amused..????

What if there is far too much diarrhea going on around here??

What if Ame I haven't seen Wentworth?

What if we only get Foxtel on the downstairs TV and I am upstairs?

What if is it a weekly show or a nightly show?

What if maybe I can use internet sorcery to see it?

What if I got to wear a badge for Nurses day at work today?

What if it had butterflies on it?

What if xc sabotages all the other employees at the video store so they get fired and he takes their jobs?

What if then he and the clerkette can spend the day discussing movies and mocking customers for their choices?

What if "Your choices are bad and you should FEEL bad!"

What if also major new hottie alert at the shop where the love of my life used to work?

What if being hot must be a requirement for working there?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if theres nearly a whole page of XC posts..?

What if that gives me mental Diarrhea..???

What if they seem to spell-check that differently in Indiana..???

What if......Ame is Amused..????

what if nearly whole pg cuz hardly anyone here cept me & me voices?

what if that's Indhickiana?

what if i's bemused that Ame's amused & we's all abused by the gov't?

what if i hope obombya vetoes the internet tax bill?

what if he signs it?

what if i'd never take a bullet for obombya?

what if i may take a twinkie for him?

what if they don't make twinkies anymore yet?

quote:

Originally posted by Salem:
What if xc sabotages all the other employees at the video store so they get fired and he takes their jobs?

What if then he and the clerkette can spend the day discussing movies and mocking customers for their choices?

What if "Your choices are bad and you should FEEL bad!"

what if oh yeah that'd be fun!?

what if i think clerkette works late some days?

what if i think i know her name?

what if knowing her name is the first step?

what if probababably first step to rejection?

what if but knowing the name is always the thing the demons need to have to control ya?

what if the xc demon is the most demonic demon of thems all?

what if washing machines get done faster than dryers?

what if they need invent a dryer that drys as fast as washer washes?

what if they need invent jetpacks for gettin round over ridiculous traffic?

what if invent domes over homes to keep off snow & r**n?

what if inventors are too busy with kitchen items & silly fold up items?

what if invent e-z insertible brains already downloaded with bachelors degrees worth of knowledge so xc can get good job?

what if i ain't been to Lake Eerie in a few yrs?

what if love Kelleys Island?

what if loads'a fun there?

what if Put in Bay island too?

what if nice vaca spot for monetarily handicapped folk like me?

what if but this year really mullah handicapped?

what if why don't ppl post this time of day?

what if ya'll workin?

what if in days of yore, i'd have gotten off work at 3:45?

what if now lookin for work all day?

what if maybe i go to video store in hope that cute red head clerkette is there?

what if okay, i go?

What if xc takes the clerkette's name and then forces her to work in his bath house for spirits?

What if I didn't post because I was still in bed?

What if it was 6:19am here when you posted that!

What if I don't get up earlier than 8 on a weekend?

What if ahh Saturday - Sundays Friday?

What if I was hoping to go read outside in the sunshine, but it is cloudy and windy out there?

What if instead I'm adding movies to my shopping cart on a website that has 20% off?

What if I'm too weak to resist a sale ?

what if i think i know the clerkette's name?

what if wait & make sure i got it right?

what if try n rent movie Saturday as long as she's workin?

what if checkin music boards now so 'post and be darned'?

quote:

Originally posted by Salem:
What if there is far too much diarrhea going on around here??

What if also major new hottie alert at the shop where the love of my life used to work?

What if being hot must be a requirement for working there?

What if my Kitties disagree...& shout there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH
DIARRHEA..??!?!?!?!??!

What if in there squeaky lil kitty voices..???

What if they offer to PROVE it 4 U..??????

What if I change the Subject a wee bit..???

What if being hot is now a requirement for being a Scroller.??

What if we can all see how FEW have made the Cut..???

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thersites:

What if they seem to spell-check that differently in Indiana..???

What if I was wrong XC spelled as I did..???

What if I only imagined it being spelled w/20 letters & over a dozen vowels in it..???


what if i hope obombya vetoes the internet tax bill?

WHat if I kinda like the Inet tax bill...?

WHat if because that way people who can Afford to but stuff off of the Inet can pay sales tax equal to what poorer non-inet people pay..??

What if sales tax is regressive when the internet is exempt.??????

What if How did it get to be past 3:30 in the morning..?????


What if maybe because it was aftet midnite when I got home from movie & the watched some TV show for a bit..?

What if I only remember it that way & XC sent Evil Space aliens to kidnap me & *ugh* probe me while using Time Dilation technology & stuff..?????

What if I DONT LIKE being dilated & violated at the same time..???

What if No I dont precioussss.....

What if I have been here one month..??

What if I have made 212 posts..?

What if XC has made well over 300 I would guess.??

what if maybe 10 for Salem & around 25 for Ame Id gamble..?

What if Id better up my game before XC says up yours.?????

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if i ain't been to Lake Eerie in a few yrs?

What if HAY!! Don't PEE in muh drinkin water..OK ??????

What if I suddenly wondered what was the largest # of what ifs in a single post..??

What if I wonder if anyone knows..??

What if I wonder if anyone can find out..?

What if makin @ least 4 what ifs a post is Hard ....Dang-nub-it..?????

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if why don't ppl post this time of day?

what if ya'll workin?

What if Not me I was shopping for 2 tomato plants to pot in 5 Gal buckets & some potted flowers for Granni Braless fer Mudder's Day..????

What if its not Mother's Day this Sunday in Australia..?

what if I try to squeak this short post past XC tonite..?

What if after all he's sleepin,now rite..?

What if oops, made 5 what ifs?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thersites:

What if they seem to spell-check that differently in Indiana..???

What if I was wrong XC spelled as I did..???

What if I only imagined it being spelled w/20 letters & over a dozen vowels in it..???


what if i hope obombya vetoes the internet tax bill?

WHat if I kinda like the Inet tax bill...?

WHat if because that way people who can Afford to but stuff off of the Inet can pay sales tax equal to what poorer non-inet people pay..??

What if sales tax is regressive when the internet is exempt.??????

what if internet sales tax only benefits rich butt brick & mortar mall owners?

what if it anti-poor ppl like me who can't afford sales tax or S&H fees but can pay for cheap stuffage online?

what if BrucE Braless is BrucE MoneYBags? haha

what if brick & mortar stores usually suck anyhoos?

what if tryin test avatar?

what if failed test?

what if tests again?

what if leess'n see if it works?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if why don't ppl post this time of day?

what if ya'll workin?

What if Not me I was shopping for 2 tomato plants to pot in 5 Gal buckets & some potted flowers for Granni Braless fer Mudder's Day..????

What if its not Mother's Day this Sunday in Australia..?

what if got mama xc present for Mama's Day?

what if gift card?

what if gift card best kinda gift?

what if cept me b-day i want cute red headed clerkette?

what if can't change avatar like i wanna?

what if gotta go soon?

what if go to bank?

what if hope they give me money to vacate premises?

what if i dreamed last nite i got 2 mil in a lawsuit?

what if hope that dream come true without the lawsuit tho?

what if Natalie Adele just walked in this room?

what if she didn't shut the door behind her?

what if she's jumped onto the window sill?

what if she goes ape when she sees another kitty from the window?

what if the other kitties are always calm & collect?

what if Natalie needs meds to calm her down?

what if a post-midnite sneak post before i's off to beddy-bye?

what if listening to a vinyl album?

what if vinyl sounds better than cds & that mp3 silliness?

what if i still buy vinyl, when i can afford it?

what if rarely download & if i do, i pay for it unless its free with purchase of vinyl or cd, or part of a club?

what if glad vinyl is popular again?

what if SUNSHINEY day yay?!

what if needs loads & loads of SUNSHINE!?

what if SUNSHINE on my shoulders makes me happyyyyyyyyyyy!?

what if SUNSHINE on my shoulders gets me highhhhhhhhhhh!?

what if SUNSHINE, WARM & DRY is the way i like it uh huh huh uh uh huh!?

what i's a SUNSHINE psychopath!?