if what 2nd moderna shot day-yester?

if what felt gooood night last?

?today tired if what too so need nap?

whatever if can knot take napppp cause not may sleeeeep too night?

if the what effects side where's off soonage be may i better feel (um?)

What if shoulda got the PFartzer..Im telln ya..

What if dont worry @ the sleepin..
its your body makin war on the non-existent
COVID it thinks it found..?

What if I predict you will be your crazee old self before May is over..?


What if today would be my Dad's 100th Birthday..



what if ..in an Addam's Family moment I announce
that his ashes are in a box not 5 feet from rite now..?

What if ...I was hopin to dump his ashes today in the Niagara River just above the Falls but Im nowhere near up to doin that ..?

What if I got up freakishly early 2 days in a row..?

What if its cause I couldnt breathe due to cat allergies?...

WHat if I feel like death warmed over but what else is new..?


what if I had more to say but I forget now..LoL..?

what if Thursday was weirded out day?

what if drank plenty water to help with the side effects?

what if read that eating fiber food would help?

what if ate some Life cereal, it did get rid of me headache?

What if HAy its like Jeff Goldblum says 'Life will find a way'.....?

What if a 25lb Ground Hog seems to be under the front porch....
Damn he looks well fed...maybe HE's the 1 eatin me outta house & home...?

What if I'd like to thank xc & property taxes for a warm sunny day here...
Us Lizards DO like to bask in the Sun!

What if I wanna tell xc that I wasnt REALLY
a machinist when I was workin....

I was a Revenoo-er !!!

What if just kidding...

Its so nice Im thinkin Hillary mite get a
fresh shipment of Fried Babys today..?

Yess-s-s-s-s-s-ssss!!

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What if I wuz rite..There IS a Kitten...
just had the wrong cat as the Momma...


What if Luckily its the Least Skittish kitty of the bunch..
She even let me pet her !!!

WHat if the groundhog has made a safe
non destructive hole along the back...witch is good..

WHat if only some other problems were so easily solved..

what if slow days at the scrolls?

what if no more Trumpenstein to deal with?

what if covid deaths down, mass shootings up?

what if people getting fired up for summer?

what if i dunno, not getting hopes up that things'll be better, just different?

what if college graduation day here?

what if students going home soon?

what if yay- the city be for the local yokels for the summer?

what if college girl's grad gowns getting shorter in length?

what if double yay!?

what if Mothers Day?

what if Hallmark holiday?

what if been 5 1/2 yrs since mama xc been gone?

what if that's a hurt that never goes away?

What if ...sorry to hear that..?

What if I kinda understand..that dead bro of mine....

What if we could barely be bothered with one another..
but now that I live in his house
I think about him several times a day......

What if wondering if I had been healthier I coulda helped him out...
he was on psych meds & they werent doing him any favors...


What if I had been able to get up at dawn & go with him
I coulda inherited maybe nearly everything..LoL...


What if Im starting to believe this IS a computer simulation we are living in & the 'Master' Really REALLY Fucking Hates me..LoL

what if i had a dream that Kate, BrucE & me were walking up a sidewalk in my town?

what if we was walkin mean like we was gonna kick some ass?

what if people were gettin outta our way?

what if that could be cause i wasn't wearing a mask?

what if maybe we was gonna kick the ass of the stupid mayor who wants to annex my neighborhood & raise taxes?

what if i'll never know cause the dream ended before we could get anything done?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if i had a dream that Kate, BrucE & me were walking up a sidewalk in my town?

what if i'll never know cause the dream ended before we could get anything done?

What if *THAT* is so cool..???
I very rarely remember my dreams....
witch is a shame as I REALLY want to do some Lucid Dreaming..?

What if I have occasionally realized I was in a dream....
which is a 1st step..
but I always woke up immediately....dammit

I have tried Fantasizing as I fall asleep but.. it keeps me awake..

What if it squeaked out at 60F today..

I opened a few windows & the sun kept it almost comfortable in here....

What sniff it was 63f today ....Woo Hoo?

mite stop being frosty overnite by 4th of Joo-Lie ????

What if FUck you goddam keyboard..?

what if tomorrow my county rescinds the mask order?

what if but businesses are allowed to make their own rules?

what if that'll be confuzzling?

what if have to carry around the mask in me pocket in case i go in a store that requires masks?

what if wonder if masks'll be back in winter?

what if trying to communicate with girl who used to live in my 'hood when we were younger?

what if she's lives in NYC?

what if she's hard getting a hold of?

what if hoping she's up for a revitalized friendship even if it's long distance?

WHAT IF :

Went out with my bro & his 2 friends to eat at a Mexican Place..
It was Closed....

There was a Mediterranean place near by...
I had something called "Kibbe Plate".

I was served French Fries an interesting salad & DEEZ NUTS !!!!

Dey wasnt bad..LoL

What if...Wow ...outta no where its 80F for couple tree daze..??

What if I think xc pulled the old weather switcheroo on me..?

WHat if its just past Midnite & its 72F in here rite now...


What if I feel like a fried egg braless now..??

What if somebody make xc turn the heet down...Puh-Leeze??

what if it's 84 here?

what if that's the way i like it, uh huh, uh huh, that's the way i like it?

what that's the song by xc & the sunshine band?

what if keep the heat a-comin'!

what if psychedelic zombie cicadas are swarming outside?

what if gotta the crunch the suckers with my boots?

what if these boots are made for stompin', and that's what they gonna do, they gonna stomp all over you. cicadas!

what if where the heck is Kate?

what if no fair having a life!

what if i wanna life?

what if *sigh*, too bad?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if psychedelic zombie cicadas are swarming outside?

What if :

I think its still too cold for them here....

also I suspect we are on the fringe of their range..


they are a Goddam Ugly insect arent they ?......hideous..LoL

what if the check engine light keeps coming pn in my Camry?

what if it is always about the pollution emission?

what if they keep turning the light off, it comes on if you do anything?

what if it will come on one day and mean something important and i will ignore it?