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You watch TV with your Anus..???



Butt what if so many TV shows are ass-tronomically ass-inine that i let my anus sort out the stinkers?
 
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what if day off work?

what if yay!

what if retirement just over a month away?

what if yay!
 
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what if nearly finished redoing the back porch?

what if had let it go for six years?

what if threw away tons of stuff?

what if looks better & now waiting on warm weather?
 
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What if Hay!....hows Uranus..??

What if Y-Doo cats gotta be so Goddam contrary..???

What if I came here to say sumthin but I completely forgot what it was..??
 
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What if I came here to say sumthin but I completely forgot what it was..??


what if thank the Lord for small miracles!
 
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what if got my sixth shot of Moderna today?

what if seems like not many people gettin covid vaccine these days?

what if i don't mind, especially since it's free?

what if getting shingles vaccine soon?
 
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what if RIP Gordon Lightfoot?

what if fave classic singer-songwriter?

what if saw him in concert last year?

what if didn't know the extent of his medical problems over the years?
 
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what if got my sixth shot of Moderna today?

What if I wanna get an update booster too..?
Everybody was fiddle-fuckin me around early last month sayin there wasnt one.

Guess nows the time .....I dont wanna ever be farther out than 5 months myself.

this is good I suppose because Nov will be 6 months from this one.
I really wanna be current over the winter.


What if my mom & bro both have COVID..
its been fairly mild for both of them.




what if getting shingles vaccine soon?


What if Damn I keep forgettin I want this too..?
 
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what if wishin your mom and bro a quick recovery?
 
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What If I havent seen em
but they didnt seem to be very ill..
 
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what if thinking about buying an air fryer?

what if one that broils, bakes and other cooking methods?

what if one that takes a lotta of the oil outta frying which is good cause it's better for people and for those of us with ulcers?

what if but first, gotta make space in the kitchen, throw away stuff no longer need?
 
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what if thinking about buying an air fryer?


What if 'Fried AIR'...??????
Thats a Fashion models diet...no?

What if Mom & Bro are so Totally over that COVID nonsense..LoL
 
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what if thinking about buying an air fryer?


What if 'Fried AIR'...??????
Thats a Fashion models diet...no?

what if no, fashion models diet is barfing?

what if air frying reduces oils & grease. Greasers beware!



What if Mom & Bro are so Totally over that COVID nonsense..LoL


what if good?
 
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What if there was a Blazing day-glo orange sun
just before sunset???

Prolly soot in the air from Canadian fires.?

What if that stub tailed cat stillrefuses to trust me .

the silly lil F-er.... He needs a vet...
 
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what if i am retired now?

what if unemployed?

what if will work part time in the fall?

what if gotta get used to this?
 
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What if I can spend 12 hours online between
Youtube news & science....Celeb Fakes & Porn


You Can to. Lol

What if ......try it, you'll like it.....



Reddit Sucks ai voice like Kate Beckinsale


I like this 1 to relax after watchin something to mentally taxing.
 
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what if 12 hours online!

what if not enough stuff online that interests me for that many hours?

what if i have my PC on mostly for my writing & using the net for word checking, thesaurus & other writing platforms?

what if but only for a few hours off and on?
 
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What if I dont have Cable TV nor Broadcast,

SO I hafta catch news on Screw You Too-be

I enjoy Hallie Jackson NOWbut I sometimes have to wait till nearly midnite for them to put it up.

What if the sun is at it AGAIN it wont even set for at least 20 more mins..
 
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what if the way the world is, you're better off not watching the news?

what if not used to retirement?

what if but no wanna work 8 hour shift?

what if oh well?
 
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What if..Hay if Puke-tin is gonna
nuke us outta existence I Kinda wanna know...

What if same with A-Hole runniin Chiii-Nuh.

What if I would recommend John Michael Godier on Youtube
for an Easy listen thought provoking dip into
a Science & science-fiction blend that a LOT of people love.

What if...if youre one of them work-nuts maybe you'd
enjoy drivin an ice-cream truck..??
 
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What if..Hay if Puke-tin is gonna
nuke us outta existence I Kinda wanna know...

What if same with A-Hole runniin Chiii-Nuh.

what if whatcha gonna do, hide under your school desk when the nukes fall?

What if I would recommend John Michael Godier on Youtube
for an Easy listen thought provoking dip into
a Science & science-fiction blend that a LOT of people love.

What if...if youre one of them work-nuts maybe you'd
enjoy drivin an ice-cream truck..??

what if still working on my novels & stuff around the house but it ain't the same?

what if i drove an ice cream truck... there'd be no ice cream left after an hour cuz i ate all the inventory?

 
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what if wondering if BrucE getting the smokey hazy orange pollution from Can-a-duh in Barfallo?

what if we getting hazy stuff here in Indhickiana?

what if too bad the bad weather doesn't go way west straight to Russia & choke Pukin?
 
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What if just 1 day was pretty bad...
Very strong odor too...

rest you can barely tell.
 
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what if destroyed a hornet's nest beneath a bench?

what if destroyed the bench in the process?

what if looks like i'll have to chop up the bench for a bonfire?

what if once it stops raining?
 
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What if maybe you shoulda just sprayed the Hornets & ran...?


what if the hornet nest was underneath the bench in a hard to see place?

what if the space between the seat boards was so thin that spraying through it wouldn't have done the job?

what if i had to tip the bench over one night & wait until the next to spray?

what if no big loss, the bench is old & the boards were very fragile from use over time?

what if a smaller metal bench or chair would do better?
 
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