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What if I'm always up for looting, I just never have anyone to loot with? What if I don't want to loot by myself, that would just be sad? What if, in non looting news, it's the final episode of Kath & Kim tonight  ?~What if this just in? ~What if I got the day off again tomorrow? ~What if so I won't have to be up early? ~What if and I started a new page? ____________________  | |||
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What if, because yes, looting with friends is oh-so-much cooler? ********************************* | |||
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What if Maddie will be shocked and horrified at Home & Away? What if I feel like crying because no new Kath & Kim for god knows how long? What if the final episode was very strange? What if I'm tired? What if I stay up all night, just because I can?  What if I wonder if Maddie will come online when she gets home from being rocked? What if one would imagine she would sleep, considering she was tarred before she left? What if I know what I mean? ____________________ | |||
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What if just over half an hour later and I'm more tired? What if I should probably sleep? What if I cut my finger yesterday and I keep forgetting and occaisionaly it hurts? What if the news is talking about increasing the retirement age to 65? What if this is all Sandra Sully's doing? What if oooh Dame Edna: Back With A Vengence? What if curse you Sandra for distracting me from stumbling upon more of your insidious plots? What if there's a fire in the suburb where Nouchy lives? What if I wonder if it is near her? What if fire and water switched places? What if you swam in and drank fire? What if I'm imagining a house on water, with the water looking like flames? What if I can't believe I'm expected to work for the next 41 years? What if I'll find my way around it? What if I fake my own death? What if and then running off into the woods? What if it all comes back to the woods? What if I make sure to have lots of Blair Witch repellant? What if the news reader named Harry Potter just did a story? What if "Harry Potter? Ten News"? What if hehehe..? ____________________ | |||
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What if nuts to this, I'm going to bed? What if Sully is showing police putting thousands of illegal dvds through a shredding machine? What if and a lady saying "how would you like it if I came into your house every night and took your dvds and possibly your TV too?"? What if I'd like to see her try it? What if anything I do to someone once they step into my house is nice and legal? What if I just remembered Kath & Kim is over and is probably never coming back? What if a movie would be nice though? What if for some reason they made a Prue & Trude movie? What if all it was was two hours of Prue & Trude at their store, making snide remarks about all the people that come in? What if I'd pay good money to see that? What if they could make a sequel with them going on a vacation, somewhere completely off the beaten track, like Noosa? What if instead of a 4th season of Kath & Kim, they made a series of Prue & Trude? What if every now and then Kath and Kim could go to their shop? What if right, I was going to go sleep wasn't I? What if at the tone, the time will be midnight? ____________________ | |||
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what if i'm back? what if, what is it with people always killing off the best characters in things in fairly budget ways? what if go see "we will rock you" and you shall see my point? what if it a was sub-par experience if i'm brutally honest, but the fact that they sang ALL of "under pressure" makes me want to go easy on them? what if the lead guy had an awesome voice when he wasnt speaking? what if the costumes, sets, and use of "vydayoh tahhp" was commendable also? what if there was a whole scene dedicated to the evils of video games and cartoons, in which they showed snippets of the gorrilaz film clip, link, and space invaders? what if fry: "i'm going to attack them by firing up through our own shield" bender: "he's a mad man...A MAD MAN! *flails arms*"? what if i have no doubt that home and away will shock me to my very core ?what if i can't remember if i said "thanks" for taping it? what if thanks, just in case? ~what if i wonder how ame feels about the distinct possibility of me taping the h&a finale at her house o.o? what if well, it's 1am, better go home and spend some quality time with the kids? what if, or perhaps just go to sleep? what if i'll see YOU guys later  ?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Madogis, --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if holy crap, Salem talks too much too? What if you DO talk too much, but don't be ashamed, the world needs people who won't shut up to balance those who almost never speak? What if I already read all 5 volumes of my InuYasha manga last night? What if it has me wanting to go the pits of hell, ie Borders and Barnes & Noble to see if they have any more volumes? What if damn the holiday shopping rush? What if ah well, off to start my day of watching tv, playing video games, watching more tv, playing more video games? What if SNAP?  ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if this is maddie? what i'm at ame's house, blind drunk? what if i can't spell and the "c" button seems stuck ?what if ame's made me drink lots and she's already sexually assualted me ?what if she paid me off with old xena visoes though, so yay ?what if we just watched motherhood and i had no idea what was going on? what if wooh! ?what if p.s. h&a seems horrible next year - kim bleeding, tasha engulfed in flames and robbie crying his beautiful eyes out ?what if, should be fun? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if this is Salem now? What if it wasn't? What if well it really is? What if Maddie just went to the bathroom for the 2nd time in like 10 minutes? What if we're about to view the Bitter Suite? What if I only feel light headed? What if I've had three bottles of vodka with different flavouring? What if blueberry, raspberry and melon? What if I had a jelly shot also, and that was vile? What if and the sambukka (stupid see key, I'd been able to avoid it until now) tasted like burning? What if I refuse to drink anymore? What if "who's up for another samukka shot??"? What if "me! me!"? What if there is all sorts of food, but I only want the donuts? What if sweet sweet donuts? What if Ame just re entered the house? What if Maddie just sat on the floor? What if jess is outside? What if I should have posted this by now? What if I'm really hot? What if temperature wise? What if, although.... ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if it's Ame now? What if i don;t even know what to what if about? What if Salem can't even remember Maddie's real name, and is calling her Maddie, even though he's known her for years? What if Andrew is trying to corrupt jess in some way i can't see, but hear, i assume he's telling her to give Maddie a wet willy? What if Salem can't stop burping and is doing the HUGEST burps, and has just admitted to drooling? What if he snorts when he laughs too? What if we;ve only had 3 vodka criusers, 4 or so jelly (jello) shots, and 1 shot of sambucca? What if, oh look he burped again? What if we just watched Motherhood? What if we are gunna watch the 2 musicals, whilst we play scrabble? What if i didn;t know better i would think Jess has been drinking too, she's hypo? What if Salem likes to lick his jelly shots in ways that give us the assumtion that he is very sexually frustrated? What if Maddie is sparring with Jess... and i think it's a tie? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I Just asked Salem to stand up, and he asked me if i was gunna take advantage of him? lol What if, all i wanted to do was fix the lounge cushion..lol ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if that last post was me, Ame btw? What if these kiddies seem to be alot drunker than me? What if i am drinking slower, cause i am older and more mature... hehehe ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if maddie again? what if i can't read? what if i pressed the "insert" button by mistake? what if i have had like 25 shots, ame informs me? what if writing this is a tremendous struggle? what if salem: "if i pass out don't let me swallow my tongue"? what if if i can't hear properly? what If we're all losing our hearing ?what if i'm doing well ?what if *passes out*? what if "the xena scrolls" - yay my choice ?what if i've been what iffing for an inordinately long time for someone as drunk as i am  ?what if i keep pressing "alt"? what if damn it!>.<? what if *continuing to pass out*? what if salem want to cut his vains out? what if not til i get the will ammended he doesent!!? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if now it's Salem's time to shine? What if me and Maddie just subjected Ame to our beautiful singing? What if I got to be Xena and she was Gabfielle? What if Passion Pop tastes like something that has already been drunk? What if Maddie beat us at Scrabble? What if I keep eating donuts? What if holy shit the computer just made a knocking noise?? What if The Xena Scrolls is on? What if I'm drinking water now? What if after all the alcohol I've consumed, the water makes me vomit? What if no one is online on ames lists? What if this suks? What if this chair spins? What if wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if we are giving thanks to alcohol? What if Ame here again? What if Salem is having burping competitions with himself? What if, it's a pretty piss poor effort so far, we're only on our 4th episode? What if, Motherhood, Lyre Lyre, Bitter Suite and now Xena Scrolls? What if we picked 6 each, and then put them into a hat? What if Motherhood was mine? What if i have to be up at 7.30 am, to get jess ready for her dress rehersal? What if i had plans to do her hair tonight so it was knot free, but i forgotted? What if salem is again admitting to drooling? What if i think i need to drink more, cause i feel they have over taken me cause i still feel mature and responsible, and stuff?  ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if BUUUUURP Salem here again? What if we don't believe in all posting within the one post? What if I've been to the toilet like four times? What if not to vomit or anything? What if just I never go to the bathroom that mahy times? What if I just had a delightful conversation on MSN, though it may have been with myself? What if my baclk huirts? What if madogis is getting angry? What if she wants the ompuyter? What if SHE CAN CCRY BRETT?? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if it's Salem again? What if it's a quarter to 3? What if Ame went to sleep around midnight whih is fair enough because she has to be up early? What if Maddie passed out at 1:15, right after saying "I need to Scroll"? What if she's back again now? What if we both feel violently ill? What if she keeps asking what episode we are watching? What if she slept through intimate stranger and 10 little warlords? What if BUUUUUURP? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
WJAR IF MADDIE? WHAT FI YTHEISN WIIIL BW FUN TIO RWEAD TOMORRWW? WHAT IF VERY VERY DRUNK - FORGIVE ME? WHAT IF A FRIEND IN NEED - AKEMI? WHAT UHAT IF CONNOR SHOULD NOT STEAL THE BABY? WHAT IF I HAVE TO GO TO THEBATHROOM? WHAT IF ZZZZZZZ? WHAT IF >_<? WGTA IF YTHIDS IS WAY TOO HARD l ?********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
wHAT IF i HOPE mADDIE MAKES IT TO THE BATHROOM? What if the buzz from my alcohol has worn off? What if besides the slight feeling of nausea? What if I need to figure out how to turn this computer off? What if I feel like a rat, creeping around someone elses house in the dark while they sleep? What if *gnaws on the wall and waves to Ame* ********************************* | |||
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What if I'm so amused? What if really? What if by the time I make to Oz to corrupt the kids, it'll be too late? What if three vodkas makes Slem and Maddie a cheap date? What if break a leg Jessie? What if I mean that in the nice way? What if stop laughing at me meaning anything in a nice way?  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if it's 7am, i've slept, and i am up again to start getting ready to take Jess to her dress rehersal, and they are still awake? What if all but 8 out of 45 jelly shots were *eaten* What if.. looks pointedly at maddie and the huge pile of cups in front of her? What if, when we played scrabble Jess played too? What if we helped her? What if when i went to sleep they were watching Xena, but when i woke up, they were watching Kath and Kim, and now they are watching tv, and the family guy is on? What if, i have left over pizza and a glass of coke? What if someone gave me a url for a free thing to download to get rid of spyware and stuff off my comp, and it found over 500... What if oopsy? What if i haven't had a pop up since i quarantined them though? What if now i need to find out if i can delete them, or leave them quarantined? What if this is the site for anyone who wants to try it www.lavasoftusa.com What if the thing is called ad aware SE What if this is the file name that you need to be downloading in case you d/l the wrong thing... aawsepersonal.exe What if i think we can fairly say that Salem got drunk.. woohoo! What if we haven't even traded pokemon yet..!! ********************************* | |||
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What if I think Nora is right, there will be nothing left by the time we get there? What if buncha light weights? What if but it was amusing, I wonder if that's how other people find OUR drunken What If's? What if heh? What if I'm thinking I'm going to venture out today and get two or three things accomplished? What if but it depends on the people flow, if there's too many I may decide to shoot first and ask questions later? What if cause that's the only way to be? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if maddie? what if i'm not quite so drunk now? what if 3 vodka curisers AND i'd say at least 20 strong jello shots, thank you very much? what if i felt the need to defend my honour? what if i got to watch "king of assassins" ?what if back to family guy then ?what if the only problem now is figuring out how the heck to get home o_O? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if everyone is forgetting about the Passion Pop? What if oh god the passion pop? What if I'd like to see how everyone else feels after downing a large glass of that and only having had a 10 minute power nap during the last 24 hours? What if this is Salem by the way? What if I need chips and gravy? What if Ame is going to dump us at a train station? What if we're never going to make it home? What if I'm cold now and want to be sleeping in my comfy bed? ********************************* | |||
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What if you're still a lightweight, but you're young yet? What if where the bloody hell is zoom? What if cause she can put us all to shame? What if anyone who can have shots of jager in the morning is hardcore? What if I still haven't gone out yet, the wind is blowing rather hard and I hate being cold? What if with a passion, I hate the cold? What if hmmm, decisions, decisions? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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