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What i i'm drunk?  What if i liiike it? What if hellow! What if i don't know much about video games but they sound fun indeed? What if i just become an alchy? What if ehhh no i'll keep it in moderation as i like chocolate the best anyway? What if i love being able to eat chocolate now? What if weeeeeeeee! What if "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if alchohol and caffine are BOTH drugs? what if i don't really have much to say? what if i still have reservations about the shirt, but it's not like i wouldn't be seen with you or anything? what if that's a pain i know all too well  ?what if i've been settling in nicely to the clean corner of my room - the corner that houses the tv, dvd, cds, etc? what if i tuned the tv by myself  ?what if i was also writing on the computer AND watching a harry potter dvd at the SAME time? what if i've never done that before? what if i still need to find a place to put my dressing table with mirror? what if i have it next to my bed, as in, the middle of the room, and everytime i walk past it i get drawn in by my own irrisistable reflection? what if, you'd think after that awful awful movie who's name i can't say, walking quickly past mirrors wouldn't be a problem? what if, but it is, and has recently sparked unconrtollable singing fits? what if today i was practicing for next year's australian idol auditions? what if i've decided to sing "hallelujah" by Jeff buckely? what if i hope there's no rule about having to be able to spell the name of the song that you're singing, or else i'm screwed ?what if either way, i pity my neighbours? what if home and away is almost on? what if i have a weird taste in my mouth o.o? --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if maybe I will get the Kiki shirt? What if I doubt I'll be going anywhere where it would be appreciated though? What if but I don't care ^_^? What if I'm used to the looks I get when I wear my Gabby shirt? What if I feel uncomfortable when wearing my Bowie shirt, because it has tour dates on the back and I can feel people reading them? What if people actually walk up behind me and stick their finger on me to mark where they are reading? What if nah, but when I was in the queue to withdraw money there was a lady behind me reading? What if Magda Szubanski was on The Panel last night? What if she reminded me of The Netty Show? What if I'd all but forgotten it? What if "Netball, makes me tell dirty jokes, Netball makes me wanna pash the blokes. Oh what a name, oh what a game, Netball!"? What if, something along those lines? What if apparently I have to go paintballing for my sisters fiance's bucks thing? What if I'm not going to survive at paintball? What if it'll be harmless fun foreveryone else, but they'll be like real bullets for me? What if I'll be an easy target too? What if I get left behind like Sandi in Daria? What if apparently there's a strip club involved in all this? What if the paintball takes place in a strip club? O.o What if either way, doesn't look like I'll live to see my 20th birthdy? ____________________  | |||
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what if lol at paintball ?what if i'm imagining you being like robbie when everyone in his team got hit, and he was just running like a terrified little rabbit through the bushes, and when he eventually made it to kim, all he could do was collapse and cry ?what if the sandi thing made for a good visual too  ?what if ah, good times ?what if jeeeez slow day at the scrolls? what if there's been all of about one posts in 3hrs? what if, well, that's actually not that bad but still? what if *still imagining robbie/salem paintballing* hehehe? what if *unrelated singing* "and it's not a cry that you hear at night - it's not somebody who's seent the light - it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah! hallelujah...hallelujah..."? what if sidehni opera house here i come ?~what if i'm waiting for someone to actually create and run "the netty show" as a propper series, with all the orignial people from ff of course ?~what if stranger things have happened? -------------------------------------- | |||
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what if i've been digging up old threads out of boredom? what if i hope you all enjoy my findings ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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What if holy crap you talk too much? What if and especially since you said you didn't have much to say? What if Jesus Christ, that's more than I say in a month? What if I'm in a snarky mood? What if so eh? What if hehe, Salem mentioned Daria? What if Daria rocks? What if dude, if you're going to play paintball, you can't be a poon? What if seriously? What if cause otherwise everyone, including people on your team, will turn on you and hunt you down like the cowardly dog you are? What if well...we do anyways? What if true, paintballs hurt, but crying and whining will get ya kilt? What if it's bloody cold here today? What if ?____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if no one seemed to notice I wasn't online last night? What if I cry? What if, oohh Argy you got the pic made, very cool? What if yes yes, Argy is the supreme evil genius. ********************************* | |||
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What if I'm feeling a bit peckish? What if I confess that I didn't notice that Amethyst was not online last night? What if she didn't know that I wasn't online either? What if I've got a half-assed handle on bass clef notes? What if at least the ones on the scale? What if I get a bass guitar and Sara and I form a band? What if sex, drugs and rock n' roll? What if we call ourselves something different for every gig until we find a name we like? What if we go through a different drummer every six months? What if we got signed and then the drummer who just happened to be there became the most popular member of the band because of a graphic harpy tattoo? What if we have huge creative differences? What if one of us teamed up with the flavor of the week drummer against the other to kick her out? What if the one who got kicked out refused to stop touring under the name and just got two other musicians claiming that she was the real creative force behind the music and sound of the band? What if we wound up in a huge court battle over who had the rights to the name of the band? What if the loser started calling herself the bitch from the band formerly known as...? What if after decades of bitterness we were reunited on stage at the MDA Labor Day Telethon? What if at that point we were too fried to remember our own catalog and were reduced to singing "I Got You Babe" and making the appropriate disclaimers? What if I'm hoping that song is stuck in somebody's head for a day or so?  | |||
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What if holy crap, I was just a rock star and didn't know it? What if dude, we're screwed though cause neither of us can sing? LOL What if ah well, that doesn't stop lots of people? What if our first band name should be "The Nonnies"? What if KC volunteered that rather than "The Poons"? What if lol, excuse me while I hit her? What if bring on the sex and the rock and roll? What if you can have the drugs though? What if cause I'm not into the whole cosmic trip thing? What if call me, we'll do lunch? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I was thinking of the mild drug of beer? What I figured we'd just do that kinda patter thing? What if dammit, do we have to get a lead singer now? What if I don't know any really kick ass singers personally? | |||
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what if just once i want to walk onto a stage, step up to the microphone and say, "ladies, gentlemen, and all points in between...i give you...THE POONS!"? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if i just got a phone call from a certain Scroller who's eating Boston creme pie in Boston? what if that would be like someone calling me from Australia while eating an authentic Lamington? what if i do so appreciate evil? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if all these band names, scenarios and the one-song set made me almost choke on my Bucky Badger Port Wine Cheese? | |||
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What if our first demo would include songs such as "Tip Jar of Death", "You Cow, You Bitch, You Whore!", "Scrabble Master", and my personal favorite "Poons Forever"? What if *snerk*? What if we should make Ame be our manager and zoom can be our roadie? What if SNAP!? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if sex, drugs and rock and roll sound really good to me right now? what if it depends on what kinda drugs tho? What if i'll settle for lsd?  What if but only one more time the first time was so awesome i didn't wanna spoil it? What if ehhhh hadda be there? What if ok getting serious, maybe i'll just start taking morning walks and getting high on the cold air on my face? What if that sounds really fabulous? What if i'm gonna take the day off tomorrow? What if i'll walk for about four hours that'll totally make me high? What if i sound like a raving lunatic? What if bleh I DON'T CARE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, woohoo, i get to be a manager of something i know nothing about? ********************************* | |||
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what if sara can bite me ?what if over-zealous posting happens when one get's bored? what if i'd listen to a band called "scrabble master"? what if *burp*? what if unrelated, i assure you? what if movies are fun? what if i should see more of them? what if i mentioned this in the buffy forum (whilst doing my digging), but i say again, how do the oz scollers feel about a field trip to see "the grudge"? what if it's just a suggestion - for the love of god don't think that i'm up to organising any of it? what if i just think it would be neat is all ?what if i still haven't seen troy? what if i still haven't put in my job application  ?what if both things would be on account of me not having left the house in 2 weeks? what if, oh wait, i went for food last friday night? what if i learned last night that quinten tarentino (appologies for the spelling) used to work in a video store, and that he writed stuff too ?what if it's all falling into place...? what if that is, if i ever actually apply? what if my wrist hurts, my eyes are sleepy, and i have a headache? what if my butt is also numb and i'm being bitten repeatedly by mosquitos? what if i hope you people appreciate the lengths i go to to make these posts possible? -------------------------------------- | |||
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what if i'm flattered to be "with the band," but i'm going to opt for the posistion of promoter and leave the heavy lifting to someone more suited to such important yet laborious tasks? what if i make damn sure that all the venues you play can accommodate your amps that go to 11...? what if and i'll make sure you have all the pre-concert Capri Sun and "rods" your little prima donna rock and roll hearts desire? what if i will also screen your respective groupies for post-concert party action? what if i just booked The Poons to play at the Roller Derby championships this weekend? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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quote: What if keep dreamin' kid? What if and no, I don't appreciate the effort put into your posts but that's because I'm a snarky inconsiderate bastard? What if what, you act as if you didn't know this? What if it's called a hobby, pick up a GBA SP, a good book, a knife and start stabbing, SOMETHING? What if ahhh snarkyness bleeds into the next day? What if Ame, just dress slutty and act bossy, you'll do fine? What if oh wait, that's your normal routine, no worries then? What if okay zoom, now that I think of it, we'll get some "ug" to be our roadie, your talents would be better utilized as promoter? What if HAHAHAHAHAHA, all our amps go to eleven, but I promise that Nora and I will get lost on the way to the stage more than once? What if I also require Watermelon flavored Bubblicious gum in the dressing room at all times? What if diva baby, diva? What if don't set your standards too high in terms of groupies, Nora's looking to score sometime in this decade? What if I think we'll be a big hit at the Roller Derby Championships? What if SNAP? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I wait for Buffy to come on right know? What if there is only 5 episodes left? What if they send one episode per day on swedish television? What if I am very happy they do...? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if they found Scott Peterson guilty? What if burn in hell you bastard?  What if granted they'll appeal but still, my faith in the judicial system has been slightly restored? What if again, burn in hell, you f*cker? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I could have sworn I was putting on a brown sweater this morning? What if at lunch time I realized it was in fact an olive green sweater? What if it is quite obviously olive green? What if I feel a bit silly? What if at least I'm not clashing? What if I blame bleary eyes and bad lighting on my belief? What if damn I'm glad the week is over? What if I'm writing the lyrics to "Tip Jar of Death", but I'll leave "Poons Forever" to Sara? | |||
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What if they say eyesight is one of the first things to go when you get old Nora? What if the inspiration for the song "Poons Forever" are the Texas Longhorns, OSU Cowboys, OU Sooners? What if needless to say, there'll be no shortage of colorful lyrics and no shortage of inspiration? What if ahhhh the Blue Album is nigh on perfection? What if as you can see in my sig? What if amen on the week being over? What if but I'm off to the farm tomorrow? What if but tonight, I'm renting InuYasha for PS2 and F A B L E for X Box so I can finish? What if only a few more days til Prince of Persia 2: The Warrior Within comes out? What if SNAP? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if woo, Ezydvd.com has the Evanescence DVD listed? What if I'm so happy? What if it was back to swimming weather yesterday? What if so, I went swimming? What if the dog next door didn't come and stand and peer over the fence again, thankfully? What if when he does it now, I can think of the lady peering over the fence from this weeks Kath & Kim? :P What if there are only two episodes to go until the end? *sigh* What if at least when it's over I'll be able to watch the Amazing Race when it's on and not have to have it taped? What if and I don't care what anyone says, I like Charla and Mirna? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if yes, I liked Charla? What if and Mirna was...was......? | |||
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