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What if my friend just had her first baby?

What if I guess I'll try to go see them this evening?

What if that means I won't make it to the gym?

What if I left right now and went to the gym and then went to see friend and new arrival?

What if I need to remember to record House?

What if all you bitches watching American Idol just keep the channel on Fox tonight?

What if I need someone else who enjoys the snark?

What if I have an idea for the next Scroller game?

What if I'll tell you later?





 
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what if i don't know if Shawn is having a bad day or quoting more song lyrics?

what if i do what i can for the sunshine cause?

what if i hear ya on the time table, Sara--4 days ain't enuff time to do BB properly?

what if i just averted a work crisis?

what if not so much averted as lessened the effects thereof?

what if heart-shaped ravioli week is not the time to lose 33% or the workforce to illness?

what if my long hard week just got longer and harder?

what if long & hard aren't really concepts i embrace in the first place?

what if on that note...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I just gotta sing?!?!

What if I gotta smoke?

What if I gotta angry inch?

What if you all go and read my challenge soon to be posted?



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what if ooh a challenge?

what if where?

what if when?

what if why?

what if why not?

what if that's considered cross-threading...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if cross threading is frowned upon as it's similar to cross breeding, or is that inbreeding?

What if Big Grin?

What if yes, we're planning a nice fall trip to Big Bend, after I get back from Oz and after Jerri gets married?

What if should be lovely?


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what if just avoid BB the first weekend in November, as that is Chili Cookoff weekend?

what if more insider info to follow, as you deserve/earn it?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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Originally posted by tub o' guts:
what if more insider info to follow, as you deserve/earn it?


What if thanks for the tip? Smile

What if KEH! I am always deserving? Razz Big Grin


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if zoom gives Sara said insider info in the form of little notes and clues secreted around BB?

What if Sara earns the knowledge by solving little puzzles and challenges proposed by zoom?

What if I can already hear Sara swearing at the first challenge?

What if because zoom is evil like that?





 
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what if i knew i loved ol' Smirkie for a reason...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if bitches? Razz


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What if Turner Movie Clasics is a great network?

What if I shoulda taped "The Uninvited" when it was on the other night?

What if "The Uninvited" isn't on dvd yet, and the vhs is outta print?

What if too many movies haven't made it to dvd yet and maybe not even vhs- or the vhs is outta print?


What if my husband has the hots for Gail Russell?Big Grin

What if I do too?Razz

What if we'd both lurve to meet her if there was an afterlife?Big Grin

What if Turner rocks, John is over the moon that we get it?Big Grin

What if leedle leedle leedle that's all folks?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Originally posted by I Worship His Boobs:
What if zoom gives Sara said insider info in the form of little notes and clues secreted around BB?

What if Sara earns the knowledge by solving little puzzles and challenges proposed by zoom?
What if I'm liking this idea?

What if I'm liking this idea VERY much? evil


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what if i'm listening to a cd that i've made for my siblings as a belated birthday present?

what if it has stuff on it that i hope they'll all like?

what if i like it Smile?

what if i've been burning cds all day when i should have been packing?

what if, in my defense, i can't very well burn the cds after i've packed them?

what if hm...i think there was just a "kshhh" in "trouble" Frown?

what if damn that coldplay cd - it's got the shnit scratched out of it somehow?

what if uh oh - two "kshhh"s Frown?

what if, well at least it's not skipping anymore?

what if...oh Frown?

what if WHY does it have to be my favourite song what stuffs up the worst???

what if isn't that always the way?

what if bah - they won't care - i doubt they'll even listen to this?

what if after my woeful efforts with my something for kate cd, two "kshhh"s and a skip is nothing to complain about?

what if they'll get what i give 'em and like it?

what if i'm such a good sister Smile?

what if i go post the whole track list somewhere for the fun of it?

what if sounds like something to do?

what if dalby in 1hr, 50mins - yay Big Grin?


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what if sorry, but i've resisted posting this for almost 17hrs:

Razz?

what if isn't he just the cutest little nerd you've ever seen Big Grin?

what if *hugs him* ^_^?


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What if Razz to you Argy?

What if I seriously doubt zoom could come up with something that would be difficult?

What if cause I like puzzle solving?

What if that's why I loved Prince of Persia: Sands of Time so much, so many puzzles?

What if so bring it on bitches, I ain't skeered?


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What if I'm sorry, Maddie, I haven't been on much?

What if I have a cold, a nasty cold?

What if the kids were over it in like 2 or 3 days, but they had fevers?

What if I want a fever *sulks*?

What if I just go have some soup?
 
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What if I always log onto the scrolls by going to the main page like THIS?

What if that means that I always see the last post thread title on the main page?

What if at LEAST every third time I misread the fight club title thread as "I'm going to celebrate!"?

What if it's an honest mistake considering there's an exclaimation point and, let's face it, this group does like to party?

What if each time I misread I have to surpress a millisecond urge to barge in there and run naked through that thread in full party mode?

What if that would be inappropriate, especially considering the thread's actual contents and serious subject matter?

What if I should have prefaced this post by saying that I hardly ever go to Fight Club?

What if not even to read unless I am directed there by a fellow scroller to see something specific?

What if that means, like a total of less than a dozen times in about 4 years?

What I don't have anything against Fight Club but there are just not enough hours in my day to deal?

What if I still may want to run naked through there once in awhile though Wink ?
 
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What if that's almost the exact same way that I treat Fight Club, and yet I have lots of time to post?

What if except for the streaking part?


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What if I just did an audition?

What if AAAAAA?

What if finally it's over?

What if oh well back to the old drawing board?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i have a headache?

what if "cheap wine" isn't helping?

what if i should have an early night and be up at a decent hour to pack tomorrow?

what if packing...ugh?

what if can't i just hire a helicopter to air-life my entire bedroom to lismore or something?

what if surely that would be the easiest solution for everyone?


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what if the naked lila997 running through the Celibacy thread was a much needed morning laugh?

what if i typed "morning nap" instead of "morning laugh"?

what if that's a Freudian typo?

what if Miss Saradacious T. Poon better check her self?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if KEH! I ain't scared, bring it on ol' lady? Razz

What if the week's almost over, thank god?

What if and my ho of a supervisor isn't here today to push me to the brink of a killing spree?

What if yes, life is semi-decent today?


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if MSN signed me out and now won't let me back in?

What if they're all bastards?

What if I try the AOL one and see what's what there?
 
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What if Heitie said bastards?

What if I am worried that someone might be logging on pretending to be Heitie?

What if maybe it's nekkid lila trying to celibate Wink ?

What if I got an email from QB?

What if it was only a 'reply to all' email lila had sent that made me snort?

What if that's okay, still cool to see her email addy in my 'IN' box?

What if I owe Tam some email time?

What if Hi Tam?!?!?!



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what if a killing spree sounds awfully therapeutic right about now?

what if damn all sickly poons and their bronchial issues?

what if damn their fevers, too?

what if damn anything that makes me work twice as long & hard as i already do?

what if on the brighter side, the ad we placed for heart-shaped ravioli is working in spades and payroll will definfitely be down this week...?

what if damn 'em all just the same?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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