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What if Sara and Gabber are the cutest? What if I cut my hair really short too. What if I did it myself? What if it took me 3 days? What if I'm glad I'm rid of all that hair? What if it's really satisfying to chop all your own hair off? What if I was only keeping long hair to please others? What if that was ridiculous? What if this flu is making me kinda dizzy...wooooooooo | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i too noticed "SLK"? what if i also noticed Gabber was posting outside of FF&P again? what if let's face it, the clues were bountiful? what if short hair is the only way to go? what if especially for an 'action lesbian'? what if i think it might be just about time for an Eddie Izzard inspired name change...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if well it looks like the mystery has been solved?  What if more complicated than the Da Vinci code, the code of "SLK"? LOL What if hehe Argy, I'm pretty certain that KLS is true too?  What if 'action lesbian' eh? What if I rather like the sound of that? What if Chiana, I don't do cute?  What if but I'll let it slide, cause Gabber is awful cute so I'm guilty by association? What if I now have a sudden urge to watch Eddie Izzard? What if yes...but do you have a flaaaag?  ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if why Argy whatever do you mean? What if *blinks innocently*? What if oh who am I kidding?! What if I am very much in love with a certain brown girl named Sara? What if now Argy, are we gonna get another coffin, 'cause ya know...I'm all about the coffin? What if and yes my girl is hot, although I have seen the short hair before and I do believe I almost drooled *nod nod*? What if and yes, KLS is very true, as I am now demonstrating, hehe? What if you are so smart, I'm so impressed, as with all the other Evil Geniuses on board here? What if poor Shelley, lol, you haven't been around too much? What if although I was oddly enough keeping this on the down-low till we couldn't hold it in anymore, lol? What if you have missed a happy Keri, but guess what, Happy Keri is still very much in the building and will try to catch you soon? What if although not right now 'cause after this, I SO need a nap? What if zoomie zoom zoom, you are a very observant Evil Genius? What if yes, we've been online together a lot more...heck just plain together everywhere a lot more? What if I'm coming to see my girl next month, I got the plane ticket today and everything? What if oh and yes, that was probably the biggest clue of them all... Gabber... posting outside of FF&P... an unheard of thing for a long time now? What if thanks Chiana? What if LOL, yes Sara won't allow herself to be called cute, but I'll certainly take it and beam like a dork? What if I love Sara, she's the most beautiful woman in the world, why yes she is? What if and I'm so happy I can now proclaim such a truth to be the world? | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if YAYYYYY official announcements! (happy snoopy dances)What if I just take this opportunity to say....I knew you guys would find each other again? What if...just a feeling? What if I won't call it cute but I'll call it damn cool? What if ROCK ON! What if I'm back after a two day hiatus thanks to farkin spyware screwin up my comp?  What if but I found a cool new place that does repairs and he had it back for me in less than 24 hours? What if now I'm happy Kate for that reason as well? What if I must say...that prom dress was BOLD? What if but nora and xc did not disturb me as greatly as ummm, ick, he ATE THE SAUSAGE?  What if but actually the pic of robbie and kim wasn't too bad, just they need to gain some weight? What if put them and Johnny's Vanessa in front of a couple awesome cheesesteaks per day and they got it made? What if mmmm cheesesteaks, I want one now? What if later for now? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What if I change it to: What if Sara and Gabber are mad foxy? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if OK, can we reel in the love love love crap now before i urp? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i have a natural aversion to BULLSHIT? what if i have a really, really hard time not at the very least saying something sarcastic when faced with a large pile of steaming BULLSHIT? what if people are idiots? what if some of the smartest people i know are idiots? what if some people wouldn't know a good thing if it landed on them like a steaming pile of BULLSHIT? what if i think i still owe Sara & Gabber that J'meister shot? what if i think i'll have one for each of you, k? what if and another for my disgruntled friend? what if and maybe one more for me...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if as someone who also has a rather disgruntled friend, one who is rolling around in a pile of bullshit herself zoom...have one for me too willya? What if we all just have jagermeister shots in honor of...no more bullshit? What if cuz bullshit sucks big dead bull d**k? What if with that said i'm gonna stop bullshitting around on the internet and make my husband his birthday dinner? What if laters again? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I YAAAAAAY with Kate because official announcements make me a happy Keri Bearie? What if...I always knew your feeling was right? What if but I'm VERY glad it WAS right? What if oooooh Chiana, I can't remember the last time I was called foxy? What if I remember a certain brown girl calling me a fox waaaaay back in the day, so YAY, I'll take foxy? What if LOL, I dunno zoomie...just don't urp all over me...aim for...Nora, yeah that's it *cough*? What if thanks for the toast, m'dear? What if lol, although I'm getting the distinct feeling you don't need incentive? What if to please da zoom, I shall talk about random stuff? What if I got a raise today? What if lol, a .25 cent raise but a raise nonetheless...for my one year mark at Borders? What if I now make $7.75 an hour, ooooh I'm so rollin' in the dough, lol? What if actually it made a difference on the paycheck, about a $10 difference so I'll take it? What if AND I'm being promoted to being a seller, instead of the inventory team? What if thank God, 'cause yeah, I'm movin' pretty slow these days from complete and utter lack of interest and boredom? What if uhhh, and sorry zoom, that's all I got? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if np---nice change of subject, thanks? what if i contemplate calling Sara cute just for effect? what if screw it...no joy even in razzing? what if quarter til dinner, i'd better get to it...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if you're welcome m'dear? What if what? What if no joy even in razzing? What if I think you may have just broken Sara's heart? What if...NAH, she'll happily avoid being called cute? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if oi, all this love junk IS starting to make me queasy, and I'm involved in all of it? What if thanks everyone for the happy posts? What if I'll take damn cool and mad foxy any day over cute, Kate & Chiana? What if let's just say I'm a little slow in the uptake sometimes? What if I hope zoom drank up and is now feeling J'meisterly better? What if if you like, have a few more shots for us, it can't hurt? What if call me cute and take your life into your own hands zoom the poon? What if or you can call me cute, and I'll just bring back the 'dainty' files, heh? What if cause yes, it's been documented, your daintiness? What if tsk, what kinda action lesbian are you anyways? What if I'm feeling much better after a 3 hour nap? What if here's hoping I can go to sleep later tonight? What if time for dinner? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if bah, i'm feelin' J'meisterly like livin' dangerously, ya cute lil cutie you? what if hmmm...i do believe the joy is back? what if i'm wondering who else i can razz...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if well, anything I can do to help bring the joy back? What if punk? LOL What if here zoomie, let me take your arm and escort you around this mud puddle? What if cause we wouldn't want your crisp, pristine dress and new pumps to get dirty, now would we? What if mwahahaha? What if too much fun? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I took Chimay to a gathering last night? What if I wound up drinking quite a bit of it? What if noone appreciates a good Belgian beer like a Luxembourg German instructor? What if I could lie and say I was drinking to somebody's happiness? What if we know that's a lie? What if I'm in for the J shot?  | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if Nora is evil and I like that? What if Sara is evil and I love that? What if zoomie is recovering nicely? What if I wish I had more to say but...I want to have more to say? What if LOL, I'm sure that makes no sense to anyone but me? What if it's more a reference to the fact that I'm waiting for my muse to speak to me? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if i'm rather annoyed that i couldn't see Xena: the movie?  What if the bloody link took me to some spanish or whatever, yahoo geocities site with a buncha stuff i dun get? What if it looked like something said it was under construction tho? What if I wish i'd taken spanish in school now? What if bleeh, that looked interesting too? What if ah well lol, better luck next time? What if the oatmeal cake was a huge success according to john? What if the banana fritters rocked too? What if I liked the banana fritters better cuz...well...HERE's a question?  What if WHY the fark do they tell ya to put SALT in cake recipes that ain't that sweet to begin with? What if thank fark it didn't ruin it but you could definitely taste the salt and it made it less sweet? What if the icing did make up for that tho? What if after all that, i discovered I actually love baking? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What if Action Lesbian had a comic book? What if Action Lesbian had a theme song? What if where ever there was B.S. getting out of hand there would be Action Lesbian? What if Action Lesbian could travel through time? What if Action Lesbian used this power to stop B.S. at its source? What if the world was a better place thanks to Action Lesbian? (Sorry, that's one inspirational name ) | |||
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What if I want an Action Lesbian doll? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What if Action Lesbian doll comes with kung fu grip, B.S. detector, and B.S. destroying eyebeams or, eyezooms if you will. Motorcycle and batteries sold separately. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if we super BS-fighting hero types prefer the term "action figure"? what if cuz Sara would no doubt call a doll "dainty"? what if and i want it to be anatomically correct, too dammit? what if but ala 20 years ago, of course? what if i need a bottle of J'meister in my kung-fu grip? what if gotta fly, BS calls, Action Lesbian...away!? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if you're damn skippy I'd call a doll dainty? What if that's just in keeping with your secret alter ego, Dainty Girl? What if HA!? What if although the idea of a Action Lesbian action figure is both amusing and interesting? What if bottle of Jagermeister sold seperately? What if companion sidekick Malamute sold seperately as well? What if but snarktastic Evil Nemesis Sara comes with Action Lesbian deluxe model? What if mwahahaha!? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if The Madcap Adventures of Action Lesbian and Dainty Girl does have a sassy ring? what if we all know i'm kinda psycho anyway, so it's only natural that i'd have adventures with my own secret alter ego? what if Episode 1: Big Bullshit Down Under, in which Action Lesbian/Dainty Girl join forces with The Evil Genuis Twins to fight BS, eat meat pies & drink a load of VB in sunny Oz? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if Evil Genius Twin powers....ACTIVATE!? What if this is true, zoom, I can see you having mad cap adventures with both identities? What if it certainly makes for entertaining moments? What if mmmm, meat pies and VB, if only all crime fighting was this easy? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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