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what if heh? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I'm in danger of a Satanic attack? What if there was a commercial about it? What if the good Reverend tells me that we "have a specific enemy specifically to attack?" What if that's an awful lotta specificity? What if that's also a confusing amount of specificity? What if ESPN is launching a new channel in Stillwater OK? What if ESPN-U? What if OSU-Texas at Gallagher-Iba arena? What if G-I was just voted as best college arena? What if I knew it all along? What if the only episode of acro-claustrophobia I ever had was in G-I? What if it was in my days as a weak lowerclassman? What if I'm all better now? What if the stands are still awfully steep in G-I--especially now that it's twice as tall? What if the last time I was in there, I actually negotiated the stands in heels? What if I may be aging gracefully after all?  | |||
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What if it's roughly around the time Salem's sister is getting married, and it's raining? What if, i don;t know if it is inside or outside, but i just thought i'd mention is anyway? What if Salem's pants shrink, and they are half way up his shins, which would look hugely funny for his height  ********************************* | |||
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What if Salem looks funny regardless of whether his pants shrink? What if the shrunken pants would be terribly amusing though? | |||
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What if Xena S6 just arrived in the mail? What if wonder when Twin Peaks S2 will be on dvd? What if also want Beauty & the Beast S1-2 but not S3 on dvd? What if also want Addams Family all seasons on dvd? What if i have 16 vol of Dark Shadows on dvd with vol 17 & 18 on order? What if would like to have '90 version of Dark Shadows on dvd too? What if also want Remington Steele and Scarecrow & Mrs King on dvd? | |||
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What if the Dark Shadows house (Collinwood) is near here? What if it's not as ominous in real life? What if it's just cause I usually only see it during the day like this  or  What if everything looks tamer without special effects I suppose? What if half of the scrollers possibly don't even know what Dark Shadows is? | |||
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What if cool Collinwood pics, cuz lila997!? What if they still hold Dark Shadows conventions every year & some have included- so i hear- tours of Collinwood? What if i used to have a crush on Victoria Winters and Maggie Evans? What if i have Jonathan Frid's (Barnabas) autograph from back when i was in the DS Fan Club? What if i got mama xc hooked on watching DS eps on dvd? What if i also have "The House of Dark Shadows" movie on dvd & am anxious for "Night of Dark Shadows" to be put on dvd? What if used to have so much DS memorabilia but either sold it or tossed it? What if too bad the show wasn't revived last fall when the WB was planning to remake it? | |||
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What if I thought I was going to spend $10 at Penney's tonight and wound up spending almost $40? What if I have no idea how that happens? What if I spent a couple of hours in the rose bed today? What if it doesn't look like it? What if it was a lovely day to be in the garden though? What if it's amazing how quickly clover and henbit grow in? What if Ame abandoned Salem and me during a Literati game? What if she abandoned us for real people? What if some people have screwy priorities? | |||
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What if Argy abandoned you for yard work, which is even worse?  What if I cleaned out my shed, which was very satifying? What if I also washed the verandah and filled in some holes with wood putty? What if I was going to touch it up with paint, but fleas started attacking me, so I thought I would wait until after I can get the yard sprayed? What if I wonder that as well, coz I've been waiting to complete my Twin Peaks DVD collection for about two years? What if I went "heh heh" at Stevie Nicks Fajita Round Up? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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what if i'm disappointed Smirk Morgan didn't mention basketball scores? what if i do understand why Texas's sweepage of the Cowpokes would go unmentioned on her part? what if i'm procrastinating? what if that kitchen ain't gonna paint itself...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I just made a web site for my friend? What if it's here: http://www.geocities.com/psychlinx ? What if that's the first time I've used Geocities? What if I was impressed by how easy they are to use? What if their ads aren't as intrusive as the Angelfire ones? What if that web site is kinda boring, but what can you do with dry material? What if I hope it looks professional enough for my friend? What if I also finished notes for Prof. X? What if I found some great articles for my dissertation today? What if I've had a fairly productive day? What if I hope I can rest easy now, and that the "pox" doesn't keep me up half the night?  ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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What if I am at a loss to explain how OSU got swept by a mediocre Texas? What if I'm at a loss to explain how the Pokes choked? What if we'll have to see what happens next weekend? What if I hope the Cowboys have gotten all that loosing out of their system and will take care of business in the NCAA tournament? What if this isn't as tasty as last year's basketball goodness? What if being an OSU fan is like being a Cubs fan? What if some great stuff, some disappointment? What if kinda like life? | |||
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what if i have this horrible feeling that salem is blocking me on msn? what it's even more horrible because this is the first time i've been on msn in about 4 weeks  ?what if he was there and then he wasn't? what if i give him the benifit of the doubt and think that his computer/internet/msn is just screwing up again? what if i'm sure that's all it is...? what if tina's trying to teach me to play guitar? what if two chords at any rate? what if i have longish fingernails, so it's not going well? what if yeah, *that's* the reason ?what if hey, desperate housewives is on tonight? what if jamie  ?what if well, my time on an msn accessable computer is up and i doubt i'll get another opportunity for weeks ?what if *SIGH*? what if hehe, salem in a suit - if that's not cause to giggle i don't know what is  ?what if anyway, who says laughing at a wedding (especially when you're in the bridal party) is a bad thing *remembers cracking up at my sister's wedding* good times ?what if nevertheless, i hope all went well, give my congrats to m&m ?what if see ya'll later then? --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if can't sleep? What if I read today that Dallas is starting it's own Roller Derby league? What if SNAPtastic!?!? What if I'm sure I and whoever the current flavor of the month is, will attend a match? What if or more than likely, I'll have Ryan and KC go with me, they'd get a big kick outta it? What if only 3 more days til I go camping? What if I'm glad but damnit, Social Distortion is playing a free St. Patrick's day show? What if suckage, cause we'll be in the woods trekking away while they play a kick ass show? What if lots of nifty bands are playing in Dallas said weekend? What if bitches, some of them I wanna see? What if Queens of the Stone Age play at Trees, or is it Gypsy Tea Room, on the 16? What if why can't I be in several places at once? What if I don't want to go to work tomorrow? What if please god, let me hold out til Wednesday afternoon without killing anyone? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if my pox has been diagnosed as scabies? What if, yes Nora, I have to wash all my linen in hot water? What if Ares and I have to take showers and then rub liniment all over our bodies, from the neck down, paying special attention to crevasses? What if I'm wondering why I'm the lucky one to always get these icky infestations? What if I caught headlice from a young person, once?  What if I've also had chicken pox and shingles?  What if I'm allergic to paspalum and cats?  What if I'm going to sulk for the rest of the night?  ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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What if, oh no!? What if my deepest sympathies, Argy? What if I remember said linament and the crevices? What if those are some nasty little critters? What if I remember the doctor and nurse telling my mother that the adults they'd seen with Scabies were suffering worse than most of the kids? What if I've had a crappy day today? What if I think I'm coming down with something? What if a case didn't go my way this morning? What if I mean really didn't go my way? What if the plaintiff didn't get all that they asked for, but they got a hell of a lot more than I thought they would? What if had they gotten everything, I would have resigned my bar membership, run away to Prague and become a 4th rate lounge singer trying to do a weird combination of Marilyn and Marlene calling the men Cowboy and making them buy me Pilsner Urquell and absinthe? What if I'm down on the system today? What if I'm still considering running away to Prague? | |||
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What if, was it the landlord thing Nora? What if don't move to Prague, it's really cold in Prague? What if pox is a funny word, it makes me laugh? What if that may be because I only got 2 hours of f'en sleep? What if pox, pox, pox, heh heh heh? What if dear god, I suddenly have the feeling I won't make it til Wednesday afternoon to hold off on killing people? What if god I hate Mondays? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if $1100 for freakin' paint? What if that's unreasonable? What if the court agreed that the lease didn't prohibit painting, but still charged us for it? What if that's bullshit? What if now these creeps are going to bilk every tenant? What if did I mention I'm down on the system today? | |||
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What if I'm back? What if yay my comp is now virus free? What if never go too long without a virus remover? What if I had to learn that the hard way? What if but at least I learned it? What if yay, good to be back? What if but I came back to a very cryptic confusing message from one of my friends? What if I hate that? What if but hey I hated not having a computer even more? What if *hugs computer*--I have to have some addictions in life! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if holy crap that's insane? What if dude, that just sets a precedent and you bet your diploma those guys are gonna take every tenant to the cleaners? What if I hate shady landlords, they give the rest of us a bad name? What if cause I may be a hard ass, but I'm fair to my tenants and I'd like to give 'em back every penny of their deposit if it's possible? What if kill the legal system? What if pox, pox, pox, pox, hehehehehehehe? What if shaddup, it's funny? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if people suck? What if I don't care if that's an overused expression? What if some cliches never stop being true? What if "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if Risky Business? What if that phrase is actually what led to me going to the Pasadena Convention? What if well that phrase and AP? What if sometimes it's good to say "what the f*ck"? What if and yes, people suck, hairy, filthy, nasty donkey nuts? What if and they suck quite a bit, quite often? What if suckage? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if, with all these people sucking all over the place...why the hell do we need vacuum cleaners? What if I just get some sucky people in here to do my housework for me? What if that thought makes me feel worlds better? What if "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if that's like some weird reverse Hedwig scenario? what if without the botched sex-change, of course...? what if i open the nearest window and shout, "i'm mad as hell, and i will a pox on 'the system'!"? what if the neighbors just roll their eyes and wonder wtf my problem is this time? what if pj is coming to visit in 2 days!? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I like Pilsner Urqell? What if it tastes just that little bit better when drunk in Prague? What if I can give Smirky some of my pox for her to put on the system? What if I'd be glad to because it's KEEPING ME UP SCRATCHIN' HALF THE FREAKIN' NIGHT?!? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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