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What if I'm glad sara had a great time camping?

What if I miss camping?

What if I'll probably go with my sister in the spring tho as she just got a bitchin new truck?Smile

What if sunburn on the knees, yeah my dad had that real bad one year eeek!Eek

What if at a baseball game, no sunscreen at all?

What if bleeh, give me sunscreen or give me death!Big Grin

What if it's the irish curse, man?Razz

What if the trouble with virus scanners is that they slow down the computer when your'e doing a scan?Roll Eyes

What if I have very little tolorance for slow computers?

What if that tends to turn ME into a snarky, grumpy, sarcastic person?Razz

What if on a brighter note, john sang very well today?Smile

What if I'm proud of him?

What if he even took steps to leave a teacher who wasn't doing anything for him?

What if yayyy for positive change!Big Grin

What if later all?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if thanks Kate, it was massively therapeutic? Smile

What if I also had Carl's Jr. for the first time ever?

What if holy crap it was the best burger I've ever had, and I don't say that lightly?

What if the criss cut fries were great too?

What if apparently I also got a little toasty on my forearms but it's already fading and a nice, warm brown is taking over?

What if Mexi-CAN baby? Big Grin

What if and now I shall sleep for work is tomorrow and I refuse to let it suck my happiness away...at least the first day back? Razz

What if g'night?


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What if the Texas women were also eliminated early on?


what if the semi-final round is not generally considered 'early on'?

what if conference tournaments are BS anyway, just ask Bobby Knight?

what if i would boast of the Texas women's NCAA tournament potential if we weren't in the same bracket as LSU & Duke?

what if Monday has already sapped the wuzzy fuzzy happy wappies out of Snarky Sara Snarkington?

what if soon enough...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

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What if Sara McSnarkenheimer is still doing a-okay, thank you very much? Razz

What if ho, don't try to rush the sucking of the goodness, it'll come soon enough?

What if I woke up feeling pretty good, no soreness left over?

What if sweet?


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What if my new sink and counter are finally in?

What if they're gorgeous!?

What if I have probably 3 or 4 square feet MORE counter space than before?

What if that's enormous in a galley kitchen?

What if the sink is cast iron with the white enamel?

What if wheeeeee?

What if now for the backsplash and refinished cabinets?

What if I like a really inexpensive tile, so that part won't be too long, at least?

What if I want to go wash some more dishes? Big Grin
 
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What if I said I was just chain yankin'?

What if we need to get a bit of a discussion going here?

What if and also here?





 
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what if congratulations to heitie on the sink and counter Smile?

what if, is this the green counter with the squiggles, or did i just dream that conversation?

what if, and while i'm speaking to you, why the HELL didn't you warn me properly about the amazing race >_<?

what if i think you know what i'm talking about - i think you ALL do...with the soup...and the eating...and...and...*throws up*FrownFrown?

what if i'm never watching that show again, unless of course someone can guarantee me the chance to see jonathan in some serious life-threatening pain?

what if the tv just reminded me that dancing with the stars is on tonight Big Grin?

what if, if i was jason, i don't think i would have liked the judge calling me "alice" in this week's tv week?

what if he should just shoot 'em all down and let god sort them out?

what if he's getting increasingly tired and emotional - i think he's close to breaking *hands him a shot-gun*?

what if eeexcellent Smile?


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What if I had to make a reeeeally tough choice just now?

What if continue playing World of Warcraft or...talk to Kelly?

What if hey, the game is freakin' awesome, it's a tough decision? Razz Razz Razz

What if but uh, I made the right one, I'm talking to her now, heh?

What if hey, I'm a jerk, not stupid, even I know better than that? Razz

What if hmm, maybe I can play surreptiously while I talk to her?

What if hmmmmm? Wink

What if lol, what?


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What if yay my comp is somewhat workin faster now?

What if *knocks on wood*

What if ever since I had all those damn viruses I'm rather paranoid about my comp?Frown

What if it was over 10000 viruses?Eek

What if never EVER underestimate the power of evil email?Frown

What if *hugs AVG* thank the gods for virus removers!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if congratulations to heitie on the sink and counter Smile?

what if, is this the green counter with the squiggles, or did i just dream that conversation?


What if yes!, that's the one!?

What if thanks? Big Grin

What if observe?

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what if, and while i'm speaking to you, why the HELL didn't you warn me properly about the amazing race >_<?

what if i think you know what i'm talking about - i think you ALL do...with the soup...and the eating...and...and...*throws up*FrownFrown?

what if i'm never watching that show again, unless of course someone can guarantee me the chance to see jonathan in some serious life-threatening pain?


What of oooh, whoopsie daisy?

What if yeah, I'm not watching anymore of the eating challenge legs if I know they're coming, because seriously that's enough of that?

What if I can't promise any direct Jonathan pain, but keep watching, other racers hate them (at least during the race)? Smile

What if it's too bad you probably won't get all the ten thousand interviews he and Victoria have done about how it was all an act, they were under stress, etc., etc.?

What if....yeah...?

What if if it was an act, is that better or worse?

What if idiots...?

What if the current season is awesome so far, though, Rob's lying notwithstanding?

What if I don't think any team has to help another, certainly, but to intentionally impede...I don't know...?

What if go away, Rob?
 
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What if work sucks?

What if it is nice to know you still 'got it' when you are required to use it?



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What if work is indeed suckage?

What if i don't get evil emails on my broadband service...unlike when i used to have aohell?

What if aohell is indeed suckage?

What if aohell still trying to get me return to them?

What if to aohell- in the words of dite's afro- AS IF!?
 
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What if I'm glad I resisted the temptation to sign up to AOL, even when everyone was talking about how cool it was?

What if my sister has also ditched it?

What if they were probably very good when the 'net was new, but they just haven't grown with a lot of their users?


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What if when my folks finally came out of the dark, they too signed with AOL?

What if, but only for a short time?

What if I talked them into PeoplePC and they are very happy?

What if I know another scroller that has peoplepc and sends me silly dog songs?

What if I hope said scroller is not under a thick blanket of snow?



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What if I think my parents STILL have AOL?

What if eh, their loss? Razz

What if WoW is going to slowly kill me, I know it?

What if I'd been doing really well going to sleep at midnight, right after InuYasha ends?

What if nope, I stayed up last night til 1 am, playing WoW?

What if I even missed InuYasha? Eek

What if yup, going to kill me slowly, I just know it?


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What if I left my cell phone at home today?

What if I didn't realize until I was downtown?

What if I detoured in my office to kill call forwarding?

What if I'm convinced that I'm missing a very important call or five?

What if when I get home and check to see the missed calls they'll all be from me calling to check my voice mail when there were no messages?

What if I found a certain folder last weekend?

What if filled with the writings of a 17 year old me?

What if including one of the worst poems ever written?

What if I was having fun playing "Guess who I was reading when I wrote that"?

What if I also unearthed the Letter Game?

What if it may get posted in Fiction as an example of some sort?

What if I should probably ask my erstwhile Letter Game partner from back in the day if she's okay with that?





 
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What if I've been considering PeoplePC and I'm glad to hear it's working out for somebody?

What if I wonder if they have the accelerated one or the regular?
 
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What if ahhhh aohell, how I miss thee....NOT!Big Grin

What if did I tell you guys that when i called them to discontinue service they tried to make me complete this farkin SURVEY?Roll Eyes

What if questions like what do i want to see when I come online?

WHat if I answered, NOT AOL?

What if I told her to shaddup and discontinue my service?

What if I'm mean like that but only when necessary?Big Grin

What if ahhhh i love verizon dsl?

What if (hugs dsl) I"ll never go back to dial up again!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if i dun miss aohell's "technical support" *snicker* ppl from Pakistan or India or wherever the aohell they came from?

What if my cat is better at fixing aohellish probs than aohell's "tech support"?

What if i understood instructions on fixing aohell much much much much better from my cat than from those aohell "tech support" ppl?
 
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What if I really haven't done a thing at work today?

What if except...eat the free breakfast these people brought us cause they want our business, heh?

What if man I stayed up way too late playing WoW last night?

What if and I'll prolly do it again tonight?

What if cause all there is, is WoW now and forever?

What if at least until I find something better? Razz

What if my sig quote makes me giggle?

What if that was classic Anya?


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What if there be no sucha thing as a free breakfast, lunch or din din?

What if there's always a string attached somewheres?

What if there were free lunches and whatevers?

What if no hidden agendas?

What if it's gett- SUNSHINE ALERT! XC! SUNSHINE ALERT! GET YER BUTT OFFLINE! GO OUTSIDE! GO VISIT RECORD STORE CLERKETTE!?

What if comp is shouting at me to get offline?

What if yadda yadda yadda okay?
 
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what if pj was getting a tattoo when last i saw her?

what if i take pj and co. to the rodeo & livestock show tonight?

WHAT IF I'VE FED 'EM UP FULL OF BEEF FIT TO POP?

what if oops, cap lock?

what if bah i'm not changing it?

what if we finish off the visit Friday night with big honkin' rib-eyes on the grill?

what if side dishes optional...?

what if it's all about the beef?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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What if when my folks finally came out of the dark, they too signed with AOL?

What if, but only for a short time?

What if I talked them into PeoplePC and they are very happy?

What if I know another scroller that has peoplepc and sends me silly dog songs?

What if I hope said scroller is not under a thick blanket of snow?



What that's me and the snow is melttting mellllllllting?

What if I've had people pc for a long time and have had good luck w/ it, if anyone cares?

What if no one does anymore since this discussion is over 24 hours old?

What if there is no more snow for the rest of the season for lila997?

What if I am not in shoveling shape as I have a boo boo on my toe?

What if it's likely a broken bone or at least a fractured one?

What if I told you that did it in a downhill skiing accident?

What if I didn't but I want the accident that caused the injury to sound much more trendy and sporty than it actually was?

What if the culprit was actually a particularly fiesty jar of salsa? Wink
 
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What if I think I'm taking a long lunch tomorrow?

What if and looking for a restaurant or bar with a big television?

What if curse CBS for scheduling Oklahoma State vs. SE Louisiana at 11:30 am?

What if even a 3ish start time would have been better as an excuse to ditch work early?

What if I'm sure I shouldn't have a celebratory beer at lunch?

What if that's probably against company policy?

What if good thing I'm a contractor and not an employee?

What if I wonder where Sara has been?

What if I expected some snark?





 
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What if I've been obsessed with playing my new MMORPG?

What if every spare hour that I can, I've been playing?

What if cause I have a 10 day free trial and I'm going to get the most out of it, damnit?

What if plus, I'm still in a rather good mood so don't expect any snark from me?

What if but of course that could all change at the drop of a hat?

What if but if it will make you feel better Nora, Oklahoma sucks, you suck, OSU sucks, so there? Wink Big Grin

What if now I must wolf down some food so I can play some more WoW?

What if cause tonight we're going to a St. Patrick's Day party?

What if laters?


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