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what if i took great pleasure in encouraging Shawn in her torture of Sara with her other-forumly news? what if i'm deliciously evil that way, dontcha know...? what if it's little things like doing and deriving plaesure from such encouragement that that allow me to let other unsuspecting yet undoubtably deserving souls escape my PMS-induced need to see them shimmer? what if heh i do miss Mad Liv? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if it figures you were the instigator? What if but being deliciously evil is fun? What if bring on the evil? What if I too miss Looney Liv? What if maybe I oughta bring her back? What if the way I'm feeling today, it wouldn't take much? What if dirty sparrows, they won't let the squirrels and the bees come down, and the sparkle is upset because there's no shimmers to be had? What if good girls get to sing and shimmer? What if and the liar mommy sparrow ended up winning the shiny and the toy soldiers just hate it when that happens? What if lol, that's enough Looney Liv for today? What if but stay tuned, she may yet make another appearance? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I still find it difficult to tell the difference between looney Liv and the normal Sara? What if j/k? What if I may have to put off my TX Bar plans until next February? What if all kinds of issues? What if I'm working on it, but if I don't resolve these issues by early next week it's no go for July? What if that's the way it goes sometimes?  | |||
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What if shaddup ho?  lolWhat if HA HA!!! I finally found the theme song to this show I've been looking for for months? What if I love thievin' music? What if hehe, the current sig quote's cause I just finished watching Dogma? What if Selma Hayek, mmmm-hm!?  What if the day's starting to look up just a bit? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I'm a liar, I shouldn't have said a damn thing? What if after 4 and a half years of dependable, reliable service, Faith has decided to break on me? What if the synchronizer in my manual transmission is out? What if we think? What if a sychronizer clutch helps a manual transmission make sliding gear changes by matching the speed between two rotating gears? What if  ?What if *sigh* if it ain't one thing, it's another? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if i believe i had a wonderful suggestion for a Mad Liv appearance a while back, now didn't i?  what if i guess it's a little late for that now? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if you're all making me want to do Mad Libs now? | |||
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what if that gives me an idea for a thread? what if i just hafta work out the details...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if glad to see I could help inspire what will probably be a hilarious thread? What if great God almighty I'm freakin' tired? What if didn't sleep until 2:30, was up researching synchronizers? What if and was up at 7:30 am trying to get it fixed and taken care of? What if I've been on the farm helping set up for tomorrow's Easter celebration? What if in the meantime, I get to drive the sweetest truck ever? What if that part's cool, but I really wish my car was fixed? What if KC and I are making confetti eggs with Tiff tonight for tomorrow? What if and I have a stupid birthday party to go to after that? What if Sunday, nobody better freakin' call or come by? What if cause death will be swift and painful? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if it's all about rebirth, ain't it? | |||
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What if mmm-hm? What if thank god for wrong diagnoses? What if shift cable had snapped, which is way cheaper than a synchronizer needing to be replaced? What if whew, you people have no idea how relieved I am? What if and now I think I can sleep? What if it would appear that I haven't pissed off all the deities up there cause someone cut me some slack? What if...thanks?  ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if, well i'm home for a week? what if happy easter everyone !?what if, failing that, happy non-specific day of chocolate eating everyone !?what if there were children sitting in my seat when i got on the train to go home? what if i almost didn't ask them to move because they scared me ?what if i was seconds away from deciding to stand awkwardly in the isle for 11hrs? what if laziness got the better of me? what if i showed them what's what? what if i think i ended up stealing their seat as well as reclaiming my own? what if victory was well and truly mine? what if i kind of wish i hadn't been seated so close to the toilets though? what if i'm just glad that there was a security guard prowling the train who was wearing some delightful scent - possibly lynx - which overpowered the less enchanting odours? what if i think the children gave me germs of some kind? what if they made my eye all bloodshot and really painful? what if i don't know how they did it, but i'm sure they did? what if the female one kept staring at me - initiating some voodoo curse no doubt? what if there was a baby as well and it kept crying and crying and crying? what if, lucky for me, it sounded more like a wolf cub than a human child, so it didn't bother me very much? what if i kept listening to "sunday morning" by maroon 5 and thinking of jason smith dancing to it ?what if sure, that was the dance that earned him the lowest score in the history of dancing with the stars (13 out of a possible 40), but the bit i kept picturing was hot ?what if, have i mentioned he's a fox ?what if i may go say hi to him at the easter show on monday? what if there's no way i'll get near him? what if i take some kind of snow plough with me so i can clear the way of screaming teens? what if, and then the boy will be mine - mine and no one elses !?what if ow, my eye still hurts ?what if i should sleep soon to ensure faster chocolate, and also the chance of eye-repair? what if i feel i've just now slipped into delerium? what if i'd better stop then? what if 'night all? --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if I can't believe that more than half a day has passed since a what if was posted? What if that's so sad? What if I'm doing something sadder? What if I'm trying to track down all my employment information from the last decade? What if one address phone number search took half an hour? What if I post the results here just so I can come back and refer to it again if I ever have to? What if I'm not actually sure if that was correct? What if that's my best guess? What if Easter Parade was just on? What if the something was wrong with the soundtrack? What if it kind of defeats the purpose of that movie if you can't hear Judy Garland? What if I haven't seen Sara on AIM in like forever? What if I have a favor to ask her? What if or at least a warning to give? What if Brigadoon is coming on now? What if I'm always a little iffy about that one? What if the story has some problems? What if the music is good though? What if it's almost like being in love? What if I go home to Bonnie Dee? | |||
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What if Jess is going to the Easter Show tomorrow, look out for her What if i think everything is planned for next weekend, i fear we won't hear from nouchy, and i hope argy is all cool still too What if fun fun fun ********************************* | |||
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What if it's been a while since I what iffed? What if I had my reasons, but I've forgotten now? What if I'm already out of things to say? What if, besides hoping that next week still goes according to plan? What if there isn't a real plan though? What if other than watching Xena and getting literally legless? What if I watched Kath & Kim for the first time in a while today? What if Absolutely Fabulous has been occupying my time? What if because it's pretty much all new to me, only ever seeing two or so episodes before? What if I vote Joanna Lumley for Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix? ____________________  | |||
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what if Salem occupies his time being absolutely fabulous? what if i envision vodka, lyposuction and La Croix? what if i just made myself laugh? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if i'm restless and bored? what if it's a dangerous combo? what if mix in PMS and...BOOM!? what if i'm off to perpetrate madness, mayhem and...hmmmm...something else with an 'm'...? what if but not merriment? what if merriment is right out? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if Nora should stop complaining as I jumped on AIM right after I read her post? What if consider it done? What if and for my next trick, I'm going to ignore everyone and level up on WoW today? What if cause I've been going and been around people nonstop for the past 3 days? What if today is my day for solitude? What if whatever shall I do, I have to house sit for my boss and she doesn't have WoW at her house? What if GAH!!? What if that just means I'll have to get in as much time as I can? What if I must go, things to kill, quests to do, levels to conquer? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if it was fun seeing mad liv's reemerge for a bit? What if I think of mad liv every time i hear Kate Bush singing "The Red Shoes?" What if I imagine a dancing mad liv whispering about shimmers and sparkles? What if I still think the race would make a fabulous movie? What if but not for my own personal gain? What if it was just a cool story? What if post-mad liv were to incorporate The Red Shoes into that scene with Dite and the singing on December 37th? What if it's just a haunting, awesome tune? What if with that said, I still think it's cool that Minya and Eli actually ended up helpin Xena anyway even if they were quite dead? What if kidneys...more uses than one knew? What if with that said....ONWARD! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if I find it interesting that this is the tamest pms I've ever had?  what if I hope i'm not speaking too soon?  What if all that's happened so far is that I've wanted to eat like a pig? What if I have been eating like a pig last two days? What if and bloating something awful? What if well at least I'm not killing something although i've had fantasies about killing a particular someone? What if someone I've never met but have reason to despise ferociously?  What if this someone farked with one of my friends in a rotten stinking way? What if that's a no no? What if well I'll settle for Karma kicking his putrid butt? What if gotta love Karma bay bee! What if instant Karma...cream and sugar with that? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if i been reading Freddy the Pig kids books lately? What if i used to read them long ago? What if i haven't found many good new novels lately? What if it takes longer to find a good book than it does to read it? What if graphic novels (manga) & comic books are better at story-telling than most new novels on the market? | |||
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What if i got a tim tam easter egg for easter? What if YUM ********************************* | |||
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what if bad things come in threes? what if i couldn't find jason smith at the easter show, i found out that paul hester died, and then i spilled coffee all over my favourite white shirt? what if good things come in threes? what if i met a friend from online, the music at the show was mostly green day with a hint of "rebel rebel", and i found a near-new pair of jeans that i didn't even know i had ?what if, and to top it all off, i have guns n roses to come home to? what if not to mention home and away being all about "robert" and his crazy new get-up - a black suit over a superman singlet, with a red bandana to accent it ?what if all-in-all it's been a pretty good day ?what if, now did someone say something about chocolate...? -------------------------------------- | |||
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What if I've got my son reading Freddy the Pig? What if between Harry Potters, that is? What if I need to unwind, I've had a messy morning? What if chicken and steaks were on sale so I thought I'd be brilliant and freeze some? What if...it's just not for me? What if the trash bag leaked, so raw chicken juice all over my Mexican paver floor, as well as on the knee of my comfy flannel jammies? What if do not put Mexican pavers on a kitchen floor? What if they're uneven and the grout joints are enormous? What if my house smells a lot like bleach and lysol right now, for some reason? What if we go back to being vegetarians if only for the ease of cleanup?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Fahrenheit, | |||
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What if i like the guns n roses song 'get in the ring' What if Jess wants to start reading HP 1, now she reckons she can read? What if jess isn't going to school today, since she didn't get home from the easter show till like 10.30 and she is STUFFED ********************************* | |||
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