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what if ame! you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that!? ~what if ohh, i wish this hadn't started a new page  ?--------------------------------------  | |||
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What if i need to remember embarassing things Argy did, but as pers usual, she probablyt didn't do any.. What if, can you guys think of anything? ********************************* | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if well, there was the "rust" issue, but she wasn't drunk for that  ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, your son is dead... bad luck for you ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I shall miss Maddie when she goes back to uni? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i just wanted to mention Argy's new puppies again, and everyone has to go see her thread about them? ********************************* | |||
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What if I'm trying to?...lol | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if I wish Ame would flash her tits at me more often? What if a girl can dream? What if they are such fine specimens? What if I said my equipment had 'rusted' from being married for so long? What if I then corrected myself and said that I meant it was well-oiled? What if everybody then quickly changed the subject? What if I thought just about everything I did was embarrassing? What if I just have no sense of shame, so my antics are only embarrassing for everybody else? What if I find it bloody hilarious to do stupid things? What if I try to get that picture of me tongue kissing that gnome at the Christmas party? What if the night at Salem's would have been perfect if I had remembered to drink from Ame's cleavage? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if you're both talking about this?  ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, damn it, i forgot about the cleavage thing. What if i just add it to my list for next time  ********************************* | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I feel bad that Gina Riley and Magda Szubanski are both nominated for a Logie, but Jane Turner isn't? What if I bet she's trying to act like she's happy for them, but she secretly resents them for it? What if she openly resents them for it? What if she probably won't go to the awards now? What if at least she'll get invited, unlike Laurie? What if she can come to my house and watch on TV? What if we can get drunk and she can abuse the hell out of everyone at the ceremony?  ____________________  | |||
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what if this is post 1985 for me - the same year i was born? what if, as such, i wanted to make it special? what if i thought long and hard all night and day of something to say in it, and finally came up with the fact that crowded house started in 1985 and so did home and away! ?what if, or so the legend goes...? what if on a related topic, the dream is over (no pun intended)? what if... *gives you some time to prepare yourselves for the shock* ...jason smith got voted out of dancing with the stars ?what if poor lil' kitten ?what if at least i got to see him rrrrrumba? what if i thought i was going to have a heart-attack and die - he was so sexy ?what if i really hope that cheating ...woman of the night, holly, doesn't win? what if go ian and tom!! kick that biatch's ass!!!>.<? what if well, i'm glad i got that off my chest? what if should probably be packing to travel tomorrow? what if drag ?what if...post 1985! woo!? what if wait...home and away is in it's 18th season and i'm 20, which means...hmm...? what if oh well, it was a good segway into important jason news - jason's special ?what if *sings*: Hey, hey, hey ,hey Ohhh... Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Tell me your troubles and doubts Giving me everything inside and out and Love's strange so real in the dark Think of the tender things that we were working on Slow change may pull us apart When the light gets into your heart, baby Don't You Forget About Me Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognise me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Ohhhh..... Don't you try to pretend It's my feeling we'll win in the end I won't harm you or touch your defenses Vanity and security Don't you forget about me I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Going to take you apart I'll put us back together at heart, baby Don't You Forget About Me Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me As you walk on by Will you call my name? As you walk on by Will you call my name? When you walk away Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? Come on - call my name Will you all my name? I say : La...la la la la...la la la la...la la la la la la la la la la la... ?~what if ok, i was thinking of neighbours. also good ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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what if i always liked that song...? what if i dispense with the miriad Breakfast Club quotes that it brought to mind...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if "wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity" is the first that popped into my head? What if then "I like that black shit"? What if those don't even mean anything out of context? What if my mind has a mind of its own? What if that sounded freaky? What if I don't see why we can't have some sort of celebrity dancing program? What if they'd probably just have sports people and singers I've never heard of, though? What if tv scheduling has gotten ridiculous? What if it's as if they don't care if they develop a loyal audience anymore, just so some people eventually tune in? What if everybody just picks a freaking night for each show and leaves it there? What if it's not rocket science? What if it is? What if the networks use the same math to schedule that they use in Ground Control to estimate yaw and pitch and ohms burns and what have you? What if they're going to have a thermal curtain failure if they're not careful? What if I just realized that Joan of Arcadia has always been on at 8 on Fridays, as far as I can remember? What if a lot of good it does, though, if the writers checked out a year ago? What if enough of Adam, seriously? What if though now I guess everyone would agree with that? What if I'm the only one here who watches Joan? What if I feel cool calling it just Joan, yet it's an acceptable abbreviation that many use and I therefore don't look like a doof, so everyone wins? What if I love a win-win? What if it looks like there were good, good times at Salem's house? What if I wonder why he didn't set a spinning intermittent sprinkler on the lawn people? What if that would've been awesome? What if when I picture their weekend I intercut it with scenes from "Party"? What if that's just natural, I think? What if Jane Turner reads the scrolls and she ascertains Salem's address by the types of grass in his lawn and she shows up at his house for the awards with an assortment of snacks? What if....was that out loud? What if I'm having an illicit cup of coffee left over from the pot I made for Paco this morning? What if if you haven't had some for a long time it really hits you fast? What if coffee, I mean? What if heh? What if Paco started a new job yesterday? What if he's just an employee now, so we're starting to really be able to relax? What if he was an owner before so work never stopped for him? What if we haven't had a real vacation in over 8 years? What if he's manager of the granite division at the new place with all manner of insurance and paid vacation time and profit sharing? What if plus he doesn't have to work Saturdays for the first time in many many years? What if zoiks? What if we've both been so wound up for so long with money worries and business worries and long hours that we didn't even realize how tense we were? What if the guys at his old company were saying a couple of months ago that Paco, who did the work of two or three people, should take a pay cut and work more hours? What if he was making a very reasonable (even a bit low for the industry standard) salary and working 80 hours a week? What if some of that is to be expected for a business owner, but the business was failing and he'd presented three well researched business plans and they wouldn't have any of it, they just wanted him to take less pay and see his children even less than he was? What if he told them he was leaving and they were all "but then we'll have to hire two guys to replace you"? What if yeah, where was that sentiment three months ago? What if so now he's making more money and working fewer hours and we may even take a vacation someday? What if can I get a woo-hoo? What if he worked on the house and played with the kids last Saturday? What if it was awesome? What if I just kissed my own arm for fun? What if my son is working on commas right now? What if I like homeschooling? What if the kids have little opportunity for awards (except in karate class) so I ordered a computer proficiency medal for Paco Jr. and a reading ribbon for Heitie Jr.? What if heh, neat? What if we're planning to have an anuual family darts tournament and there will be medals involved? What if I like medals? What if I still have mine from band, as well as the assorted academic trophies? What if heh, I was a mathlete? What if I should post this before my computer shuts down from overheating again? What if "three case fans is plenty, maam" my eye? | |||
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What if woo hoo? What if well you asked if you could get one, so there it is? What if ye gods I had forgotten just how busy the beginning of the month could be? What if I showed my apartments 3 different times today? What if and I really think two of those prospects will pan out, so YAY?!? What if tonight, relax, nice hot shower, watch the Shield w/ KC & Ryan? What if we get Tiff this weekend? What if her very first softball game is Saturday? What if I'm very excited for her? What if her Aunties KC & Sara and Uncy Ryan are going to take her out for ice cream when it's all over? What if good times? What if man I'm glad this day is almost over, whew? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if heh, thanks? | |||
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What if it's been an uneventful but eventful day? What if in the process i treated myself to a cheesesteak? what if it was quite yummy and I might add, just what the doctor ordered? What if I hope my husband kicks this stoopid guy he sings with up the rear end? What if I'd like to do it for him cuz he's annoying?  What if bleeh, assuming without even asking ME, that all rehearsals for a certain opera would be at(cough) MY HOUSE?  What if and this guy never gives me anymore roles just cuz i don't study with him anymore...so hey, fark off bud? What if uhhh not in MY house ya won't! What if rotfl don't get me goin when people are being dumasses? What if lol, well at least a few friends of mine are doing extremely well? What if that's kinda cool? What if i like to hear good news? What if it makes me grin and want to jump for joy? What if especially since there'd been a lot of bad news of late? What if anyway...ONWARD! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i just made the executive decision to give myself the day off? what if, well...particially off? what if i finally got a half-way decent night's sleep last night? what if the usual insomnia combined with new dog restlessness? what if yes, new dog? what if i didn't want to horn on Argy's puppy joy, but we too have a new arrival? what if we adopted Stella's occasional playmate, a friend's 2 yr. old Golden Retreiver boy, Maverick? what if they moved to an apartment and couldn't keep him? what if he's a big, purdy love if not a bit of a Nervous Nelly? what if Stella's bossiness doesn't encourage him to relax, i'm sure? what if he's settling in pretty well though? what if there's just a whole lot more dog energy in the house now? what if photos will follow...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Miss Suzie is dominating Mr Daniel? What if these female dogs seem to enjoy bossing around their male companions? What if Suzie learnt how to climb up the back steps, today? What if Daniel just kind of sat back and watched her with wonder? What if they're very good, these puppy things? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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What if speaking of puppy lurve, I saw the cutest, most adorable dog the other day? What if while KC and I were looking at a house for her parents? What if in the next yard, there stood a dog guaranteed to melt your heart? What if she was a Bagle, a bassett/beagle mix? What if so freakin' cute!? What if but she was loved and cared for and had tags but I just wanted to steal her and take her home and love her forever? What if I want a Bagle? What if sucks no dogs allowed at my apartment? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if that does suck sara i have that problem too? What if but I'm actually thinking of moving so hopefully we'll get a place where there's dogs allowed? What if that bagle sounds so sweet...reminds me of the beagles i housesit for sometimes? What if you couldn't find three sweeter doggies anywhere? What if I'd love a lab tho, black or yellow or cream? What if my husband loves big dogs? What if they're so cool? What if I think even my cats would like them if they were puppies first? What if onward...time to get a job? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if dogs are of the good? What if I had to meet my boss halfway from her house this afternoon cause lol, she forgot her laptop? What if she brought my two favorite doggies, Pippi and Elke, to see me? What if I luvs me my Elke, she's a cute mini schnauzer? What if y'know, screw you people, I finally turn on AIM and no one's on? What if figures, I get on to stop Nora's occasional bitching and Keh! she ain't even online? What if fine, I'll go rearrange my study/game room and then play some WoW? What if so there? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Sara isn't alone in her WoW obsession? What if it's number ten in most of the world's best selling games lists? What if, by "the world's", I don't just mean the US? What if I almost caved and bought a GameCube yesterday? What if it was jet black, with a black controller, a Metroid game and a Metroid top plate? What if all that was only $150?  What if I saw a cool, flat LCD screen that was small enough to fit in my bedroom, and would have matched it perfectly? What if the screen was $900? What if I then came to my senses and ran out of the shop? What if I'm going to buy Zelda and the Minnish Cap today instead for $70? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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What if I start bitching about something? What if dammit all to hell? What if I missed both Sara and Argeaux? What if I must be cursed? What if it certainly did rain on me all day? What if I just want the madness to stop? What if the madness stopped and I didn't know what to do next? What if someone joins me in one of my obssessions? What if, oh...wait, I forgot about beer? What if Sara smuggles me a Victoria Bitter? What if mmmm....beer?  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I'm here, bitch, so shaddup? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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