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What if Ame, you would make a fabulous Art model? What if serious, they'd snap you right up? What if all you scrollers would be snapped up and drawn or sculpted or painted? What if I get naked for a living and am proud?  What if ahhh the art modeling world where you can say that and know you ain't talkin about something too controversial?  What if...lol then again depends on who ya say it to? What if I've had many people look at me with google eyes when i say I do the Art model thing? What if sighs, some people are so weird? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if I'm not sure I'd have the patience to sit and let myself be painted or sculpted? What if fidgety? What if only 6 more days til I get to see my girl?  ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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WHat if yayyy Sara and Keri in 6 days! What if lol yeah, all my hard lessons of sitting still as a child paid off for this job? What if yoga also helps?  What if I just wish it were more lucrative? What if oh well, not complaining when I have sunday off? What if ahhhh, sunday, wonder if i should go outside or veg in front of the comp all day? What if decisions, decisions? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I don't do the dishes? What if they are getting pretty high? What if I wiggle my nose and poof they were done? What if Okay that probably wouldn't happen? What if it would be nice if it did? What if my belly is full? What if I had a toasted sub from Subway? What if it was gooood? What if I appreciate Kate for what she does for a living? What if I love art? What if I miss taking classes? What if I need to go back to school? What if one step at a time? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if this post is continued from the "i like it when" thread? What if OH NO! they had no tim tams at Jungle Jim's in Sin-Sin-addy (Cincinnati for the edjicated peoples)? What if they said they's tryin to get more tim tams in? What if i phone 'em in August before vacation & see if they have any tim tams? What if this could be the first year since '99 that i ain't got no tim tams? What i no can handle a summer & fall without tim tams (as i usually buy lots of 'em at Jungle Jim's)? What if they do have an excellent selection of international foods & stuffage there & i didn't go home empty handed by no means at all? What if my cat wondered where the heck i went to but got over it as soon as she got new fresh food upon my return? What if happy mama day to all scroll mom's and moms of scrollers and especially to mama xc (wish papa xc was here to celebrate with us)? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if happy mama day to mama xc and i'm sure papa xc was there with you two in spirit? What if happy mother's day to Tiki and Ame all other mommies of the scrolls? What if my cats made this a wonderful mothers day for me by purring in my ear incessantly this morning? What if they made me breakfast too? What if kidding lol, but a girl can dream right? what if it was a lovely day anyway cuz john and i went for a killer walk in the woods? What if it was awesome? What if afterwards we had pasta and now i'm gonna make chocolate crepes? What if laters? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if thankees for kind words, WP9, from xc family? What if our cats did make us breakfast? But what if it was Purina People Chow? What if Purina People Chow for breakfast, lunch & dinner? What if maybe the cats fed us some Iams Adult People Food once & awhile for a change? What if the cats kept the chocolate to themselves? But what if the cats had to go work while the ppl stayed home & slept? What if i'd take Purina People Chow if i didn't have to go to work? | |||
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What if  , I have way too much furniture in my living room right now?What if and no where to really put it? What if lol, and I'm blind and dumb when it comes to arranging things? What if so tomorrow, KC is coming over to give it her "girl's eye" view? What if whew?  What if I have to say, the Lay-Z Boy is the coolest thing I got today? What if comfy recliners are the best? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if I finished the dishes? What if YAY!? What if it wasn't so bad once I started? What if I'm glad that Sara is happy with her Lazy-Z Boy? What if my sisters have encouraged me to put up an online photo album? What if this could be the end of civilization as we know it? What if they don't know what they have gotten themselves into? What if MWAHAHAHAHAH? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I feel like I've had a busy day? What if no time to myself it seems? What if except maybe 30 mins and now? What if I'm stressed because of people and work and other crap? What if but I'm also extremely happy 'cause I get to see my girl in 6 days? What if it's a weird balance, lol? What if I have to go to the doctor tomorrow about my migraines? What if bleeeh, on my day off too? What if please send good vibes to Keri that she'll be able to get the doc to write her a note for work? What if 'cause management are a-holes? What if see, no stress here, none at all, lol? What if I'm hot? What if I feel like a big ball of nothing at the moment? What if okay no, I really am hot, I'm going to get a glass of crushed ice cold water? | |||
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What if only 5 more days now? What if I hate Mondays? What if I hope my baby's dr. appt. goes okay? What if yeeeesss, give her the note, you will give her the note? What if *sweeps hand over in the classic form of the Jedi mind trick* you will write her the note? What if hey, it can't hurt? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if *giggles at her girl* apparently your Jedi mind tricks work wonders baby? What if that's my girl? What if YAY, I got the note, I got the note, I got the note!? What if that means management can't screw me over anymore and I'm "forcing their hand" so they have to make me a seller now? What if pssh, you don't mess with Keri? What if tell her she needs a dr note to get the seller position on Saturday, she'll have one for you the next time she goes back to work on Tuesday, mwahahaha? What if seller here I come, yaaaay? What if and oh thank God, sleep here I come, yaaaay? What if and hopefully, good-bye my every day migraines, yaaaay? What if Happy Keri? What if and to top it all off...5 MORE DAYS!!? What if *cough* sue me, I'm happy *cough*? | |||
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What if summer is here? What if no, really? What if my summer-weight suit is feeling a bit too heavy? What if damn humidity? What if it was really too hot to sleep last night? What if I'd planned to go to my temp job for the morning to get in a few hours of guaranteed pay? What if I decided to spend my morning at home instead? What if every now and then you just have to do that? What if quick, relate Blind Willie McTell to eyezoom in six degrees or fewer?  | |||
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What if I am not? What if I am the star sign of the non-believer? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if you know too much and must be ... liquidated? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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what if, well, i have another thing crossed off my list of things to do before i die ?what if i did indeed have a good time at the football, not that i saw any of the actual game? what if, but there was a celebrity match before hand, for which i literally pushed people aside to get a front-row spot for? what if why, you ask? what if in excess of 6 very good reasons? what if trevor from big brother? what if daniel macpherson?? what if blair mcdonough??? what if isabel lucas o_o??? what if sam atwell 0_0!?? what if CHRIS FREAKIN' HEMSWORTH !!!?!?!?!?!>.<<img src="https://bingoze.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->?what if i trotted off directly after this game to spy on them all in the showers? what if sadly, all i saw was a member of "zinc" in a towel (which i really hadn't intended to do, but there you go)? what if, so i returned to stand at the back of my associates whilst the main game got under way? what if THEN i decided to go for a walk, and who should i see but blair mcdonough coming right at me!? what if and and and and and! GUESS who was walking with him!!!?!?!?>.< what if eeeeeehhhhhhhh.....CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!>_<<img src="https://bingoze.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin: -->?what if by gum it were magical ?what if i was (and still am) pretty sick, so i didn't dare touch them lest i infect them with my germs? what if also, ISABEL LUCAS!! was not far behind them, and it might have been awkward if i'd tackled her boyfriend to the ground and started pashing him right in front of her o.o? what if some boyfriend though, he went on ahead while she was being mobbed by about a dozen crazy people, demanding her autograph and photographic evidence of her being there? what if i could see the fear and confusion in her eyes, though she smiled so politely? what if my poor dear tash  ?what if, if i'd have still been drunk i'd have kicked everyone out of the way and carried her to safety ('cause she's quite tiny)? what if "and iiiiiiiiieeeiiiii..." *kick kick* "will always love youuuuuuoooo-ooo-ooo..." *kick kick* "i will always, love youuuu...." ?what if also, a frog landed on me from a tree - i take that to be a sign of very good fortune ?what if all in all - top night!! ?what if, now if i could just get jason in a cage...? --------------------------------------  | |||
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what if Action Lesbian smells BS? what if Episode 2: Action Lesbian & Dainty Girl Battle the Bureacratic BS Behemoth? what if Blind Willie to Ray Charles cuz they're both blind, Ray Charles to former Houston Oiler Ray Childress cuz they're both named "Ray" with the last initial "C," Ray Childress to eyezoom as she looks up from her keyboard at his autograph on an old Oilers cap? what if ?This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom, WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if today sucks? What if but only 4 more days? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if yay, Keri got the note? What if way to go, Sara? What if I'm jealous that xc's nice cat made him and mama xc purina people chow? What if my kitties need to catch on? What if mmmm it'd be lurvely to see my lil Aradia waking me up with coffee every morning? What if and Figaro carrying a nice tray of people chow lol...not too shabby? What if john and I need a job we can do that is lucrative and don't stress us much? What if the government just paid me to exist for the rest of my life? What if hey...if i can't dream, I can't live? This message has been edited. Last edited by: Free Madness, "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if thanks Kate? What if today is better than yesterday? What if only 3 more days til my girl is here? What if woo hoo? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if Whoo hoo, magic number 3? What if John and I may just have a solution to our money situation? What if I hope it works? What if if only temporary until september when the modelling work picks up? What if wish us luck? What if laters? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if good luck to you and John? What if holy crap I am so freakin' bored? What if my supervisor has gone home for the day so I think I'll have a nice slack off day? What if now what to do with myself? What if it's too bad I can't play WoW here at work? What if be proud people, I haven't logged on to WoW in the past 6 days? What if hmm, when all else fails, Yahoo games? What if off to play something, laters? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if dammit? what if i thought i'd made a doctor appointment for 3 pm today that is actually for tomorrow? what if yet another gassy, rumbly, acidy, burpy, biley, generally yucky day? what if i was really hoping to get the process of getting this fixed today? what if le is treating me like a ticking gall bladder time bomb as it is? what if not to worry, any jokes relating to my age and all "gall" references have been covered by bloodyclownboy already, thanks? what if bah! again i say, BAH!? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if though I don't doubt bcb's skills, I'm sure there's prolly a joke left or two...or six? What if but since you're feeling so poorly, I'll abstain? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if i'm actually experincing a bubbly situation right now that is not so much uncomfortable as bizzare? what if it feels like there's a bubble machine in my abdomen? what if...pop...burble, burble, burble, pop... burble pop? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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