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<Chiana>
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Originally posted by lookin' very very pretty tonight...:
what if "your honor, the tree is being unresponsive. permission to treat the tree as a hostile witness..."?


What if that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
 
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What if what's even funnier is that I doubt Nora would wait for the judge to say "yes"?

What if she'd just go right ahead and take a match to that tree?

What if Tree vs. (insert zoom's RL last name here), a landmark case?

What if heh?

What if I was feelin' nostalgic for the good ol' Clan McLimerick days?

What if hence the name change?

What if 'if it's nae Scottish, it's crap'?


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What if the tree did talk?

What if I'm very good at making witnesses talk?

What if smash





 
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What if I am incredibly backlogged in What ifs, so here I am?

What if first I will say, yaaay to seeing Andy again? Smile

What if I STILL have the best girlfriend ever, it cannot be argued? Big Grin

What if hehe, and yes I saw the price of the WoW strategy thingamabob, and figured you prolly hadn't bought it, hehe?

What if I have a feeling I will understand the WoW obsession when I see it?

What if it's good to have a girlfriend who can appreciate video games?

What if lol, although I tend to have my appreciation limits once playage time has hit past 4 hours? Wink

What if good Kate, no bad IMs from me, yes yes?

What if I think it's a pretty cool site myself, so yes, I'd like it to remain intact?

What if Yahoo contacted me today asking for my secret answer so they could restore me to the account?

What if I sent in my answer and they're STILL butt-slow in responding, ugh? Razz

What if you're making me hungry with the cake talk...which isn't hard to do since it's almost din-din time?

What if you're welcome, Maddie, giving credit where credit is due? Smile

What if LOL, oh that image of Nora calling the tree a hostile witness is one of the funniest things I've heard all day, LOL? Big Grin

What if Argy has stumbled upon eggs comeback advertising, a la milk, "eat eggs?"..."got milk?"?

What if *cough* I am easily entertained?

What if hehehe, can SO see Nora lighting the tree on fire, hehehe?

What if oooh, Nora's good, er....?
 
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what if lol, it may be the maple syrup sugar-rush talking, but hah! ?


What if it was splenda, Maddie, and "sugar-free" syrup(sweetened with aspertame i guess hehe)--but hey who knows, artificial sweeteners do odd things too?Big Grin

What if Argy, there were eggs in the cake?Wink

What if but I will probably make a cheese omelette tomorrow cuz i miss them, and they're tasty?Smile

What if john needs to pick up more canadian bacon?

What if rotfl...good on ya, Nora, makin the tree talk?Big Grin

What if but can ya make a tree SING?

What if...I can?WinkBig Grin

What if lol, no i had no splenda or caffeine, I'm just overtired now?Razz

What if and my friend just had a good day?

What if that makes me happy?

What if now i must clean my house, bleeeh?Razz

What if Keri I'm glad Yahoo followed up even if just halfway?Razz

What if weee, Sara has Aretha in her sig!Big Grin

What if life is strangely good at the moment except i have a stiff neck?Razz

What if, oh well, time to sweep the floor?Razz

What if laters?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I don't like eggs?


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What if weee, Sara has Aretha in her sig!Big Grin


what if while Aretha surely sang those words and sang 'em fine, they're actually Carole King's, not Aretha's?

what if i feel compelled, as one of the Scroll senior citzens, to edumacate you younguns on such things?

what if Carole King's Tapestry album is one of the best bits of songwriting from the early 70's...?

what if 'Natural Woman,' 'You've Got a Friend,' 'It's Too Late,' "So Far Away,' 'Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow,' etal?

what if a lot of people sing Carole's songs?

what if she needs a theme night on American Idol?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

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What if zoom beat me to the punch?

What if I've always loved Carole King?

What if mmm, I need to pick up one of her CDs?

What if Recycled Books, Tapes, & CDs baby, yeah!?

What if hehehehe, Scroll Senior Citizens....heheheheheh? Big Grin evil


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What if Tapestry is in the CD case in my truck?

What if I feel the Earth move under my feet?

What if I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down?

What if I go post some lyrics in subtext?



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What if I like Tapestry? Smile

What if I'm sick and tired of writing about 'voice' and it's only been 1500 words?

What if I have 1500 words to go?

What if I need ... to ..... sleeeeepzzzzzzzzzzzzz?


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what if while Aretha surely sang those words and sang 'em fine, they're actually Carole King's, not Aretha's?



WHat if woops, I knew that...jsut wasn't thinkin straight, too much on the brain?Razz

What if I was thinkin of the last time I heard that song, when ARetha sang it...but I remember that Carole wrote it?Big Grin

What if Carole does rock, I love what i've seen of her live...even if it was just on tv?Big Grin

What if Bruce Springsteen jammed with her once or twice...unfortunately I missed that tho?Razz

What if I always loved that song about feelin the earth move under my feet?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I should be gathering my laundry to go to the laundromat?

What if but I got sidetracked?

What if I have to say that KC is one of the best friends I've ever had? Smile

What if and she shows it over and over again?

What if and this time, I actually told her so? Smile

What if I think I'll gather the laundry up now?

What if I'm kind of tired?

What if I need to go this weekend and purchase new towels...and new sheets?

What if RED ones? Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

What if heh?


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What if i went 12 days without what if'n?

What if i lost 6 lbs of what if's in that time?

What if the what if bartender didn't have to call me a cab cuz i wasn't a whatifaholic for 12 days?

What if no what if's were shot up my veins & dat what if monkey on my back is back in the what if zoo?

What if b-b-b-but i had ta returns here?

What if gimme dat what if needle i'm a shootin up?

What if baretender hit me again with some strong what if's?

What if i just gained a half lb of what ifs back?

What if i can't say naw to what if'n?

What if the what if monkey is back- but at least it's got Jennifer Connelly's face? Smile
 
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What if hehehehehe?

What if *cough* *blush* don't mind me? Razz

What if the Yahoo crap got cleared up finally?

What if woo hoo!? Big Grin

What if and everything was in order, site, email, IMs, so yay?

What if it also looks official that I'm moving from the inventory team to seller at work?

What if YAY, now I won't have to wake up at 5:00am anymore, AND I'll be doing something I love to do for once? Big Grin

What if I'm a Happy Keri?

What if and I'm a Hungry Keri, must make Mom come out and celebrate with me for a nice dinner?

What if she better be in the mood when I wake her? Razz
 
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What if welcome back to the what if monkey, XC?Big Grin

What if it's niiiice here?Big Grin

What if hey...I gave up smoking twelve years ago, and gave up drinking two months ago...I am NOT givin up my what iffin!Big Grin

What if I'm glad Keri's yahoo is behavin again?

what if congrats on the seller thing too?Big Grin

What if i'm glad things are workin out for people, well most people?

What if now if i just find another job and a cheaper place to live....we'll be set?Razz

What if at least my house is cleaner?

What if Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I went to get a fingerprint card made last night?

What if the police refused to do it?

What if I asked where to go?

What if the desk guy told me and acted like he was going to ask me why I needed my fingerprints taken, but I was already walking away?

What if I had to go the sheriff's office?

What if they charged me $5?

What if the clerk asked me if I was paying by check or money order?

What if I said I'd pay cash?

What if he said, "We don't take cash here"?

What if I had to write a check for $5?

What if today was Ask a Lawyer day in Oklahoma?

What if I answered the hotline this evening?

What if some crazy folks call in?

What if I did get to tell someone she didn't need a lawyer?

What if not yet, anyway? Wink

What if I sent many more to Lawyer Referral Services?

What if I sometimes feel like much of my time is spent saying "You are talking to a lawyer"?

What if I so should have had a receptionist?

What if it happened in person yesterday?

What if the court clerk didn't realize I was the attorney?

What if I was of uniform? smash





 
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What if I thought everybody had to take cash?

What if because "legal tender for all debts, public and private"?

What if but, apparently, since I just looked it up, I see that private businesses and the like can just decide for themselves?

What if that's crappy, there ought to be at least one universal currency that everybody takes so we don't have to carry twelve payment types everywhere?

What if I would have thought that was cash, but my mistake? Roll Eyes

What if I've felt like crud for days, but after a lovely chiropractic appointment this morning I'm on the way to recoveryville?

What if knock wood?

What if I mean that the more wholesome, supersticious way, so shut up?

What if honestly?

What if anyways, neck pain is almost better and the related three-day headache looks like it will not course into four days?

What if oh yes, The Amazing Race was AWESOME this week?

What if HA!, I wish I taped it so I could rewatch and say HA! some more?

What if I'm all giggly waiting for the recap? Big Grin
 
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What if your cheque had bounced?

What if that dude would wished he'd have taken your cash then?


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What if I just ate 58g of straight Vegemite? Eek

What if sometimes a gal will do anything rather than study?


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What if *cringes in rememberance of Vegemite*?

What if damn, that's hardcore?

What if sometimes, I hate being a girl? Razz

What if it'd be nice if we all had a switch to flip to shut our brains off so we'd stop thinking?

What if at least it's Friday?


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What if I've never tried vegemite?Razz

What if I still remember eating all those tim tams tho!Big Grin

What if it's nice to have a day off?

What if even tho i have to go somewhere?Razz

What if I hope it's at least warm outside, I'm a bit done with the skitzophrenic philly springs?Roll Eyes

What if oh well, time for caffeine?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if owwww?

What if my icon is me with a migraine?

What if because I'm getting a migraine as we speak?

What if this is really beginning to annoy me?

What if but at least once I get my seller position, I should sleep better and get rid of them for the most part?

What if owwww?

What if *sigh* I guess that means nap time for...ah crap! I can't nap, I have history homework *grumble grumble*?

What if ah screw it, I can nap for awhile and then do homework, it can wait?

What if yes, 'cause otherwise I'll have a migraine while trying to concentrate on homework and that just won't do? Razz

What if ewww, vegemite, gross? Razz

What if owww, right, going now?
 
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What if it'd be nice if we all had a switch to flip to shut our brains off so we'd stop thinking?


What if that's why motivation is so difficult to come by?

What if all that thinking gets in the way of doing stuff?

What if I have 3 overdue DVD's, that have been due for days, but I still haven't watched them?

What if I, am the laziest person in all of greater Procrastinacia?
 
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What if I hope my girl's migraine is gone when she wakes up? Smile

What if I loves you Keri? Smile Smile

What if sorry, had to be a little mushy and lovey?

What if and now, I'm off, to go eat and then see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

What if sweeeet? Big Grin


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What if the answer to all these question threads is 42?

What if the answer to life, the universe & everything is on pg 42 of this 'what if' thread?

What if that answer on pg 42 is also 42?

What if by clicking back on pg 42, the universe explodes?

What if just xc explodes instead?

What if that said, all scrollers are racin to click on pg 42?

What if hopes i blows up real good li
 
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