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what if agreed - that chronos stone is coming in handy Wink?

what if i don't suppose callisto wants to go back in time and prevent hera from killing a certain semi-almost-kinda-god of war??

what if hehe, on second thoughts, it's probably best not to incur hera's wrath Razz?

what if *missing looney livia already*Frown?

what if, so i'm dead and i'm not a guardian - argh!

what if and i had a dream that sara was trying to kill me o_o?

what if hera was right, it sucks to be me Frown?

what if *bitter - bitter and twisted...and bitter*?

what if i'm listening to "exodus" - this isn't helping anything Frown?

what if *hugs sirius and lupin* oh well, at least you guys still love meSmile?

~what if ooh new page - in the words of sara, "take that bitches!"Big Grin?


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what if Beacky Beaver's Annual Party of Catering Hell is behind me once again, and i have exerted my dominion over it righteously?

what if it's all downhill from here?

what if a few good sized speedbumps not withstanding?

what if December always damn near breaks me, but since i never really have holiday spirit which why should i really because i don't really believe in the whole Baby Jesus thing per se anyway, and i'm sure this pain-riddled, sleep-deprived rant was going somewhere.....oh right...since i don't do the ho-ho-ho-ho thing except to appease family, i might as well work my ass off and take all the money the consuming public cares to throw at me in the name of their own festivities, excesses and celebrations?

what if BAH!?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if dite does the ho-ho-ho thing?

What if dite is the ho ho ho thing?

What if gotta zug-zug me?
 
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What if dite & xc fight for SOUL OCCUPANCY! of the same loser soul?

What if whoever wins, uh, still loses?

What if dite wins and falls for Jennifer Connelly?

What if xc wins and sports a blonde afro?

What if whoever wins, the scrolls still loses cuz one of them will still be here?
 
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What if I rewrite that Christmas Carol story starring ALTI as scrooge?Big Grin Wink

What if ho ho ho, Minya likes the ho ho ho thing, baby jesus or no?Wink

What if cuz oddly enough it was the only time Minya's family was ever uh--normal?

What if well, normal in a nice way?Smile

What if stoopid bloody paper, I'll email it to him before christmas--promise!Razz

What if...after this....NO MORE SCHOOL!! For awhile.Big Grin

What if my sister took me shopping tonight for christmas?

What if she bought me jeans, two sweaters and a nice top?Big Grin

What if they look damn good?

What if I"m looking forward to having a day job i can throw away at the end of the day and pick up some CASH!

What if hmmmm, simple pleasures. Rum Ambrosia, anyone?WinkBig Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i'm scheduled for a sleep over at salem's house?

what if i came online to tell him i'm leaving here soon, but he appears to be away?

what if *frets*Frown?

what if apparently that nephew of mine has nicked off with father's car keys - how terribly amusing?

what if i got roped into listening to idol cds?

what if that's all well and good but i'm sort of in a hurry here?

what if or i was - now i don't want to leave until salem stops being away Frown?

what if oh, parents are asking if i'm ready to go - ehh!?

what if i just hide under a pile of coats and hope everything works out some how?


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What if I'd just assumed everything was as we planned?

What if I almost didn't come back upstairs, and would have been waiting for ages?

What if we're going to go roaming the streets looking at lights?

What if because no one wanted to go to Carols in the Domain with us?

What if we're having our own carols, with blackjack and hookers?

What if Maddie isn't aware of that?

What if she's in for a surprise when she gets here? Wink

What if I kid?

What if I had pizza and feel violently ill?


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what if home from the xmas party?

what if can't be bothered to capitalize?

what if sweet, so scored on presents?

what if inuyasha vols 1 & 2 on dvd AND ghost in shell movie?

what if SNAP bitches? Big Grin

waht if madogis quoting me is weird?

what if but i would so say 'take that bitches'?

what if so take that b itches?

what if way too much to drink, but feeling groovy?

what if going to go to sleep, coley's b-day tomorrow?

what if and i must get balloons for kids?

what if helium blah?

what if sleepy sara, sleepy time?

waht if so take that bitches?

waht if i never kill anyone in dreams, just in real life? Big Grin

what if kidding...or am I? Big Grin evil

what if oi, where's my shiny stars bitches?

what if not that i'm ungrateful?

waht if or am I? lol


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what if oi, where's my shiny stars bitches?
What if I don't appreciate being referred to as 'bitches'? smash


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What if Livia hasn't figured out yet that she is the bitch.

What if, the Starless Bitch, whilst we're at it?


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what if in the Alti rewrite of The Christmas Carol, Alti is not Scrooge but the Ghost f Christmas Hell?

what if cuz i know we've all experienced Christmas Hell at one time or another?

wht if i had to go all Alti on a squirrel yesterday?

what if it was a mercy killing, okay?

what if i was inside & heard Stella in play growl mode that almost always indicates interaction with another animal?

what if i went outside to find my blood-stained Malamute "playing" a fat little squirrel to death?

what if it was obviously mortally damaged, but not quite dead and liable to linger?

what if so i had to finish the job?

what if the best way i found to do this involved a hoe ?

what if the neighbor's 5 insanely barking dogs were raging just across the fence the entire time?

what if the entire enterprise was fairly disturbing?

what if but then i made a lovely squirrel hat
and that made me feel better?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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What if my favorite, loverly bitches?

What if no?

What if alright then, I throw myself at your feet?

What if besides, we all know that I'm Argy's bitch anyways? Big Grin

What if I must get ready soon for Cole's 1st birthday party? Smile


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Originally posted by an enduring evil...:

what if but then i made a lovely squirrel hat
and that made me feel better?
What if that sounds purdy?


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what if i spent the night in salem's bed?

what if at one point, he was naked?

what if ok, so i was asleep in his old bed and he was in the shower down the hall, but still Razz?

what if we went staggering through the streets of umina, singing songs and...creating wrongs?

what if there was "v" involeved Razz?

what if salem was wearing his "poing" shirt with the happy ferret on, and i had my matchbox 20 shirt and glasses?

what if we were so lucky not to have got beaten up?

what if then we came home and watched the carrols on tv, where i saw robbie on stage breifly at the end, and i demanded to reweind and watch him again...in slow-motion Big Grin?

what if tim campbell (dan of home and away) was frickin' awesome Big Grin?

what if we also watched the viccar of dibly and kath and kim - fun ^_^?

what if 'twas a happy happy night indeed Smile?


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What if shiny stars?

What if FIRE EMBLEM for my GBA?

What if ta to Argy for the recommendation?

What if I somehow got conned into buying the strategy book?

What if but I think that was more cause a pretty girl was doing her saleswoman thing?

What if *shrug* sue me, I'm only human?

What if I have 3 new InuYasha dvds I need to watch?

What if also Ghost in the Shell?

What if AND KC got me the InuYasha figurines all the way from Hong Kong?

What if my friends are so cool? Big Grin


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What if we stayed out til past 10pm, woo!? Razz

What if eeee, I have a Sirius and Lupin to call my own? Big Grin

What if and a James and Peter and Crookshanks? Big Grin

What if when I was unwrapping the individual animals, it didn't click why she had chosen those particular animals?

What if hehe? Razz

What if "Lupin is still in my pants!"?

What if the race game is turning messy?

What if I was hoping Callisto would win?

What if it makes me happy I bailed out when I did?

What if I hope we do go to the gosford Carols on tuesday?

What if total subject change there?


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what if i agree, i had hoped callisto would win aslo?

what if oh well, maybe if certain people hadn't done certain things, she may have *cough*?

what if lol at lupin Big Grin?

what if i look forward to real-live carols also - i wonder if they can rope marty from idol into singing there, like they did with lauren last year Smile?

what if that would be neat ^_^?

what if ooh, especially if he was to come and hang out with my sister for the night (cause they're friends)Smile?

what if the last message i got from salem was "i hear whistling outsideFrown" ..and then he was gone o_o?

what if yuhh ohh...?


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What if the monitor did the thing my old one did before it died, so I got paranoid and ran for it?

What if I think it was overheated?

What if I got third degree burns by touching the top of it?

What if I let it cool down for a few hours?

What if the sun has gone to bed now, so it's not that hot here anymore?

What if so here I am, without a worry in the world? Smile

What if I love my Marauders?


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what if Big Grin


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what if the ****ing internet is ****ing ****ING me around?

what if *pop-ups obscuring reply window* **** OFF YOU ***ING *****ES!!!!>_<

what if and now the ****ing son of **** has ****ing cut out A-****ING-GAIN!?!?!?

what if so many many stars...perhaps i should have posted this in fight club?

what if "i know i can stop the *pain* if i will it all away" >_<?

what if, if only Frown?

what if *SIGH! - reconnects in order to post*Mad?

what if i'm far too ****ing pissed off to be communicating with people right now?

what if **** it, i'm going to sleep?

what if, if i CAN sleep with thoughts of *gulp* jabberwockies in my head Frown?

what if that poor egg never had a chance *cries*?

what if anyway, i'll see you all on the other side of madness - the far darker side?

what if i hope the world will seem a little brighter in the morningRoll Eyes?


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What if a lotta ****'s in above post?

What if **** looks like an email password?

What if &%#$ replaces ****?

What if i don't give a **** or a %#&@?
 
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what if i'm slightly less agitated today, slightly?

what if, if i get disconnected again though, i'm likely to kill something?

what if *calming breath...*?

what if i want to watch the last unicorn?

what if "there are no happy endings because nothing ends"?

what if...yep?

what if everyone in the game hates me Frown?

what if jeez, i only killed three innocent people - come on!?

what if oh well, i'm not here to make friends, evidently?

what if gosh and bother, this whole situation is a dilly of a pickle?


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What if ding dong the bitch is dead?

What if I got my Xmas tree up and decorated?

What if it looks purty?

What if I'm missing a squirrel tail for it though?

What if Stella decides to get me one for christmas?

What if that's okay, I don't really want a squirrel tail ornament?

What if a shrunken head on the other hand?

What if just kidding?

What if Auntie Callisto will still be available for you advice needs?

What if you'll just need a medium?

What if Wink





 
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What if don't be a spaz, spaz? Razz

What if hate's a strong word, more like loathe?

What if what is this word "friends"?

What if tomorrow I must be at work at 8 am to winterize our properties?

What if suckage, suckage, suckage? Razz

What if but at least I don't have to sit at my desk pretending to have things to do, heh?


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what if the internet and msn are screwed for me again?

what if i don't even have the strength to swear about it?

what if sometimes i wonder if it's worth all this grief and suffering?


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