What if Argy whispered to Ully "Pssst, did you know that we are trying to see who can write the LONGEST 'What if' of all time, so you don't HAVE to stick to just two lines?"

What if Argy stood back to watch the hilarity ensue?

What if tiki got amnesia?

What if...I forgot?

What if, what was the name of this thread, again?

What if, what's my name, and where the heck am I, and what am I doing here?

What if CEN had a new favourite song and it wasn't even in english?

What if Tiki woke up in the morning and STILL couldn't remember last night?

What if Ame was actually Tom?

What if Argeaux was allergic to horses?

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What if Tiki woke up in the morning and STILL couldn't remember last night?

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What if that's happened quite a few times in tiki's sordid past?

What if...Hope was framed?

What if I friggin love this thread?

What if you're a subber but you think Xena is straight?

What if you're a shipper but you think Xena is gay?

What if Xena and Gabrielle really were just exchanging water?

What if Pinky and the Brain finally took over the world?

What if Argo and Ephiny got married?

What if Argo rode Xena?

What if Argo The Second was called Arju(Argo Junior)?

What if Xena fought with a staff and Gabrielle fought with a sword?

What if Xena wanted Gabrielle to follow her in Sins of the Past and it was Gabrielle who told Xena to go away?

What if Xena had brown eyes and Callisto had blues eyes?

What if Callisto's parents were killed by Gurkhan instead of Xena?

What if Xena fell for Perdicus?

What if Joxer loved Lila?

What if Perdicus was gay?

What if Xena wore glasses?

What if Gabrielle still played that flute from Season 1?

What if Argo participated in one of the musicals?

What if Gabrielle ditched Xena for Najara?

What if Xena never learned the pinch?

What if there wasn't a convenient cave for sleeping or a convenient river for fishing?

What if Xena's whip was made of licorice?

What if there wasn't a furry thing at the end of Gabrielle's staff?

What if Ares really was Xena's father?

What if Ares was Gabrielle's father, too?

What if Eve turned out to be a boy when she was born?

What if Gabrielle tripped at the end of FIN and the ashes flew into the Fountain of Strength by accident?

What if, in Looking Death in the Eye, Xena was holding Celesta's candle and accidentally sneezed and blew it out?

What if Xena ate too much ambrosia in The Quest and became a god?

What if Xena was the blonde and Gabrielle was the brunette?

What if Gabrielle was tall and Xena was short?

What if Xena wore a BGSB?

What if Amphipolis was never attacked?

What if Lucy forgot to take her wedding ring off during the shooting of an entire episode?

What if Xena:Warrior Princess was a romantic comedy?

What if Alti had the voice of that Princess Alecia from If The Shoe Fits?

What if Xena:Warrior Princess took place in Texas?

What if every time Gabrielle and Xena told a lie during the Rift, their noses grew?

What if dancing was legal in A Tale of Two Muses but illegal in the Heart of Darkness?

What if Gabrielle gave birth to Eve?

What if Gabrielle stayed with Xena to fight against Caesar in Deliverer?

What if Gabrielle and Xena really did have the following conversation?:
X~"Wow! I'm really wet!"
G~"Oh! Me too!"

What if Gabrielle changed back into her BGSB in Chakram?

What if Xena had a birthday?

What if Joxer raised Eve?

What if Callisto married Theodores?
What if they opened a candy shop?

What if Ares and Eli were secretly best friends?

What if, everyday at sunset, Argo turned into a human?

What if Gabrielle still had Timpany when she meet Xena?

What if Gabrielle never did "wake up" at the end of Is There A Doctor In The House?

What if Salmoneus and Aphrodite started a business to make those clamshell headphones?

What if there were 3DNXs instead of 3DNGs?

What if Xena didn't know the words to the burial song, so she's really just mumbling it?

[ December 09, 2001: Message edited by: xenachick ]

what if xenachick's last post made my head hurt.

what if it pleased me to know i have the power to make Brucy spew apples.

what if we had to start all our posts with "My dearest so & so..." and end them with "My very best wishes..."?

what if none of this is real and we're all just part of modern day cross-over Xena ep?

What if Rellik never received Cen's card? O.O
What if I wasn't tired?

[ December 08, 2001: Message edited by: Nouchy ]

what if I didnt?
I'd be really sad, but i did so it doesnt matter now


what if rellik wondered why nouchy was even thinking about rellik's little anxieties?

what if rellik got to talk to cen with aim in the longest time???


what if rellik was very happy about all of this but was windering if it was the *first legal drink of alcohol* talking??


what if rellik wasnt drunk but just all red in the face from the drink?

What if... Gabby just needed to get some so Joxer banged her?

What if Xena was relieved to be rid of the horny beast?

What if Xena paid Joxer to do it?

What if Xena was a pimp?

What if BJJ wanted to fight everyone in FC, and won?

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What if Ares was Gabrielle's father, too?

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What if that made The Destroyer not only Gabrielle's grandson, but Gabrielle's half brother as well?

What if everyone in XWP was blood related somehow?

What if Eve had 3 eyes?

What if XWP took place in Modern Day Kentucky or Alabama, instead of Ancient Greece?

What if there wasn't a whoosh! sound?

What if Argo smelled like snicker doodles?

What if Xena and Gabrielle only ate Top Ramen?

What if Ares used his armies only to have thumb wars?
What if his armies only fought with silly string?

What if Xena and Gabrielle went to Israel instead of India?

What if one of Joxer's legs was shorter than the other?

What if Lila tried to claim rights as an Amazon Princess?

What if Xena and Gabrielle had a pet Chihuahua?
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.....I'm sorry, but LOL! at Belle's idea of Xena:Warrior Pimpcess.

What if I lost my train of thought, so I'll have to come back later?

[ December 09, 2001: Message edited by: xenachick ]

What if I have no idea what a "snicker doodle" is?

What if tiki told Argy that a snicker doodle is kind of a cinnamon-tasting type of cookie that probably came from Pennsylvania Dutch descent?

What if tiki knows this from experience because she's baked them before?

What if people allowed their Brain to lead their Emotoins instead of the other way around...??


What if in Direct contradiction to the above thought..

((Haahaa.Gueess What..I changed my Mind& Im NOT gonna say....))

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[ December 12, 2001: Message edited by: Brucy Braless ]

What if Salem went missing for over a week, and was found wandering in the woods, stripped of his what if powers?

What if there was subtext between Rellik and Nouchy? O.o

what if belle started a singing telegram service?

what if GTG quit smoking, but decided to chew tobacco instead?

what if Ame went on a killing spree after a week of non-sugar, non-fat, salady eating?

what if eyezoom were invisible?

Whut if xenacrazed really wuz skeery?

what if salem just wishes there's subtext between rellik and nouchy???


what if there IS subtext between rellik and another feemale scroller?

What if rellik was confused by brucys what ifs but decided to ignore them anyway and just use them as another what if excuse?

what if I started calling lil'tiki, FREAKY TIKI?

What if that was really fun to say lots of times fast??

What if I cant stand to see this thread any farther down than a few from the top..??

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what if I started calling lil'tiki, FREAKY TIKI?

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What if tiki has been Rellik to that many of times?

What if I bought a book about the Darwin Awards today?

What if I laughed myself silly at the story of a man who killed himself while making a video demonstrating how to use a fork lift safely?

What if the mods did something and no one complained?

what if this year's Winter Olympics were held in Hell?