what if: "nooooo!! you get your butt back in here!"

there will be no just! missing ANYONE!
What if you scare me sometimes?

Scare you? What, is it my shades?

why yes its your shades that scare me

what if this thread got up to page 20 with cen and rellik alone?
what if that would take days to do?

what if i was feeling a particularily shocking kind of tired today??

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what if this thread got up to page 20 with cen and rellik alone?
what if that would take days to do?

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What if tiki won't let that happen because she's just been away from this thread for too long?

What if Salem appeared in this thread for no reason at all?

What if Salem was getting frustrayed with Spyro: Season of Ice?

What if Salem hunted Princess Peach down continually in Mario Kart Super Circuit just to hear her scream, which sounded strangly like one of his friends?

What if Meleager became a regular character?

What if the Earth was flat, and it was really a giant Pizza?

What if they never stopped making Pokemon movies? (actually, i'd be quite happy )

What if by the time the 4th movie is released in English, Japan is already up to movie number <>?

What if the poster for the 5th movie looked interesting?

What if I should stop talking about pokemon before I get seriously hurt by someone?

What if Meleager actually got hung in The Execution?

What if Xena had the most unbelievably cutest face during the scene in Warrior... Princess... Tramp where she's posing as Meg with Gabrielle tied to the rope, talking to the guy on the horse?

What if Salem just had to make the statement "I don't like Gabrielle anymore than I like Xena. I like them both equally." just so people didn't become confused, thinking he liked Gabrielle more than Xena?

What if my ex-husband grew the hell up?

What if the Earth just opened up underneath his feet and swallowed him whole?

What if that would make me very, very, truly happy?

What if I think I'm losing my mind? What if I'm DYING for rel to log on? What if I'm BORED out of my MIND?

What if toilet paper was made out of cow tongues?

EEEEWWWWW!!! What if tiki weren't QUITE so FREAKY!?

What if tiki was duller than dirt IRL?!?

What if tiki was just like Minya, plain as the dirt on a wagon wheel?

What if that made tiki absolutely no fun at all?

what if tiki were really MORE freaky in RL?
what if her REAL nature were just too freaky to post? What if I liked the idea of those licorice whips?

What if there was a scroller here who could vouch for that if she were around, because she knew tiki since childhood?

What if Gabrielle was never taken down to Hell in Fallen Angel?

What if Joxer had the Chakram and Xena had the tiny dagger?

What if they didn't have Gabrielle's size boots in Thessaly?

What if Argo was a Chihuahua?

What if Xena never killed Callisto in Sacrifice II?

What if the gods had left Xena alone at the end of Season 5?

What if Xena changed her style as often as Gabrielle did?

What if Varia was never Varia-polted?

What if tiki were sober on New Year's Eve?

(oh, like that's surprising )

What if Pink kicked Jessica Simpson's ass?!?

What if my week in purgatory is almost over?

What if I SLEPT right through the countdown?

What if I am suddenly feeling free?

What if I suddenly AM free?

What if a huge weight is lifted from my shoulders?

What if I CAN'T WAIT to get my training done so I can get to Europe?

What if I go back to being COMPLETELY EVIL, like I used to be?

What if I'm finally moving forward instead of back?

What if Salem could remember his neopets passwords?

What if JK Rowling decided to not write any more Harry Potter books?

What if she decided to keep writing, and got all the way up to 100 books?

What if Ame has been absent from What if for a while?

What if Argy has aswell?
What if they are protesting against the wonders that are what if?

What if food was obliterrated from the entire world?

What if all the water dissapeared of the face of the Earth?

What if everyone became immortal?

What if everyone became immoral??

what if rellik was sick and needed a whole box Kleenex every hour?

what if only tired army guys baked cupcakes in the buff but they had to live on a mashed snickers bar??

what if I could get someone to take my germs away from me and suffer in my place?

what if WF could get me and a certain someone to pay her back only in ways one with a very lively imagination can dream up?


what if rellik took a picture that just might make some people tired?

what if salem got some sort of medical condition from staring at a very small screen for longer than 3 hours straight?



what if i couldnt find cheesecake in the fridge but i knew we had some because the rasberry sause for it was there?

what if i checked in the garage because our fridge is pretty full and its colder in there than the fridge?

what if i found it and rasberry sause is very yummy..?

what if i havnt eaten it all yet but i want seconds already ?
O.o

what if I SMACKED salem??!

What if Rellik knew how to spell raspberry?!?

What if she wore a raspberry beret that she happened to get from a second hand store?

What if the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name yet again to "=P"?

what if the whole planet just got together and decided not to play the lottery for one week?

[sory if you've already had this one, i didnt have time to read all 378 replies]

what if i know how to spell raspberry now

What if I'm sorry that I upset someone last night?
What if I didn't mean too?
What if I was just so happy that I lost my head for a while?
What if I said she were not just a substitute?
What if I said I really value her friendship?
What if she understood and forgave me?

What if Amethyst deleltes any replies that aren't *what if's* just nonsense chat posts?

What if SOME would tell us more about him or herself?

What if people realised just how annoying Gabrielle really is?