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What if ...??

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05 January 2002, 12:52 AM
Salem
What if ...??
What if what if was wiped clear and we started again?

What if what if was it's own message board?

What if what if was actually a world like Illusia where nothing except what if's were understood?

What if what if decided it didn't like people posting in it and locked itself?

What if what if moved itself to another message board?

What if what if was secretly plotting to take over the world and was using Sandra Sully as a front?

What if what if took over the world and the official language was what if?

What if what if was challenged by another thread, but what if easily overthrew them because nothing was as powerful as what if?
05 January 2002, 12:53 AM
Rellik
what if cen could make me some muffins?

what if i just wanted a picture of cen making muffins? Red Face Big Grin
05 January 2002, 12:54 AM
Amethyst
What if limericks were just as good as what if's if you're doing it right..

*S*
05 January 2002, 12:56 AM
Amethyst
What if i booted the what if thread to another forum, and then all the mods of each forum could move it around like we used to do with the thread with no home?
05 January 2002, 01:02 AM
Rellik
what if the what if thread got lost in the scrolls very own bermuda triangle??
Frown
05 January 2002, 01:02 AM
Salem
What if I tried one of these 'single what if' replies?
05 January 2002, 01:07 AM
Amethyst
what if i did a what if and tried to use a differt smiley each time
05 January 2002, 01:07 AM
Salem
What if Salem kicked Rellik in the face for smacking him?
05 January 2002, 01:14 AM
Salem
What if Spyro: Season of Ice is one of the most unfair GBA games because you keep getting hit while you are trying to recover the previous hit and get knocked off the edge of the world?
05 January 2002, 01:27 AM
Salem
What if Salem caught the what if bug and couldn't stop replying?

What if The Simpsons never became a half hour show?

What if every time you replied to what if, you gained strength?

What if all it took to unlock a locked thread was to point a wand at it and say 'Alohamora'?
05 January 2002, 01:34 AM
<Nouchy>
What if Salem was called Melas?
What if Salem stop posting in this poor thread? O.O
What if that was actually possible?
What if Salem liked ICQ better than AIM?
What if I stopped doing what ifs about Salem?
uhh..
What if Rellik liked the same kinda art as me?
What if Rellik wasn't good at art at all?
What if Cen was really Salem using another user name?
What if Xena never came on during those Olympic holidays?? O.O
What if I never went into that Yahoo chat room thing the day I met Salem?
What if I posted in this thread a bit more?
What if I was a regular poster at the scrolls?
What if my back and bum weren't really sore?
What if I could sleep better at night?
What if I read some harry potter last night?
What if I went to see Lord of the Rings today with ym friend?
What if I quit school altogether to move to New York to become an actor, and worked as a busboy while I wasn't filming and got to serve Sting peppermint tea??? HUH???
What if life didn't move pretty fast and when you do stop and look around once in a while, you would miss it?
What if I made a bit more sense?
What if I keep typing what ifs til I die?
But what if I don't??

THINK ABOUT IT DAMN IT!! Smile
05 January 2002, 01:41 AM
Salem
What if everyone was Salem just using a different name?

What if Argy passed out when she returns and see's this thread?

What if it was possible to lead the 4th bee up to the giant flower?

What if Nouchy didn't exist?

What if Nouchy was actually Argy using a different name, so she could mingle with the commoners without being bomvarded with questions?
05 January 2002, 01:55 AM
Salem
What if Salem was bored and had nothing better to do than reply here all day?

What if 'Bette' was never cancelled?

What if what if got jammed on page 16?

What if there was a Dragon Ball A, Dragon Ball B, Dragon Ball C etc?

What if Kart racing games were never invented?

What if channel 7 actually advertised the Harry Potter special?
05 January 2002, 02:20 AM
Rellik
*what if rellik's spirit was trapped inside a spirit chamber on the planet of pluto by some God named osmodiar who kidnapped salem and put rellik there on pluto in her valiant efforts to try and save salem from the evil god but was killed with her own chakram in the throat and blown away internally into millions of bloody pieces but is waiting as rellik's essence in the chamber of spirits next to the spirit of Salemtwo (salems clone) for salem to show up and rescue all of the eaten souls as soon as he can save himself from osmodiar's grasp?*

*what if rellik wishes cen could save her instead?
05 January 2002, 02:32 AM
<li'l tiki>
What if tiki took over for Akira Toriyama and wrote new and exciting DBZ episodes, especially one where Vegita dumps Bulma for a mysterious Saiyan Princess named "tiki"? Big Grin
05 January 2002, 02:36 AM
Salem
What if Salem morphed into an Owl and chased after a dog named Binky?

What if Salem needed 71 faeries to access the Summer faerie world, but he only had 65?

What if Salem tried the one thing that could possibly save Rellik, but it didn't work, so she has to spend the rest of her life on Pluto, all alone and away from the Scrolls?
05 January 2002, 02:36 AM
<li'l tiki>
What if Sephiroth was real, and we all lived in a video game he was playing?

What if tiki met a mysterious young man who looked and sang exactly like Geoff Tate, circa '89? What if that would make tiki wayyyy too happy?

What if they opened up a chain of fast food sushi bars in Pennsylvania? What if I, umm,,err, tiki, was the proprietor? Big Grin
05 January 2002, 02:38 AM
Rellik
what if Salem killed the evil god osmodiar with a bottle of vinegar and a funnel?

what if salem threw Rellik's spirit a bottle of Acme Instant body-spirit rejoining tonic but it didnt work because since rellik is still a spirit she cant grasp things with her hands and salem is too lazy and selfish to give up one of his nine kitty lives to save her that way?

what if I have to wait here as a spirit for cen to show up and release me from the spirit chamber??? Frown
05 January 2002, 02:45 AM
<Nouchy>
What if the dog named Binky that Salem the owl was chasing turned out to be the angel dog from Nouchy's sig??

[ January 04, 2002: Message edited by: Nouchy ]


05 January 2002, 02:50 AM
<li'l tiki>
What if tiki slapped "censored" stickers all over Relliks' siggies?
05 January 2002, 03:03 AM
Salem
What if tiki didn't need to take over from <> because when she thinks she is sleeping, she is actually out leading a double life and is really the creator?

What if tiki slapped 'censored' over Rellik?

What if we each had 364 friends who's birthdays fell on different days of the year and including our own birthday, we had a party everyday?
05 January 2002, 03:09 AM
<li'l tiki>
quote:
What if tiki didn't need to take over from <> because when she thinks she is sleeping, she is actually out leading a double life and is really the creator?


What if tiki got an anyeurism simply from reading that?!?
05 January 2002, 08:28 AM
Salem
What if Salem didn't mean to give Tiki an anyeurism (whatever) but laughed anyway?

What if Salem was watching A Day in the Life and his sister was in the room too, pointing out the subtext?


What if Salem left an unusual sized gap between his what ifs?
05 January 2002, 09:04 AM
Salem
What if Salem was eagerly awaiting Argy's return?

What if Salem missed seeing Argy in the AIM chats?

What if Argy didn't return?

What if Argy said she'd be back, but was kidding and really has fleed the country?

What if we had to go on without Argy?

What if Argy never ever ever returned?

What if...excuse me I have somehting in my eye *runs off quickly*
05 January 2002, 11:08 AM
<li'l tiki>
What if tiki wasn't sure what an anyeurism was, exactly, or if she spelled it right?

What if tiki told Salem that an "anyeurism" is when a blood vessel breaks in the vein, because that's what tiki thinks it means?