30 March 2002, 05:58 AM
ArgeauxWhat if
Argeaux pointed and laughed at herself?
31 March 2002, 02:35 AM
SalemWhta if tiki's last post was hillarious?
What if Salem and tiki spent the rest of eternity pointing and laughing at each other?
What if Argy spent the rest of eternity pointing and laughing at herself?
What if tiki, Salem and Cell ruled the world?
What if Salem was the North Kai?
What if tiki was the South Kai?
What if there was no East or West Kai?
31 March 2002, 03:42 AM
ArgeauxWhat if I liked playing Mahjong?
What if I sucked at it, and always got beaten?
What if I have a plan to rectify this?
What if my plan is to play heaps of Mahjong online, so that I can learn how to beat my friends IRL?
What if my plan is back firing, because I keep getting beaten online?
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01 April 2002, 12:42 AM
AmethystWhat if Ame LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSS Mahjong and will play against you online!!
What if My cansta rating had sunk really low again after finally reaching 1900.
What if the 'why is it' thread was just a total copycat on this thread, but not as cool?
What if Ame didn't post in this thread for another whole month?
What if no one noticed?
What if I didn't get any easter eggs for easter?
What if I was right near Salem's house yesterday but I didn't have time to drop in..'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'
What if I watched a bit of DragonBall Z this morning to see if i could figure out why people like it, and still have no idea.
What if when Xena gabchaked gab she spilt her head in two and each side hung over each should. like a cartoon splitting would
02 April 2002, 08:22 PM
<Stace>What if it was time to make a comeback?
What if I missed my Aussie scrollers?
What if I missed all the scrollers?
What if I just said that so as not to leave anyone out?
What if Ame CAN't be the Canasta Queen until she has played me?
What if Mahjong is a weird arse game that I got hooked on at uni but have'nt played since?
What if I've been watching season six Xena but have'nt posted in Salem's threads yet?
What if I try to today during my lunch break?
02 April 2002, 11:26 PM
<li'l tiki>What if I am quite pleased that Salem thought my last post was hilarious?
What if Ame actually impressed me by at least
trying to watch Dragonball Z, even if she couldn't get into it?
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What if I kind of felt the same way towards soap operas that Ame felt towards DBZ, but there was once a time when I could actually get into them?
What if I have never played Mahjongg(sp?) in my life, but I do play a mean game of UNO?
What if Argy tried playing UNO online?
What if there is such a thing as UNO online and I just didn't know about it yet?
What if Stace's bloody Gab pic is just really grossing me out, and it kind of reminds me of "Carrie" from the Stephen King movie "Carrie"?
What if I watched "Carrie" when I was 9 years old, and it reallly, really terrified the hell out of me, and til this day, I can't bring myself to watch it again or even read the book?
What if I had the same powers as "Carrie"?
What if that were true, and there wasn't enough space to bury all of the bodies of those that pissed me off?
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What if I wished to have the same powers as "Firestarter" when I was a teenager?
What if that meant alot of BBQ'ed classmates of mine, if it were ever to come true?
What if I have a deep and profound respect for anyone who can point and laugh at themselves, even if it
is Argy?!?
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02 April 2002, 11:39 PM
AmethystWhat if i LOVE the firestarter movie... book also.
What if that is the only Stephen King stuff i like.. ever!
What if I was considering eating frogs legs
What if i finally beat spike on Spyro
What if i am nowe onto the next round boss and he is HARD
What if i say to salem... the boss that bentley helps you with, cause i can't remember the dudes name
What if i am gunna go look up cheats for spyro
What if Salem is constipated
What if jess drew all over the walls with crayons and i swear blind that when i asked her what happened, that she said, 'a wizard did it'
What if they didn't make anymore Spyro games, Harry Potter movies, Harry Potter books, Dragonball Z eps or Buffy eps, and just made new eps of the brady bunch and leave it to beaver?
02 April 2002, 11:51 PM
<li'l tiki>quote:
What if i LOVE the firestarter movie... book also.
What if I do too?
quote:
What if that is the only Stephen King stuff i like.. ever!
What if that's too bad, because "The Stand" totally kicks arse, and I mean the book much more so than the movie?
quote:
What if I was considering eating frogs legs
What if you have waaaaaaayyyy bigger cajones than I'll ever have? What if...ewwww, gross?!?
quote:
What if i finally beat spike on Spyro
What if I never played Spyro? What if I decide not to reply to the rest of the Spyro "What if's"?
quote:
What if Salem is constipated
What if there is a nasty virus going around my area that causes people to have a diarrhea attack every 10 minutes? What if that is extremely and sadly true, and I have it? What if that is more than any of you needed to know? What if it was so contagious, the other scrollers could get it just from reading this post?
quote:
What if jess drew all over the walls with crayons and i swear blind that when i asked her what happened, that she said, 'a wizard did it'
What if that is just too cute beyond words? What if Jess starts claiming she is a boy?
quote:
What if they didn't make anymore Spyro games, Harry Potter movies, Harry Potter books, Dragonball Z eps or Buffy eps, and just made new eps of the brady bunch and leave it to beaver?
What if that made me lose my very last shred of sanity, therefore putting me in a cell for real?!?
03 April 2002, 03:33 AM
SalemWhat if Salem couldn't help but giggle when he read about the diarrhoea attacks?
What if there was a movie called "Attack of the Diarrhea"?
What if hardly anyone posts in Salem's season 6 threads?
What if they say it's because season 6 is old news to them?
What if it's really because Salem isn't popular enough to reply to?
What if Ame or Argy posted the threads and everyone jumped at the chance to reply?
What if Salem said 'congratulations' to Ame for defeating Spike?
What if the next boss is indeed hard to beat, assuming he's the flying one?
What if Salems strategy is to run around screaming, picking up the powerups and just aimlessly shooting in the air?
What if Salem read all his Astèrix books the other day?
What if Salem only has four?
What if Salem wished he had them all?
What if Salem wished he lived in Astèrix's village?
What if Salem was jealous because Argy has been to the Astèrix theme park in france? (i think)
What if Argy also wished to live in Asterix's village?
What if Salem and Argy's wish came true?
03 April 2002, 12:07 PM
ArgeauxWhat if
Argy DID go to the Asterix theme park in France?
What if
Argy owns all the Asterix books, AND all the Tin Tin books?
What if
Argy also has the complete set of "Love and Rockets", but no-one really knows what that is?
What if
Argy CAN play a mean game of UNO?
What if
Ame is now hooked on Spyro - even though she made fun of it not so long ago?
What if
Salem is fooling himself if he thinks that people respond to threads posted by
Ame or
Argy?
What if
Argy is going off to respond to
Salem's thread right now?
What if she lied, and will respond tomorrow instead?
What if she didn't MEAN to lie, but it's late and
Ares just came out and told her to get her arse into bed?
What if he didn't really say "arse"?
What if he did???
03 April 2002, 03:26 PM
RellikWhat if it seems like its been a really long time since I replied to the what if thread?
What If I am going nuts from my lazyness?
what If i need to actually finish my homework on time?
what if i dont really have a reason not to?
what If I really miss cen?
what If I find a cen replacement?
what If it is already ovbious who that is?
what If It was Salem??
What if its really Retribution because Im the only scroller whose seen his picture?
what if I feel like running a little scandal and it involves Argy and the entire scrolls?
~oooOOoooOOOooohh what if its time to be scared?
What if I like mUsHrOOms?
what If I am only referring to plain old normal mushrooms and not the kind that makes you go crazy like nutbread?
what If I seem like the person who would like those OtHeR mushrooms?
03 April 2002, 06:49 PM
Prof. LurkerWhat if I envy who have all Asterix & Tin Tin books?
What if I know what "Love and Rockets" is?
What if I'm afraid of Rellik's scandal?
What if I can't reply properly to Salem's season 6 topics?
03 April 2002, 07:41 PM
Coraquote:
What if I envy who have all Asterix & Tin Tin books?
What if I love Tin Tin and Asterix!?
What if I have read Tin Tin and saw the tv show?
What if I read Tin Tin in French but watch it in English?
What if I have only seen Asterix on Video and only read it once?
What if this reminds me of one of my favorite tv shows?
What if that show is only on any more in French?
What if that show is NightHood?
What if I really really like mushrooms too?
What if I like mushrooms when they have Escargot inside?
What if Salem really was Cen's replacement?
What if that would be funny?
What if Retribution was salem's replacement?
03 April 2002, 11:17 PM
<li'l tiki>What if I hate mushrooms?
What if they make me gag?
What if I hate most veggies?
What if I love Veggie Tales?
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What if I've never kissef a chipmunk, and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall?
04 April 2002, 01:33 AM
SalemWhat if tiki's reply was post number 666?
What if Salem owns 'Asterix vs Ceaser' and 'Asterix in Britain' on video?
What if Salem has seen 'Asterix and Cleopatra' but doesn't own it and really wishes he did because he loves that one?
What if there was an Asterix/Xena crossover?
What if it would be cool to see Xena and Gabby drawn Asterix style?
What if there was a Xena episode with a cartoon Asterix and Obelix interacting with live Xena and Gabby?
What if Salem could never be replaced?
What if everyone was obsessed with Salem?
04 April 2002, 12:08 PM
ArgeauxWhat if I said "
Salem who?"?
04 April 2002, 11:16 PM
<li'l tiki>What if tiki had "666" tattooed on her forehead?
What if Salem had horns?
What if there was a sandal made by Naot called "Xena", and it was really, really cool looking?
What if tiki bought it?
What if tiki bought it, mainly because it's name was Xena?
What if it would take more than that to convince her to buy it, because it is too frickin' expensive?
What if people kept asking tiki if she was pregnant?
What if she said,"No, I'm just fat."
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What if tiki craved deli pickles?
What if tiki really
was pregnant?
What if that meant "The Second Coming", because tiki hasn't done the nasty in 2 years?!?
05 April 2002, 01:08 AM
<Stace>What if I crave pickles too?
What if I crave polski agorki pickles to be exact?
What if I better go check to see the "Who's Ghurkan" thread?
05 April 2002, 02:48 AM
CoraWhat if Cora hates writing essays cause she can
never get a thesis?
What if anyone who Cora asks for help hates
writing a thesis?
What if that fustrated Cora?
What if Cora wonders who the idiot that invented
essays was?
What if Cora would kill a certain person, if he
wasn't already dead.
What if that person was so evil Cora didn't want
to write his name?
What if you wonder who I am talking about?
What if I say his name is Charlemagne?
What if everyone now knows why I wish to kill him?
[ April 04, 2002, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Cora ]05 April 2002, 02:05 PM
ArgeauxWhat if I haven't written an essay in a looooong time?
What if I am considering starting a thesis?
What if that sounds like a really dumb thing to do?
What if I am dumb?
What if I'm not?
What if I wouldn't be able to Scroll as much if I started a thesis?
What if that didn't trouble me greatly?
What if I started using words like syncopated, just to see what would happen?
What if no-one noticed?
What if I suddenly felt like a beer?
What if there was no beer in my house?
What if I came obsessed by beer?
What if this is a very good indication that I should become a student, again?
06 April 2002, 12:12 AM
SalemWhat if Argy went back to high school?
What if Argy came to Salem's school?
What if Stace hasn't replied to the Heart of Darkness thread?
What if she has?
What if Argy really had no idea who Salem was?
What if Salem is watching 'Hook' and the music sounds like the Harry Potter music?
What if Salem looked it up and it's because John Williams did Hook aswell as Harry?
06 April 2002, 03:06 AM
zoomwhat if
Argy felt cold, wet & foamy?
what if deli pickles were a major food group?
what if the last time i posted in this thread was like 17 pages ago?
what if my nose runs and my feet smell?
06 April 2002, 05:43 AM
<Stace>What if
Zoom's lucky her nose runs so she can't smell her feet?
What if I can't remember if I've responded to the Heart of Darkness thread?
What if I only ever post once or twice every week cause then I get distracted or have to go somewhere?
What if
Argy should write a thesis?
What if when I wrote my thesis my world was ruled by it?
What if I hated it while I was doing it but now look back with fond memories?
What if I plan to do another one too.. but not till I get over the last one?
What if the Harry Potter DVD comes out next month and I'm going to buy it?
What if only the first half of s1 (Xena) has come out on DVD in Canberra so far?
What if as soon as more are released I will buy them?
What if I better hurry up and buy a dvd player before I start buying the dvd's themselves?
06 April 2002, 06:58 AM
Argeauxquote:
Originally posted by 57:
what if Argy felt cold, wet & foamy?
What if Argy is slightly concerned that zoom knows how she feels?
What if Stace can't give me one good reason why I should write a thesis?
What if Argy has started buying DVDs left, right and centre, to replace her video collection, but isn't planning to get a DVD player until they bring out one in Oz which can record, as well as play?
What if that was quite a long "What if", and now I must have a rest?
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