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What if Gasoline prices are MYSTERIOUSLY going down Just before an Election in which the republicans are in Big Trouble..??

What if they NEVER shoulda gone way way way up in the first place..??

What if its just TOO coincidental..??



What if I never thought the truth would go outta style..??
 
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What if style ignores truth?

What if fashion certainly does?

What if that's the only way to explain the hip hugger w/ cropped top trend that the fashion industry forced upon a society filled with flabby bellies?

What if that explains the new "skinny" jean this season?

What if I have to work today?

What if reduced hours, but we still have to work every other weekend?

What if I'd rather have kept the same hours and had all my weekends?

What if nobody asked me?

What if after the last few days, I need to not consume any more alcohol for awhile?

What if I lost track of what I drank Friday, but I do remember my last beer was taken away?

What if six pints last night?

What if no hangover though?

What if I finally found a bar around here with a decent selection of draft beer?

What if we were regaled by a workmanlike cover band?

What if their take on the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun" was just a little too slow?

What if I found use #28 for a crowbar on Friday night?

What if we used it as the stick for a pinata?

What if the hook comes in handy?

What if that pinanta was pretty damned tough?

What if some people asked why I carried a crow bar?

What if I said, "Every girl should have a crow bar"?

What if mine's been in the family for years?





 
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What if i miss Argy Frown
What if then bloody email me or answer your phone!?

What if Nora sounds tough with her crow bar?

What if every girl should have a cleavage lizard?

What if I'm sad that the Mad Monk's woman wants a break? Frown

What if Nola is a force to be reckoned with?

What if I wonder what it was that she attacked in that video?

What if I think Tam has a severe case of puppy love?

What if congrats to Nora on her promotion ... I think?

What if I would say I love Halloween, like XF3, but I've only ever been to one?

What if it was fun, though? Big Grin


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What if it's getting close to Halloween Party time again?

What if I read Nora's post on Pg 11 re her work/promotion and couldn't help but think - WTF is she doing?

What if I could have sworn that woman passed the bar?

What if wine coolers are the work of Frat boys?

What if I REALLY like the idea that all women should have a crowbar?

What if the most common kind of "crowbar" (ie - either one or two hooked ends) is not actually a true crowbar, but instead a variety of crowbar called a "wrecking bar" - a true crowbar is actually a long, straight bar with a point or wedge shape at the end?

What if I love Wikipedia?

What if I found that little tid-bit while trying to find WHY it's called a crowbar?

What if I just got back from the coast?

What if 4 days at the beach does wonders for the soul?

What if I was the only one to catch a keeper?

What if a nice big Red that fought like a mad mother?

What if I've all but quit drinking?

What if I actually lost weight while on vacation?

What if frolicing in a 5ft surf for a couple hours a day and wading in he marshes can do that?

What if it can also make you quite red?

What if, ouch?

What if my 'crew' is a pretty raunchy bunch?

What if most people would never know that cuz their raunchiness usually only comes out when we are all together?

What if 17 people + one house + lots of drinking + lots of smoking + lots of laughter + lots of love + one French girl = same damn funny stories?



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What if i think Alice is doing Yoplait commercials again?
 
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What if I hate end of the month bills?

What if does not mix well with PMS?

What if I woke up wide awake this morning wondering if I paid a bill that I actually paid a week ago?

What if grrrrrr?

What if but I budgeted it all out and it looks like we will be okay?

What if maybe I should go get some sleep?

What if after I put a couple of things in the mailbox with the flag up?

What ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!?

What I feel a little better?


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What if I like Alice as her natural brunette self?

What if she's chocolate covered, day at the beach good?



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What if I haven't what iffed in forever but that's ok, haven't had tons to say?

What if I just got done a very stressful summer and am rather relieved about the fall?

What if OMG I'm writing a musical that has a director, a place to perform, a cast and...AAAA?

What if I'm rather psyched?Big Grin

What if I'm liking that I have pretty low stress jobs for the time being that permit me to work on all this?

What if *touch wood* I get a bit more money even?

What if, oh well I'll survive, even being a drifter?Big Grin

What if *sings "under the boardwalk" proudly*?Big Grin

What if hi all?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I like Alice as her natural brunette self?

What if she's chocolate covered, day at the beach good?


What if that made me giggle?
 
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What if I miss Alice?

What if makes me think about buying the L word?


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What if I read Nora's post on Pg 11 re her work/promotion and couldn't help but think - WTF is she doing?

What if I could have sworn that woman passed the bar?


What if I ain't ever passed a bar in my life?

What if I couldn't resist that crack?

What if believe it or not, my work does actually require that I be a licensed attorney?

What if I sometimes wonder why?

What if the crowbar is a lovely thing?

What if mine is blue?

What if mostly blue?

What if the paint has worn away in spots?

What if we issue a SWOTS edict that all SWOTS must obtain a crowbar?





 
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What if I wonder if that Alice person was once in a band called The Murmurs?

What if I have a crowbar?

What if I was going to use it the other day, but settled on a mattock instead?


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What if "The Murmurs are Heather Grody, Leisha Hailey, Sherri Solinger, and Sheri Ozeki" (source - the Semi-Oofficial Murmurs Home Page)?

What if I thought as much?

What if "there's dust on my guitar you **** and it's all your fault, oh you paralyse my mind and for that you suck a-hole"?


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What if yes she is Alice/Leisha of the Murmurs?

What is later she (they?) became Gush?

What if I am not sure if this was in the pre-KD Lang, mid-KD Lang or post KD Lang years?

What if I am sure that someone else on this board will know the answer to the above question though?
 
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What if KD Lang was in The Wild Thornberry's?

What if I have discovered the most AMAZING &%#$ind dessert on the planet!?!?!?

What if Peanut Butter Gelato with Nutella swirls?

What if I could live on that alone?

What if I thought I had found my favorite dessert in the Hazelnut Gelato from Mandolla's here in town BUT NOW!?!?!?!?!

What if just a hop-skip-and-jump from my house I have found my ambrosia?

What if as much as I love it, the thought of consuming more than a small serving is INCONCEIVABLE!?!?!?

What if I am impatiently waiting for RS:SN to come out on DVD?

What if the only reason is for more Storm?

What if I could strategically scratch out Ryan and Gilby?

What if I am actually thinking about buying tickets for the Dallas show?

What if the only way I might do that is if Magni tours with them as well?

What if I leave after Magni and Storm perform?

What if my super yummy dessert has made me chatty (ie posty)?



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What if I'll have what she's having?
 
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What if I'll have what she's having?


what if heitie beat me to it?
 
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What if there was a survey of Iraqi's (maybe it was XenacraZed?) & 75% of them want foreign troops OUT..??

What if thats good enuff for me..??

What if cut & run my Big Pimpled Hairy @$$..???




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
 
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What if Cryosugery sounds Way too much like "Im gonna cut you till you cry"..???

What if Michael Moore was tellin the truth..???

What if the Bushes & the BinLadens are Close friends so THATs why Osama will never be caught..???

What if Never just means till GWB is out of office..??
 
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What if I stand Corrected..??

What if only 71% of Iraqis want us out now..???
What if add 20% more within 2 years..??
What if of 9% of Iraqis want us to stay until the Sitch improves..??

What if I saw this on CNN @ 1:30 AM this day..??
 
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What if reading about GWB is bor-ing!?

What if reading about gelato is yummy!?


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What if I wish I could share my wonderful gelato with you all?

What if shipping would be hard?

What if I make a deal with y'all?

What if I will personally take any scroller who comes to see me on a gelato date?



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what if shawn doesn't play fair?

what if i ask what other flavors they have?

what if i've forgotten what it feels like to be 100% well?

what if damn virus thingers?
 
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What if oh man, so many and they change daily?

What if yesterday they had vanilla with carmel and nutella, pink lemonade, banana puding (vanilla with fresh bananas and vanilla wafers), latte, dulce de leche, double chocolate hazelnet, a green one, and the peanut butter nutella delight I had?

What if I saw one there before that was latte gelato with carmel swirls and chocolate covered coffee beans?

What if thank God I'm not lactose intollerant?

What if I'm going to the theatre Friday Oct 6ths?

What if, keep in mind this is Austin?

What if the production is called Inside a Broken Clock: A Tom Waits Peepshow?

What if yeah, I dig Tom Waits, wanna make somethin' of it? Wink



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