what if Cap'n Hook 'em it shall be then?

what if i bloody well will be watchng it on the prtable at work cuz i hafta work?

what if i shold be able to catch the second half at home though?

what if i'll miss Sunday football entirely?

what if i can stand (barely) missing my NFL Sunday when i'm on a cool vacation to far off lands, but missing one for work irks me?

what if i use the money i make to get the new tattoo i decided on while vacationing?

what if ?

What if is the actual tattoo?

what if a tiny smilie tattoo ?

what if ?

what if no, not a tiny little smiley?

what if it's a black & red tribal owl in the style of NW Native American art?

what i'll see if i can post a pic of it?

what if ?

what if the lighter shading with be the red part?

what if i like to call it my Swooping Owl?

what if i can't see it?

What if said call went smoothly after we had the telecom company dissconnect 'hold' idiot from the call?

What if the EPA wants to change the deadlines for state reporting at the same time they implement new electronic reporting standards?

What if no way Jose?

What if unlike a good percentage of the other 49 states, we report A LOT OF DATA?!?!?!?

What if as does California, New Jersey, and several others?

What if it's F'ing crazy to expect us to have our data rec'd, compiled, QA'ed and reported in the same amount of time as a state who is only monitoring a handful of sources?

What if sorry for venting, but Heitie did say she wanted to know how it went?

What if Tam burned me a P!NK CD?

What if the CD is actually more of a silver prism and the case is green and clear - but the music on the CD is P!NK?

What if I like the use of the ! in her name?

What if I start goin by SH@WN?

What if I forgot to post "Thank you, Tam!"?

wh@t !f ! knew ! should h@ave used the red/cle@r c@se?

wh@t !f sh@wn !s most welcome?

What if I think L!L@997 is lurking?

What if I stole Sh@wn's idea?

What if now my scroll handle looks like I have potty mouth?

What if T@M logs on?

What if we already knew l!l@ had a potty mouth?

What if it was her strick upbringing and plaid skirts that caused her to rebel and become the foul mouthed vixen she is today?

What if because of T@MS new name I can't get that song out of my head?

wh@t !f typ!ng l!ke th!s t@kes forever?

wh@t !f ! thought ! w@s see!ng th!ngs w/ l!l@'s n@me ?

wh@t !f t@m c@n't ch@t @t work?

wh@t !f she c@n go to lunch tho?

What if I want to be where Dilana is in your sig pic?

What if I wouldn't mind being where Storm is either?

What if I can barely type the names with all the @'s and !'s so I won't even try to type actual words with them?

What if my no typy?

what if my no typy either?

what if my sig keeps changing and i have to guess which one people comment on?

what if i can narrow it down to 3 in this case?

What if I thought you were going to lunch?

What if that's where I'll be headed here in just a min?

what if i did?

what if 11:30-12:00 eastern is my assigned time?

what if hmmmm...i can see my pic?

what if i just email the file to T@M?

what if i wonder how i can puncuate my name?

what if z**m?

what if z00m?

what if mine just don't work...?

what if i check my e-mail?

what if z%m?

what if that makes you a bit stubby?

what if not when in bold?

what if i want a turtle tattoo?

what if %h, i like the wibblywombly way z%m looks?

what if cool?

what if ?

what if i already emailed it in case you can't see it here?