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what if i have an A boarding pass? what if i keep wanting to pack more than i need? | |||
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What if I am A as well? What if I save ya a seat? What if I have given into the urge to pack more than I need? What if I blame the bipolar Austin weather? | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if that would be swell?  what if i have a 7:30 a.m. meeting?  what if i download patty griffin's new cd before bed anyway? | |||
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What if I found something irresistable at Whole Foods while I was shopping for a bottle of wine as a hostess gift for a little gathering I went to tonight? What if I think it's truly tacky and probably quite awful? What if it's not quite Xena, but most of the gathering has an acquaintance with a certain other genre show? What if only six bucks a bottle? What if I could not resist? What if all must have at least a sip this weekend?  | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i too just purhcased something sippable for one & all? what if the dinner party for 20 tongiht is well in hand? what if still miles/hours to go though? what if i think i have sucessfully extricated myself from all work-related activities this weekend? what if i fed the roller derby last night? what if i do so loves those girls????? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I am grossly overpacked? What if a trip to the post office to ship stuff home is inevitable? What if I will never get everything back in my suitcase like this? | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I feel your pain? | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I have shipping boxes  ?What if I forgot about the huge ass Christmas tree box in the spare bedroom? What if DOH!? What if I just put it in my room instead? What if y'all please remember, my house is a work in progress? What if this is going to be so much damn fun? What if, so much to do, so little time? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I'm about to hit the road? What if I had to make sure Abby Tabby was stocked up w/ food and water? What if now I get to embrace Fort Worth traffic? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if 12:45 a.m. and i am at long last home from work? what if i left at 7 a.m.? what if i hear tell of Scrollers in these parts, but i ain't laid my eyes on 'em yet? what if Becky Beaver made me dance like a monkey tonight? what if dance monkey dance?  what if 'cept it weren't that kinda dancin'? what if more like"hee-yawh, pull that plow, mule!" dancin'? what if i'm very tired?  what if and somewhat peevish as well? what if i really hope the last two nights' insomnia was pre-catering related...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i've gone slightly nocturnal again? what if watching "rage" helps nothing? what if preparing for a garage sale (which won't happed for another 2 months, IF it happens) in my mind is kind of fun? what if i focus on the few measly dollars that my day will draw in, rather than the dribs and drabs of strangers pawing through my personal items, only to decide that they're not interested cause my stuff is crap? what if SCREW YOU imaginary garage sale patrons!? what if that showed 'em? what if i'm wearing high heels to decide if i'll ever be able to walk in them, and therefore if i should hold onto them, or if i should sell them? what if i suppose they'd be nice shoes if i wasn't in constant danger of breaking my ankles and/or my neck? what if i think my calf already hurts and i'm just sitting down...? what if getting rid of stuff is challenging but fun  ?what if, particularly if there could be monies at the end of it?...mmm...monieees... what if it sure is nice whatiffing, it's been a while? what if *goes to stand up from computer, trips on heels, ends up sprawled on the floor*...? what if.... ow. --------------------------------------  | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the goat in Maddie's signature makes her last what ifs more hilarious? What if it's looking down at you, possibly preparing to chew on something? What if it's really not that funny all typed out? What if I set my wheat bag on fire last night? What if I microwaved it for three minutes like I always do, but it came out smoking and making an alarming crackling, smoldering sound? What if the microwave's about 13 years old, so its time has come? What if we're off to buy a new one with the Walmart giftcards my mother keeps giving us? What if we dislike Walmart, but it's free money, so what ya gonna do? | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if, now THAT was funny ?what if you see, you didn't want the gift vouchers, but the universe knew that you needed them? what if they might even be able to vouch you a new wheat bag? -------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if the Austin retail economy was boosted by an influx of Scroller cash yesterday? what if Tam got a killer tat? what if we all loaded up on unneccessary plastic objects at Toy Joy? what if we went to the country & drank and burned things? what if and laughed? what if and casted our respective roles in our own life sories? what if Shawn took us on a late night tour of places where we wouldn't be eating? what if Round 2 today? what if this thread was edited not for content but merely for spelling? what if...i'm just saying...?This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom, WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I've made it back home? What if I've been home about an hour or so? What if I discovered a short cut? What if I don't suppose it's really that much of a short cut, but it was a new way to get back to neck of the woods, so it made the penultimate 15 or 20 minutes of the drive a little more interesting? What if I was thrilled to meet two more scrollers in person? What if zoom has new converts to Roller Derby fandom? What if I think it was the stint on Spank Alley that sealed it? What if especially the reverse spank? What Maverick ran outside to bark at me as I left the Basford Arms? What if I think he was saying, "Hey, where the hell are you going?" What if or "and don't come back!"? What if What if many thanks to Shawn for her chauffering? What if I hope you've recovered from the special birthday wishes given by the Holy Rollers and the Rhinestone Cowgirls? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if that dog ain't right? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if all the what iffers are on holiday? what if this thread will be livelier again in a day or two? what if it's fun having a mess o' Scrollers around in person for an extended period? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if you are quite welcome Smirky? What if two scrollers are headed home to a winter wonderland? What if and it ain't much warmer here? What if, but they did get a couple nice days? What if I was spanked by the girls of TXRD? What if and just cuz they are small girls, don't mean they can't spank hard? What it hurt so good? What if I will miss my house guests? What if and so do Gabby and Bart? What if, see y'all in September? What if and thank you all so much for the cards, gifts, tickets, and fun? What if I love you all? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i hope the travelling Scrollers don't encounter to much weather delay in their homeward return? what if roller derby spankings do indeed rock? what if spanking photos to follow? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i made it home? what if lila will be staying at a hotel near the airport since her flight was canceled? what if i felt bad leaving her there?  what if i hope she gets a decent flight tomorrow? what if i guess i should go pack again? | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i forgot to what if a thanks to shawn and zoom? what if bad tam? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if you're entirely welcome? what if it's fun to entertain? what if especially when i'm not the main attraction, as it were? what if i was more like the co-host? what if...Edina McMahon? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if alright already? What if I'm tired of the snow and the cold? What if I miss the days when I could open my widow and let the summer breeze float in? What if if I did that now I would be a popcicle? What if who am I kidding? What if I am a popcicle? What if I my house is spic and span? What if even my bathroom is clean? What if I made cookies and a cake for V-Day yesterday? What if I feel all domestic and stuff? What if I wore my Reign of Comedy tshirt the other day? What if it has Auto, Salmoneus and Joxer on it? What if I felt like a proud little Xenite as I was running errands with it on? | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if I just bought a ticket to see Melissa Ferrick? What if thanks to Zoom for letting me know? What if, but damn I want to see Lucinda Williams too? What if Tam will be sad to know that Daughtry will be here on Feb 23rd? What if missed him by that much!? What if I hope lila does make it home safely to her pups and that Tam has a rockin' time in NYC? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if i need to buy a new xena-type shirt? What if, i shall go look online right now, thank you very much? What if i wonder if you can still buy em ********************************* | |||
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