what if yeah saturday, no work today, cept work round the house?

what if trees changin colors but i wish leaves would stay on their trees?

what if yum bought some apple cider today?

what if rented some vampire movie, can't recall its name. but its got mostly female vamps?

what if been listening to new Wilco album which is very good, and now playing is first Cheap Trick album?

What if I started Admining another group?

What if I swore this was something I would never do again?

What if the group already has dramas?

What if none of those dramas involve me?

What if the dramas seem to have mostly played themselves out?

What if this is a good thing?

What if I just go back to killing zombies and pretend this whole thing never happened?

what if Argy swore in the post above this one but i don't see no cuss words?

what if zombies make good civil servants?

what if i'm gonna watch the start of game 4 of the world series cuz Zooey Deschanelcrazed is gonna sing the national anthem?

what if why is it they call it the world series when only the US & Cananda, eh, have teams eligible to play in it?

What if i have started watching the new Sarah Michelle Geller show that started here a few weeks ago.

What if it's called Ringer

What if it seems ok so far

What if she'll always be Buffy

what if...November...blah?

what if blahhhhh blahhhhh November is blaaaaah?

what if i plan to invoke Occupy The Scrolls movement?

what if i pitch a tent & bring my sleepy bag here n camp out in protest?

what if i'm protestin that there aint enuff scrollers hereabouts?

what if i put on my hippee garb and chant about bailing out the forums for cancelled tv shows?

what if my Occupy The Scrolls movement catches on?

what if YOU'RE readin this so post NOW! call me an idiot (everyones else does) but just post it here!

what if i Occupy The Scrolls & nobiddy cares?

what if no cops pepper spray me?

what if they dunt even throw Dr Pepper on me?

What if I haven't played Pokemon since Red and Blue?

What if I forked over the moneys for a DSi XL?

What if I'm playing Soul Silver and White?

What if dang I forgot how much fun Pokemans were?

What if I have to relearn to type because I had one finger in a splint for six weeks?

What if the cat's running up and down the stairs so fast it sounds like a drum roll?

what if it's gettin close to 2012?

what if...2012...the end of the world!?!?!?

what if we need Xena to fight the Mayans to change their calendar thingie?

what if Zager & Evans 2525 calendar predicted at least the year 8585 (cuz they weren't sure about 9595)?

what if ha! i betcha i'll still be postin stoopid stuffage on the scrolls in 2013 and beyond!

What if everything will finish???

What if, i am sorry sorry sorry for not being around lately

What if phonesystems wtf?

What if Jess is getting pokemon white for xmas and loves her dsi xl.

What if it's really hard to go back to the normal ds after playing an xl

What if we're getting an ipad 2 for xmas

What if you're an idiot (i'm reading back old posts)

What if there is 4 sleeps till xmas!!

What if my baby starts high school next year?

What if i have a new profile picture

what if waves holdiay hiddy to Ame?

what if what's with all the spammers of late?

what if there aint many of us left to get bugged by their spam?

what if i still aint got no ipod ipad iphone ibrain just iballs heehee?

what if Jess being a high schooler makes me feel older than BrucE Braless, even older than the dinosaur fat between gabris' teeth?

what if but livin in a college town always makes ya feel young cuz the college kids never grow old?

what if jeepers another year & here the scrolls still exists!?!?

what if i can't remember life before scrolls?

what if i's nuthin but a computer virus designed to scare off other scrollers?

what if well, least i's suckcessful at being a virus?

what if i still want more scrollers to show up in 2012 so's i can try n scare 'em off?

what if i'm gettin into steampunk?

what if i've bought steampunk comics, books, mechandise, art, etc?

what if i joined a steampunk forum?

what if they avoid me there like they do here?

what if it's my dirty steamy socks?

what if it's just me *sigh*?

what if i wonder when Ame will return & delete some of the new spammers?

what if i wanna put a different wife in the sig pic but am too lazy to find a pic?

what if i'll look for a pic of Zooey this time?

what if i decide instead to spam a link for something stoopid like carpets or things to carry babies in or getting laid um well getting laid ain't stupid just spamming links ro it?

what if i spam a link to the scrolls?

What if... you missed me *cries*

What if i was sick, and before that i was busy

What if i actually do some work at work :P

what if yay Ame is back?

what if yay trolls are gone (for awhile anyways)?

what if me am sleepy go bye bye soon after one more post?

What if no one had what iffed for 6 months before this?

What if i only posted in here to bump the thread up?

What if i am going on a cruise on the 7th of feb for 4 days, so i won't be able to post?

What if it's to celebrate my 40th!

what if what if'n would be more fun if the what if's were answered?

what if there were answers but they was all wrong?

what if there was a conspiracy to incorrectly answer the what if questions?

what if Obombya was behind the conspiracy?

what if Lady Gagme was also behind it?

what if Justin Barber was also behind it?

what if no one cared that these ppl were behind conspiring to wrongly answer the what if questions?

what if i what if'd long enuff for one day?

what if Ame goes on cruise for 40 days & 40 nites?

what if she takes 2 of every animal on her cruise?

what if i go on cruise & take 40 xc wives?

what if my mind went on cruise long ago and never came back?

What if Jess has an Obsession with Dr Who that seems to rival my obsession with Xena.

What if she is only 12... (well almost 13)

What if fandom obsessions are cool at any age :P

What if I've been frightened to start what iffing again?

What if once I start, I may never be able to stop?

What if it's been a long, hard road stayin' clean?

what if i'm still a "scroller needing therapy"?

what if that ranking needs mod-i-fied?

what if it should be "scroller needing employment"?

what if how aboot "scroller needing dinars"?

what if hay therapy costs too much dinars so please somebuddy change that ranking!?

What if mine should be 'scroller needing love'?

What if 'scroller who almost had it but missed his chance'?

What if 'scroller doomed to be alone for eternity'?

what if Salem takes celebrity wives into a harem like i did with xc wives?

what if just don't take any of my wives!?

What if it's good to see some people have come back more than once