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What if communal pants? What if that'd be a good band name? What if no one has come knocking at my door for such a long time? What if I'd be like Marge, inviting them in and not letting them leave and they make their escape when I go to fetch them some lemonade? What if I'd make a good Nurse Ratched? What if, wait, no I wouldn't.. >_> What if no work tomorrow, woohoo? What if I can stay up late watching TV? What if I was worried who would get voted off on Survivor tonight? What if I didn't have to worry though? What if, phew? ____________________  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if, another awesome start to a page? What if Communal Pants are headlining the What If thread? What if my giant head is the supporting act? ____________________ | |||
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what if Communist Pants? what if no reply from job ppl? what if i get emails for jobs that either i have no interest in, no skills for or look like scams? what if i start my own bizness? what if xc's Harem-For-Rent? what if Stinky Socks for Rent (scares off crows in cornfield & other pests)? | |||
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What if 'Communal Pants and the Giant Head' is an even better name for a band What if TGIF What if Heitie is doing a damn fine job posting on the scrolls in weird and wonderful ways and i am very proud of her  ********************************* | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Heitie missed a day? What if Ame scared her off this time? What if she just didn't want to wear the communal pants and be called a communist? What if I had the day off work today? What if I watched Touched By An Angel, read some more Discworld and played some Professor Layton? What if, livin' it up!? What if I don't have a Professor Layton game, I just put on a top hat and walk up to random people asking them to give me puzzles while talking in a British accent? What if critical thinking is the key to success? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
what if finished taxes yay!? what if hope gets big refund? what if still no word on job applied for? what if doesn't look good for that one? what if wish could find job where i work at home & get paid good mullah? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
what if the job i applied for was posted again? what if i applied for it again? what if this is last time i apply for that job? what if either diss me or call me but don't ignore me!? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if thanks, Ame? What if I'm not scared away, but I've probably scared the others away? What if I've had a headache so I haven't gotten anything done? What if I couldn't even accomplish a nap this afternoon? What if I kept having that thing where you're fading out and falling asleep and then my mind yoinked me back to awakeness? What if I didn't like that for a number of reasons, not the least of which was that it made me aware of the fading out feeling each time? What if it's scary? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I like that Jennifer Lawrence looks like she's listening with rapt attention while I write What Ifs? What if it makes me feel fascinating? What if when the weather gets chilly in whatever month that happens down there Salem should wear a top hat just casually like it's any other hat? What if he could put a festive yarn pompom on the top so it would look more like a traditional knitted winter hat? What if it probably doesn't get quite chilly enough for knitted winter hats making the top hat again the perfect choice? What if the people at the job xc keeps applying for are being rude and thoughtless? What if I would add unprofessional? What if you need to respond to applicants? What if it's not, I assume, like they have several thousand applying? --What if I edited because the juxtaposition of the 'What If' in that first sentence made it look like a euphemism? --What if I may not be using juxtaposition correctly? --What if I don't care, I just don't want anyone to think I'm euphemisming in regard to Jennifer Lawrence?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Fahrenheit, | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if job people are dumb? What if it would be nice if they could be courteous? What if a knitted hat would probably be nice for me of a morning during the winter months, when I sit outside at work before I start? What if I don't wear one though because it would mess up my hair? What if, but a top hat wouldn't mess it up? What if it's all falling in to place? What if I watched the latest Glee tonight? What if, Come What May? What if I was in danger of swooning? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
what if speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, i bought copy of "Hunger Games"? what if i got a leg ache from walkin round the university campus today? what if spring break & town is nearly empty? what if agree with Heitie & Salem, job ppl should be professional & courteous? what if look for different job? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if THAT IS MAHOGANY! What if I like the hunger games books up to a point, (hated the third though), but now that the hunger games is huge it's making me irritated with it? What if, I will still see the rest of the movies though, because yes, jennifer lawrence is delightful? What if she'll always be Mystique to me though! What if, bring on Days of Future Past!! ____________________ | |||
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what if never read Hunger Games books? what if now readin Stevie King's "11/22/63"? what if time travel story to prevent JFK from gettin shot? what if also readin music books about surf music? what if sleepin pill workin OT today? what if time changed & lost an hour darnnit? what if wanna stay on same time zone all year long? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i thought that said time travel story to prevent jk rowling for gettin shot? What if I had a busy weekend and now i need a weekend to get over my weekend What if i wish i was home in bed not at work ********************************* | |||
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what if hairy potty stopped jk rowling from being shot? what if lee harvey voldemort shot jk rowling? what if no it wasn't He Who Must Be Lame that shot jk rowling? what if it was stevie king on the grassy knoll who shot jk rowling cuz her books were outselling his? what if the scarey clown from "It" really shot jk rowling? what if the same scarey clown scared away cuz lila? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if OMG Once Upon A Time??  What if I CAN'T believe blank did that to blank!! What if blank is going to be rightfully blanked!! What if I sense some vengeance ahead!! What if ??____________________ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
what if insomnia? what if too much insomnia? what if sleepin pills not workin good enuff? what if no word from job ppl? what if lookin for different job? | |||
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what if almost a day & no one else has posted? what if i scared 'em away? what if zombies ate their brains? what if i fear no zombie cuz i aint got no brain? what if wiping sleep from my eye? what if sleepin pill worked fer a change? what if scrollers come back? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i have had the flu, and i haven't wanted to do much of anything What if with all the coughing during the night, i am sleepy during the day  ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
what if i am always sleepy during the day? what if yep, insomnia? what if snowy outside makes me more sleepy? what if white scrolls reply screen makes me sleepier? what if what if'n makes me sleepier? what if sound of my voice makes me sleepiest? | |||
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what if when we gonna get to pg 93? what if not soon enuff? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i don't have a sore throat What if phlegm tickles my throat and makes me cough What if phlegm is the weirdest word on the planet and the spelling is really out there What if everyone seems to have left the scrolls again, we're never going to get to page 100 ********************************* | |||
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what if phlegm sounds like a Lord of the Rings character? what if phlegm is Gollum's wife? what if phlegm & gollum have a child named mucus? | |||
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what if c'mon pg 93 get yer butt n gear!? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if hello scrollers, i have missed you during my uneventful absence @_@? What if I've just been really busy? What if, busy with television that is? What if i'm still not over Once Upon A Time? What if in happier news, a Veronica Mars movie is going to happen now! ____________________ | |||
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