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What if you eat some stale bread and pickles?

What if you eat a tim tam squished in minties?

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What if, actually, I like stale bread?

What if why is everyone looking at me like that?

What if I haven't had a mintie for yeaaaars?

What if I have one tomorrow?

What if nah?

What if my Tim Tam stock is empty?

 
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What if i change my name to another shannen related name?

What if i liked shannen in 'girls just wanna have fun' & 'heathers'?

What if they never shoulda killed prue?

What if damn alyssa to hell and back..lol

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What if i should go to bed i keep making heaps of spelling mistakes?

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What if Shannen and Alyssa were best friends?

What if Prue was still in the show?

What if I wonder what direction the show would have taken if no one had died?

 
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What if i am gunna go get into my jammies and go to bed?

What if i watch xena in my warm bed?

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What if night night, have fun talking to yourself, and no fun stalking me in bed salem...lol

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What if Ame isn't really going to bed?

What if she's going to sign off then come back as a new scroller?

What if goodnight?

What if I'm all alone now?

What if I go offline and watch TV?

What if I've been playing OoT and just got the Hookshot?

What if I stop now so I can watch TV?

 
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What if i found some pics to poast from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?



dunno the guy...
Sarah Jessica Parker
Helent Hunt
and Shannen






what if fortunecity doesn;t work

oh well

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What if aww little Shannen?

What if I've never seen that movie?

What if what's it about?

What if is it about girls having fun?

 
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what if what i have told you guys about making 5 pages of what ifs overnight?

what if my just woken-up little brain can't stand the strain of catching up?

what if words like Mazoohemeleejola don't help at all?

what if i pretty much found Aussies to be demented long before page 54 of this thread?

what if i grew up about 20 miles from the Chicken Ranch?

what if a was a teemager when they shut it down?

what if that ws big doin's for Fayette County back in 1975?

what if they wrote a song about it, wanna hear it, here it is?

what if it's just a little ol' pissant country town, nothing much to see...?

what if how does a wombat smell?

what if Salem's middle name was Isanasty?

what if Heitie lost her power to edit her own posts like i have?

what if that happened, we'd all chip in for her therapy?

what if i'm chatting with pj on AIM right now?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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what if i can't think of anything amusing to say about "teemajer"?

what if see--the no eidt thing is maddening?

what if not as maddening as my inability to type?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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what if a swear i didn't typo "edit" on purpose?

what if i typed "swear" as "sweat" at first?

what if proofreading is helpful but a drag?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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What if I say hello to pj?

What if Blondie is singing on my TV right now?

What if hmm..?

What if I haven't smelt a wombat for a long time?

What if that sounds dirty?

What if it literally was dirty?

What if dirty was my middle name?

What if this middle name business became like all those weddings to S people?

What if Sandra Sully is about to take Blondie's place on my TV?

What if she's bound to bring bad news?

What if she brings good news?

What if she brings sugar treats?

 
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What if I do this post without going back and fixing any mistakes I may make?

What if I just had another case of posts being posted while I was replying?

What if I don't make any mistakes?

What if most times when I edit my posts, it's to add the orbing smilie which is sometimes forget?

What if Sandras 30minute reign on TV has begun?

What if she's talking about a death toll?

What if when they speak to people over the phone and they have a still picture of the person is funny?

What if this ladys still picture has one eye looking straight ahead and the other looking off to the right?

 
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What if Sandra Sully sings?

What if I first typed "dings"?

What if someone came on your tv and started dinging?

What if everyone acted like it was normal?

What if I'm a little freaked out now?
 
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What if I wonder if we know why zoom can't edit?

What if I refuse to leave a post as-is?

What if I'm laughing at the poor lazy-eyed woman?

What if I feel bad about it, but it's funny nonetheless?

What if I'd laugh at my own lazy eye as well if I had one?

What if she has a glass eye?

What if this had six lines so I had to edit again to add another one?
 
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What if Sandra Sully released an album?

What if it was just her reading the news, but with an orchestra playing in the background playing appropriate accompaniying music?

What if I'm talking to a friend about Toy Story?

What if that movie made me believe all my toys were alive?

What if ever since I've never thrown any away and such?

What if I never threw any away to begin with?

What if my friend is talking about how the song about when Jesse was abandoned in Toy Story 2 annoys him and he skips that part?

What if that part makes me sad?

What if I go hug all my toys?

 
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What if I should take the personality disorder test again?

What if there was a boy in my first grade class with a glass eye?

What if his name was Eddie and he took it out to show us how he cleaned it?

What if it wasn't gross at all because we were six?

What if now I've typed that number twice and I need a large buffer zone before I type it again?

What if I'm afraid now to take the personality disorder test?

What if my daughter just came in and said "The kitty was on the table but I sweeped him off...but not with the broom"?

What if I'm relieved she isn't wielding the broom about the kitchen?
 
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What if my friend is talking about how the song about when Jesse was abandoned in Toy Story 2 annoys him and he skips that part?

What if that part makes me sad?



What if I always skip it as well?

What if when my kids watch it I can't so I go to the basement and do laundry or something until it's over?

What if that song works for lost loves as well?

What if it has a great deal stacked against it, in my opinion?

What if I believe photographs can see me?

What if not really, but kind of?

What if I can't have magazines with people on them in the bathroom?

What if especially if they smile and mock me?
 
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What if I've never met anyone with a glass eye?

What if an aquantinces mother has a glass eye, but I didn't want to look incase I stared at the wrong eye and she got offended?

What if I don't know what it would look like if someone took the eye out?

What if is it all red and gooey looking?

 
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What if I can't stop laughing at Salem's last post?

What if I hate looking at the wrong eye?

What if if you watch an old Sandy Duncan film you can see one eye like nine times more open than the other?

What if you'd think they could size them appropriately, taking normal eye openness into account?
 
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What if I'm downloading that song now?

What if I used to believe posters on my wall could see me?

What if the eyes always seemed to follow me?

What if it made getting undressed awkward?

 
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What if I can picture Salem turning out all his lights before putting on his jammies?

What if that's not enough because if they can see you at all then why not in the dark?

What if he had to get dressed under the covers?
 
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What if I never got changed at all?

What if I've been wearing the same thing forever?

What if I took down all the posters with watching eyes?

What if I'm not sure who Sandy Duncan is?

What if that just shows my age again?

 
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