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Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if I only just got back to being Salem though?

What if Nora ruined where I was going to put a word?

What if maybe I would've had a chance of winning, but noooo?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if Salem is pokey?

What if Salem is thirty points down?

What if that could change with one good word?

What if Salem figured out what my name for the next three days has to be if he wins?

What if he really thinks there is no point?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if my post started a new page?

What if I don't like Scrabble anymore?

What if I don't like it when it starts to get all squished up?

What if whenever I find somewhere to go, Nora always seems to ruin it for me?

What if she must be cheating somehow?

What if she just plain has a better vocabulary than me?

What if I have sucky letters?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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what if the only way I know how to cheat in Scrabble is in the scoring?

What if I can't cheat when I don't keep score?

What if I'm really a fabulous hacker who has cracked the code to mess with the scoring on Yahoo games?

What if I just made myself laugh?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if I lost the game?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if Salem-er, CrocHunterFanBoy-is a good sport?

What if I suspect he's accepted his name change with good grace, but is plotting to challenge me in Dominos or something?

What if he thinks to ask Ame, what my changed name should be?

What if I know it will be deliciously evil?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
Posts: 2306 | Location: DFW | Registered: 24 June 2003Report This Post
Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if Ame will be home soon so we can have a 3 player game?

What if we had a Scroller Scrabble Tournament?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if the Yahoo! Games server is crapping out?

What if it's taking five minutes to submit a word?

what if that's a pain in the ass?

What if I just realized that I'm not sure I can say "pain in the ass" outside of fight club?

What if I really don't care?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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What if they updated the server (AGAIN) and thats why?

What if every time they update the server it gets worse?

What if Salem got home and the first thing he did was txt message me?

What if ok, so i lie, but funny?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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What if damn it's freaking windy?

What if i am so very glad we have no big trees in our yard?

What if Salem does though?

What if i find wind like this, scary?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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What if 600 posts.. WOOHOO..

What if one small step for man kind, but one huge step up Scroll Mountain?

What if my dad went to hospital again last night, this time it was an angina attack?

What if, he's ok though?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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What if my diploma finally came in the mail yesterday?

What if it's only been like over two months since I graduated?

What if it's kind of a let down?

What if it's ridiculously huge, but strangely plain?

What if my bachelor's degree diploma will also be nearer and dearer to my heart?

What if that's because I hadn't plumbed the depths of my cyncism when I got it?

What if it's just because OU sucks?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if I do have big tree's in my back yard?

What if my backyard slopes downwards at the bottom of the yard?

What if we've had to get quite a large tree cut down because it had grown at an angle on the sloped ground?

What if it's roots were starting to come out the ground?

What if had it fallen, it would've crashed through the house below ours?

What if I liked that tree too?

What if I'm watching Australian Idol?

What if the people I vote for never get through?

What if I'm unintentionally dooming them?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if I just got a really big word score?

What if *** 77 points awarded to salemxwp. 'plumbing': (2 + 1 + 1 + 1x3 + 2 + 1x3 + 1 + 1) x 3. 35 point bingo bonus.?

What if I wish Nora was still playing to see my moment of glory?

What if Ame added an S to it and made 'seem' and scored 51 points?

What if then she also scored 32 points?

What if I almost didn't make the word because I was stupid and it didn't click that I could put my word where the B was?

What if, but still, 77 points?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if I slept alllll last night?

What if I mean that I went to bed at 5:30pm and got up at 9:30am?

What if I was really tired?

What if I wasnt THAT tired?

What if I was at a dance competiton?

What if I didnt place?

What if my face is really really really sunburnt?

What if by sleeping I missed my chance to talk to Salem?

What if that makes me really sad?

What if I know hes gone to bed by now?

What if AWSOME HE SAW STEVO?????!!!!!!

What if I'm the real croc hunter fan?

What if I remember that Salem went to his zoo last year?

What if I am going to watch for that show with the sharks?

What if I forced rellik to watch his movie when it came out before?

what if I have never played Scrabble on line?

What if I usually play with my Grandma?

What if I am actually good at scrabble?

What if that really scary as anyone who talks to me can tell you?

What if we had a HUGE tree in our Front yard but had to get it cut down?

What if it was because someones dog attacked the bark?

What if that dog used to follow us to school everyday?

What if no one knew whose dog he was?

What if maybe thats why I'm afraid of most dogs?

What if I feel I have some What iffing to make up from yesterday and last night?

What if I am pretty sure I'm down now Wink?

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'
 
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What if Ame disappeared while playing Scrabble?

What if she asked us to wait?

what if we've had the opportunity to boot her twice now?

What if the third time, we'll do it?

What if we are gnashing our teeth with impatience?

What if not really, but I was trying to be dramatic?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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what if nobody invited ME to play scrabble?

what if, ok, they did, but the damn computer wouldn't let me?

what if DAMN YOU COMPUTER!!!!

what if, having read that 'ass' may be an excluded scrolling word, maybe 'damn' is too?

what if oops?

what if i'll try to contain myself in future?

what if salem is blinking at me?

what if DAMN HIM also for not persisting harder in taking the turn off to come visit me?

what if, there i go again?

what if, uh. sorry 'bout that?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
 
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what if i'm hungry again?

what if it's lunch time and i ain't got no stinkin' entre?

what if ...i'll get back to you?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
 
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what if yeah well i'm back?

what if hello scrollers, i missed you during my uneventful absence?

what if *teeth marks in neck*?

what if i have to have lunch now, so i don't know if i'll be able to get back on line (what with the nutty computing systems and such) when i come back?

what if, so long then, just in case?

what if, and for no particular reason, snuh?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
 
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What if i swore at Maddie and she got all embarassed?

What if I am rude and crude and like to post naked?

What if i am fully clothes till I post, then take them off JUST to post?

What if out scrabble game consists of root, shag and I'd hate to think what is coming next?

What if Salem left, and Argy appeared?

What if, i hadn't met them at the same time, i would think they are the same person?

What if i have a pirated version of Finding Nemo?

What if, it doesn;t come out here till next week.. so YAY

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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What if I really should be drafting a resume right now?

What if that would probably help me more than winning scrabble?

What if Argy was toying with Ame and me the first game and will come out like gangbusters now?

What if Argy has an even more extesive vocabulary than both of us together?



Round the hangin tree
Swaying in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swaying

"Hangin' Tree"
Queens of the Stone Age
 
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What if I just realized that I'm not sure I can say "pain in the ass" outside of fight club?
What if 6. Any heavy swearing on the Scrolls will be considered trollish behaviour. Scrollers can use words like shit, crap, and ass, but f***, the lovely c-word, and other similar words aren't acceptable. Too much swearing, eg. in arguments, will be edited, deleted, or locked up. You can get your point across without getting rude. You can also use censored words to show what you really feel, by typing f***, or else use a substitute word like fark?

What if bitchbuggerbumcockpooweefart?

What if buggery bollocky bastards?

What if I believe my work here is done?
 
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What if I haven't done any of the chores I meant to this evening?

What if I really need to change the sheets on the bed?

What if it's the first time I get to use my higher thread count sheets?

What if they are really soft?

What if I decided to stay in bed all day?

What if the siren call of scrabble with Salem and Ame forces me to get out of bed?



So speak to me
Just like you should
And then you can say those wicked things
And if you want
We'll make it good
Before my mood swings
 
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Scroller Needing Therapy
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What if I never win in Scrabble?

What if it's still fun though?

What if computers that don't let people join in on scrabble games aren't very nice?

What if Scrabble was a contact game?

What if it probably has been in the past, with people fighting over words existing?

What if I'm starting to feel sick?

What if I have a sore throat?

What if It's making me grumpy now?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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What if I've been snacking on imported Stoned Wheat Crackers?

What if they are only coming from Canada?

What if I'm confused that there is no French label on the box?

What if I'd intended to have them with brie, but I'm not so sure about the health of my little wedge?



So speak to me
Just like you should
And then you can say those wicked things
And if you want
We'll make it good
Before my mood swings

"My Mood Swings"
Elvis Costello
 
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