what if wishing BrucE best luck in fighting them shingles?

what if i had chicken pox when i was youngster so i guess i won't get them?

what if don't need to get sick with no insurance?

what if reminds me to blame jackass obombya for more ills in the world?

why is it that wonder if a 3rd scroller will appear before year is over?

why is it that i will stop my strike by posting in correct threads on Jan 1 unless 3rd scrollers posts before then?

why is it that maybe just oughta leave scrolls to the mice & bats & dust?

why is it that i dunno where else can i go & be a total idiot & get away with it!?

Pg 26 yay!

i had a porkchop & corn today. And worked it off inside the house by cleaning & sweeping & stuff.

i was gonna work outside but it's around 15 degree, way too cold, so i wait awhile.

what if it's a holiday?

what if gonna see mama xc soon?

what if no other relatives here this year?

what if i scare them away too?

why is it that had thought bout buying new tv this year?

why is it that still have old CRT type tv?

why is it that should get new tv as old one has squiggly lines on it?

why is it that but need new house gutters first?

why is it that maybe new tv when/if get full time job?

What if you only get Shingles if you HAVE had Chicken Pox..?

What if its a re-emergence of the virus..?

It turns out that shingles is ONLY contagious as Chicken Pox....Not as shingles!

So That means no Plague Rat Xmas for me..

Im outta here in a few hours.

Hmmm maybe i best check to make sure i really had chicken pox. i thought i did...

So where's our 3rd scroller?

Or maybe i should say 3rd scrooger for not showing up on the holiday!

what if checked & never had chicken pox?

what if i have had fried, baked, bbq'd, broasted & roasted chicken?

what if but not all at once?

what if a pox on the house of obombya & tea party politicians?

what if didn't work today?

what if taking today & tomorrow off?

what if may work monday?

what if should hear one way or anudder from several jobs i applied for?

why is it that downtown looks like abandoned town?

why is it that cuz the students are gone & ppl gone for holidays?

why is it that i hate new years day worse than any holiday?

why is it that why not celebrate mid-year day cuz then it be much warmer & not so close to other holidays?

Finished off the leftover ham from yesterday. Not a big ham fan. i prefer ham with burger.

Now i's cravin a hamburger...

I will gladly pay you Tuesday foe a Hamburger today....

what if not used to being home on a Friday?

what if doin laundry?

what if gonna clean out ground gutters?

what if tomorrow gotta clean off roof & roof gutters?

what if hope it's for last time til spring?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
I will gladly pay you Tuesday foe a Hamburger today....

why is it that you probably get sicker on any hamburger i fix?

why is it that xc not a good cook?

why is it that maybe i get mama xc to make one for ya?

why is it that ya gotta pay us today for a hamburger today, WimpE?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
Why is it that the last post seems overly dramatic now?

Why is it that with only afew post to go I was hopin to clear 1000 posts by/for new year's day ?

Why is it that its lookin pretty unlikely..?

why is it that post countin again?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if its been a week & ahalf or so with the shingles...very unpleasant but not brutal.

What if Im feeling more energetic lately.

What if Im using Internet Explorer instead of Firefox..?

What if its annoying..?

what if i hate IE?

what if it's corrupt?

what if it sucks?

what if obombya must be behind it?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
WHat if this thread needs only 9 more posts to push it to a new page..

What if I skip the porno for a day & try to think of shit...I mean things to say..?

What if I have already made like 6 typos thus far..?


What if I try not to let that ANNOY me...?

what if porno?

what if post countin?

what if Deep Posting?

what if NaStY!?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I may have to skip movie downloading too..?

What if I may have to skip TV show downloading too..?

WHat if I saw the grand finale of Nikita Yesserday..?

What if I just heard a loud pop from my laptop where my hand is restin on it..?

what if i never download tv?

what if never download movies?

what if didn't Nikita end over a decade ago?

what if Pop Goes the BrucE?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if last post wuz #977..?

What if I just drone on & on about post counts
as a special X-Mass present for xc..?

What if it appears my laptop will survive loud crunchin noise..?

What if at least for a bit..?

what if post countin again?

what if it blows yer laptop up?

what if it sets yer post count back to zero?

what if postin diarrhea ends?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if Im a wimpy poster if I cant even finish out a little more than a half a What if page..?

What if I wish I was as infinitely interesting as Mr XC..?

What if he must be doing something rite to have 342 Sister wives..?

what if sister wives!?!?

what if i aint from Arkan-sauce?

what if not from West Virgin-ya?

what if i have no sisters?

what if only in the gabris fam?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if he keeps his post count Riddick-u-lously high by just replying to alla my posts ..?

What if it shouldn't have taken me 8-9 months to figure it out..?

What if Salem woulda noticed in a few daze..?

what if yep yep that what me doin?

what if Salem?

what if who's that?

what if ya sure ya don't mean sailin?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if its sad to be right..?

What if no one showed up for Xmas @ the scrolls..?

What if that reminds me of Xenatizer saying HE would be the last lonely scroller fan..?

What if I knew he was wrong when he said it..?

what if last time, Ame took off in June & showed up in January?

what if Ame is doin that again?

what if she & the Xenatizer hooked up?

what if they meet somewhere inbetween like uh Hawaii?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if Im mad @ the Sun..?

What if because I look out at the sky after sunset & see only lonely Venus shining @ me ..?

What if I have always wanted to see a spectacular comet since I was a boy..?

What if the sun ATE MY COMET ......dammit..?

What if I may forgive but it will be a while..?

what if i luv the sun?

what if luv sunshine warm & dry?

what if luv summer august july sunny sunny days?

what if my sun wanna eat stoopid comet, let her?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I was also mad when they took planetary status away from Pluto/Charon..?

What if it will always be a planet to me ?

What if as will Kuiper belt objects Xena & Gabrielle our 2nd Binary Planet?

What if they can bite me if they don't like it..?

what if i don't keep up with astronomy?

what if not with astrology?

what if with geology?

what if cuz i got rocks in me head?

what if it's ROCK N ROLL YEAH!?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if this should be the last post on this page..?

what if I post it now & see what happens..?

what if pathetic post?

what if should fine BrucE 10 post counts?

what if judges do ya agree?

what if ya agree by saying nuthin?

what if yay! judges agree?